AdultFan Fiction! Photo and video porn is all well and good. Well, that’s not high enough praise, let’s not mince words. My balls would fill up and explode without porn videos. It’s a necessary part of life unless you’re a guy like ThePornDude that can get laid more than once a decade. But for the rest of us, porn is indispensable.But nothing is perfect. I’ve heard that watching too much porn can have negative effects on your brain. It makes you disrespect women, it unnaturally changes the pleasure centers in your brain, and, worst of all, it can making it hard to cum when you eventually do find a hole that’s willing to accept your dick.So sometimes I like to change things up by kicking it old-school—by jerking it to text. No, I don’t have a fetish for the letters themselves… though s is simply salaciously seductive… No, I have to fight that urge. My therapist said it wasn’t good for me. But what she doesn’t know can’t hurt her…In any case, that’s another story for another time. Before I was seduced by that slutty s I was going to tell you about my go-to site for jerking it to fictional stories. It’s called Adult-FanFiction.org and it’s been around forever. I’m not exactly sure when it was founded, but I fondly remember using the site to adult-oriented Harry Potter stories in the early 2000s. Oh Harry, you naughty boy…Ahem. The point I keep getting distracted from is that Adult-FanFiction.org focuses on one thing and does it perfectly. It’s a community hub for writing and sharing pornographic stories based in established fictional universes. If that sounds like something you’re into, come join us. If it doesn’t, come join us anyway. With the variety of subjects on the site, you’re bound to find at least one story that you like.
The Lord Of The Tags
Speaking of finding stories, Adult-FanFiction.org makes narrowing in on the perfect story a breeze. The main way of finding what you’re looking for is through their archive of stories, which is outfitted with categories and subcategories. If you click the anime category, for example, you’ll be given a list of recent and popular anime fanfictions. But say you’re not quite content with just any anime story—only a certain show will do. There are subcategories for a bunch of the most popular ones. If even the subcategory isn’t enough, things are broken down further by sub-sub-categories.I was in the mood to read about Misty getting busy with some Pokemon, so I started by opening the anime section. Naturally, I followed that by getting into the Pokemon section, but then the options really hit me—within the Pokemon subcategory, you get the choice of eight further divisions. Thinking that reading about her taking on a few at a time might be interesting, I followed that by clicking on the Threesomes/Moresomes category.And what a gold-mine I found! Not only could I read about Misty getting used by a few of her favorite water-type Pokemon, but I found hours of content. One particularly interesting story involved Pokemon overthrowing their trainers and using them as sex slaves. Hmm. I wonder if I could do that with my babysitter…I’d better finish writing about Adult-FanFiction.org in case that doesn’t go so well. Your other option for finding stories is by searching the categories or the site as a whole. You can search by title or by the author if you have an idea of what you’re looking for, but my favorite thing about Adult-FanFiction.org’s search is the tag system.Each story has a handful of tags attached to it so that you know what you’re getting into: from basic stuff like genders of the characters to more interesting things like rape, bestiality, and incest (don’t tell on me, I didn’t say I searched those things, I just said you could if you were so inclined). By learning and using these tags, finding the perfect story is as easy as tying your shoes. Well, easier. I didn’t master that until I was thirteen, but I was adept at locating Pokémon rimjob porn by at least twelve.
The Fanfiction Multiverse
But say you’re not into reading about Pokémon having sex with people. Ok, weirdo, they’ve got stories about Pokémon having sex with each other too. Are you satisfied now? Can we move on?What? Do you want to read about people having sex? Fetishes these days…Even those of you with tastes in porn that are a bit out of the ordinary should be able to find stuff here. They’ve got loads of stories about all the big anime, like Death Note, Inuyasha, and Fruits Basket, as well as even more obscure stuff if you’re willing to search for it.
Twilight stories are another huge genre on Adult-FanFiction.org. And, actually, I think I read that Fifty Shades of Grey started out as adult Twilight FanFiction… maybe I should give writing a story a shot. I’m not a Twilight superfan (a.k.a. a Twihard) or anything, but I have read each book a few times and I’ve seen the movies probably five or six times each, so maybe it’s worth a shot. After I cum. Oh, and then I was going to take a nap, and I hate to change plans. I’ll get to it tomorrow.Superhero fans like me will love the DC/Marvel sections. Batgirl, Catwoman, and Wonderwoman all feature prominently in these stories, but fans of more obscure heroes will find their beloved figures sucking and fucking on Adult-FanFiction too. Aquaman porn does it for me—I’m not gay, but something about those ripped abs, huge arms, and that long-flowing hair just does something for me… when I imagine him fucking a girl (or a fish), not when I imagine him fucking me. I’ve tried that five times now and it just doesn’t work, I’m not his type at all.Final Fantasy porn is one of my favorites, but I’ve got some issues with the writers. They’re all focusing on the 3D era. I know everyone masturbated over Tifa’s pointy pixelated tits when Final Fantasy VII came out, and Princess Garnet from Final Fantasy IX seems like she would be fun in bed, but what about the earlier stuff? I bet Black Mage from Final Fantasy I is hiding something interesting under those robes of his…
A Shell Of Its Former Self
The sad part about Adult-FanFiction.org is that it’s not quite what it used to be. In the words of Robert Frost, “nothing gold can stay,” and in the far more poetic words of the epilogue of Final Fantasy V, “the time comes that Void shall again envelop the world.” This is true of all things, and as such, you’ll notice something when you’re browsing through Adult-FanFiction.org. A vast majority of the stories were written in years past. Though new tales do pop up every few days, it’s nothing compared to the golden era that was the mid-2000s.Thankfully, you can still access all of the old stories, but we mustn’t become complacent. If people stop writing stories, people will stop reading stories. If people stop reading stories, the people who host Adult-FanFiction.org will stop making money, and they may eventually be forced to shut down the site.This would be a great loss, possibly greater than the burning of the Library of Alexandria. Thousands of unique tales of catgirls and tentacle monsters and Hermione Granger would be destroyed. I can hardly bear the thought of never again being able to masturbate to a well-written story of Frodo Baggins getting his revenge on a group of female orcs.So let’s make sure that never happens. The time has come for a renaissance of smutty fanfiction. We must tell it from the mountaintops: email everyone you know, spread the good word of Adult-FanFiction.org to the masses. It is up to us, the knightly protectors of the realm, to ensure that this hallowed art-form is not lost to the ravages of time and the onslaught of modern infidels like pictures and videos. So take up arms, my fellow readers, and fight to the death to protect what matters most in the world. If there is any cause worth the effort, this is it.But let’s start the war effort tomorrow, alright? I just stumbled upon a story about Buffy the Vampire Slayer meeting up with some demons that are calling my name, and I’ll probably need to go to sleep after cumming for the tenth time today.