Literotica

Literotica stories! I’m all for raunchy books. Since I realized I will probably die a virgin, I’ve been cruising the internet for masturbation materials, and I find reading erotica a quiet experience as it allows me to visualize the action and paint the picture of the unreal bodies and hot sex. It’s one of the ways I pass my miserable days. I really get a good tug reading a naughty paragraph or two. Or maybe I’m just a creep who finds solace in reading X-rated stuff (in between jacking my cock sore) in the hope that I can somehow get a tip or two on how the likes of ThePornDude are able to get laid by multiple women a week while I’m stuck in my mom’s dark underground garage stroking my willy.It has actually been a long journey. It all started in junior high school. There was this girl who had a thing for me (or so I thought). One day she had a nasty surprise in store; she dragged me to the farthest corner of the school park and promised that she would give me a kiss if I showed her my cock. I was actually in the process of unzipping my pants when about 20 students showed out of nowhere laughing hysterically. It turns out my so-called crush had invited the whole school to come look at my penis. ‘I can’t believe you actually wanted to do it’ was all she said. Not even an apology. Needless to say, I never recovered from the humiliation.Well, I figure no girl wants to be associated with such a miserable sod like myself. Even the ugliest girls snub me like some plague with my only solace being masturbation. You can actually call me a professional wanker. As you can imagine, that’s how I ended up unearthing Literotica.com. It is the go-to spot for pleasure through words, and I can tell you more about it if you keep reading.

The mother of written porn?

Well, not quite, but these folks have been around since 1998. That’s a solid 2 decades of providing horny people with something to rub one out. While other sites are shutting down left, right, and center, Literotica.com has remained steadfast and has over the years turned into a masturbatory funhouse for lovers of written erotica. It has certainly helped me stop my deplorable habit of sniffing my sister’s dirty panties, but that’s a story for another day. There are thousands of stories on Literotica.com covering plenty of categories including anal, BDSM, fetish, group sex, mature and much more. No wonder they have survived 20+ years.

The design could use some work

I just don’t like slating porn sites, but I have to point out the tendency by erotic fiction sites to have a pretty basic approach to design. Looking at Literotica.com, you get the feeling that it was designed at the turn of the century. Well, maybe it was, but it’s not the end of the world, but even degenerates can be choosy if they have to.The text, especially when viewed from a large screen is a bit crammed up on the left side, and the arrangement is far from neat. I may be a wreck who will probably never get his dick wet (unless when showering), but I know the viewing experience could be better. And the only positive aspect you can pick from the dated design is that it allows easier navigation and I had an easy time locating a story good enough to appeal to my largest sexual organ; the brain. You know, the less I talk about my small dick, the better.

Breaking down the homepage

The main page is the gateway to the literally naughty bits that lie in wait. It is divided into categories, and the community section leads you to the bulletin board and live chat where you are likely to come across people who share your sexual tastes. The resources section has a site FAQ, Volunteer Editors, and Writer’s Resources. Just in case you want to share your awesome dirty fantasies with the world, this is where you should be. Well, you will need an account for that, but it’s free and only takes a few minutes.Scroll further down for the Stores section. While the site is free and has remained so for 20 years, they need to keep their servers running and since they don’t bombard you with ads, you can buy dildos, physical DVDs, vibrators, anal toys, costumes and even sex machines to help the site afford the bandwidth for 50+ million views a month. At the bottom of the page are links to Literotica’s Erotica Audio and Erotic Images sub-sections.I have a feeling you will skip all the sections and go straight to the good stuff which is actually totally understandable. Maybe its time to explore the power of erotic fantasy and then take some alone time for a much-needed masturbation break.

When fiction meets sexy

Literotica.com has one of the largest collections of erotic stories on the internet, and everyone can find the cream of the crop without much hassle. You may want to start with the list of top sex stories as voted by users who have more than an idea of what makes a compelling sex story.The categories are arguably the best way to access the stories. There are over 30 categories to pick from, including BDSM, Incest/Taboo, Fetish, and Exhibitionist. For a quick and naughty BDSM read, check out, “A Wicked Little Spanking Story.” Hell, they even have a rape category (conveniently named NonConsent/Reluctance) with over 25k stories! You can also check Erotic Horror, Sci-Fi and Fantasy categories and allow your mind to wander. That said, Literotica doesn’t allow bestiality or child porn as a topic. But that only applies to real animals, and you can expect to find stories about dragon rape and werewolf threesomes.However, some of the categories are combinations of different interest groups with different (albeit interrelated) tastes. It was probably a bad idea to combine transgender and cross-dressing fiction as a single category, for instance.As expected, some categories have more readers than others. The incest/taboo category seems to have the most adherents, and some of the stories have an impressive 5,000 user ratings. I thought I was the only miserable perv in town with thoughts of fucking his sister until I saw a story with a 25,000 user ratings. People take this seriously, after all!The site seems to have a higher number of female users compared to other sex sites I’ve seen. They even have special names for the members in the messaging boards with terms like "Literoticans," "Litizens," or "Litsters" thrown around. They arrange events known as Litogethers where users can meet and socialize in real life. With such a high number of women, it is probably my best chance of fucking a real pussy. Hell, I know I don’t stand a chance even with the ugliest of the bunch, but I might give it a try. Fapping throughout the year is not as fun as it sounds.

Things to love about Literotica.com

A chock load of stories; the site has been around for over 20 years and has managed to stack thousands of stories during that time. It’s almost overwhelming.Categories; the stories cover different genres, and the categories present an excellent way to not only appreciate the diversity but also to find something suited to your tastes.Forums; the Literotica Forums are teeming with porn addicts, enthusiasts and inevitably, miserable virgins like myself who have all contributed to over 56 million posts in more than 1 million threads. It’s a lively destination where all manner of adult-related discussions are held.

Possible concerns

Ugly ass design; the site has an awfully boring design and looks like it was designed in the early stone age. It could do with a bit of upgrade, to be honest.

How the site can improve

Literotica.com is doing a fine job overall, but if there is an area they can improve on, that would have to be the design. It’s no longer 1996 folks. Also, the content could use better categorization to reflect the different tastes. Combining two categories as one is certainly not the best way to go about it.

Final remarks

Ultimately, Literotica.com (often misspelled as "litrotica", "lirotica", "literotca", "litterotica", "literoitca", "literocia" and "literatica") has enough stories to get blood pumping into your cock. The stories cover different topics, and I can’t possibly think of a reason you’d be disappointed with access to hundreds of thousands of X-rated text appealing to all tastes and fetishes, especially given that all the collection is available for free.