Nifty Stories

Nifty Erotic Stories Archive!! Sometimes I wish I was born a gay man. The clothes they seem to find are always fabulous, they can grow facial hair that makes them smart, and most of us people are interested in them. I’m a straight man that has been burdened with being white. I’m nothing special and everybody looks through me whenever I’m out and about with mother.If I could look good in tight purple jeans and a fun silk button-up shirt that made me look like I was forged out of pure gold, maybe someone would be interested in me! The jewelry! The hair products! The…company. Having someone to be around me and a community of supporters rallying around me saying, ‘go get ‘em PornGeek, do your best. We love you.’I wrote this a few nights ago and left it. I whispered these thoughts above to Sheila, my Hentai pillow. While spooning her, I felt her twitch a little as if to say, ‘don’t even think about it.’ She sounds a lot like mother. She smells like her, sort of even tastes like her if I’m going to be honest for a moment. They both have the same personality, though when I bring her to the dinner table mother always shrieks and tells me not to bring that, ‘unclean slut to the dinner table!’ Sorry for cursing mother, but it’s your words and not mine!Being a little gay boy would be easier. But I’m not, I’m only a white knight enlightened male that’s unfortunately Caucasian. I’ve been destined to fight every day for the betterment of women and to wish that I was gay to make things easier on me is like saying I give up. I won’t give up the fight no matter what any of my critics say (even if they’re part of my own family, mother).I decided to live vicariously through a nifty little sex story site appropriately called Nifty.org. It’s been around since 1992 and through it all over 15,000 brave men and women have written sex stories about what it’s like to orgasm as gay people. I couldn’t stop reading. As Sheila looked over my shoulder in a rage of jealousy, I could feel my rare anime DVDs starting to break. It was finally going to happen tonight: my signed Sailor Moon boxsets were finally going to find their way into the wood chipper out behind the house if I didn’t show my lover a little more attention. So I stopped reading and spooned with her like the good little weeb I am.“Good weeb, good,” she said patting me on the back. [*Head tilt*] “Always my girl,” I said smiling as I closed my eyes on her stuffed bosom.I couldn’t get the tales of gay lust out of my head. Especially the beastiality stories. They did something to my…mother forgive me if you’re monitoring this and I’m going too far, but my…my dick became hard. I don’t know what that means for me, but I would love to review this nice little nifty site. It’s Nifty.org!

The blood flowed to my penis reading these stories

I don’t know what it says about me but when I read a story about two manly construction workers releasing each other’s tensions, it did something to my private parts. What I’m trying to say is that the writing on this site is extremely good! I have read other types of erotic fiction but mainly I stay in the fanfiction (mainly anime and Disney characters) and furry subgenres. A lot of the erotic stories you find on the Internet sound like they were written by newbs that have never heard of world-building before (I have to report that I snorted writing that because I can’t imagine) but not these! Let me give you a taste and I think you will agree that even if you are straight this will make your weenie hard. If you are a woman, your crustacean will become moist:“We escaped down to the panel room in the basement. These were friendly pecks, lustful, tongue devouring kisses, soft romantic kisses, soul merging kisses, blissful after-sex kisses. This was a god-I'm-glad-to-see-you kiss.”The authors at Nifty.org don’t just rush through their writing just so they can be popular in the social circles all humans naturally form. They take the time to write good LGBTQ+ friendly content that will appeal to everyone no matter if they are straight like I am or homosexual like I wish I was.

So much gay literature you won’t be able to read it all

Nifty.org has a massive collection of gay content. Over 264,000 stories and counting! It’s nearly 30 years of gay content all archived in one location. To me, that is a testament to the resilience of the gay community! To have all of these homosexual-friendly stories in one place where I can print them off and put them in my scrapbook makes it easy for anyone to load up a story, read it, touch themselves if the feeling arises, brew a fine pot of Ramen with bacon pieces to unwind while watching Nickelodeon and drifting off to slumber.

Out of the box categories

Although Nifty.org is filled with mostly gay, bi-sexual, lesbian, and transgender content they also have bestiality content. It really tapped into my furry curiosity as I read some of these stories. Like the other content on the site, a lot of these stories are top-notch! There are stories about men having relations with wild beasts, just being ravaged and shaken by the sexy caressing of a different species. As I read these entries, it felt like I was learning a little something about myself and I did: it confirmed that giving in to my inhibitions about having a little, ‘furry fun,’ on the side may not be a bad idea. Plus, I’d get to make new friends!I urge you to read stories from each category though. Keep an open mind if it doesn’t seem like something you are into! Who knows? Maybe you will be like me and dream about being taken advantage of by an animal that looks like Jon Stamos!

Charming memorabilia

For those of you that get the urge to donate to Nifty.org you can do so by either donating directly or buying some of their memorabilia. It won’t make the sexy stories any sexier but I just wanted to say that I think mother would like some of this. They have sweatshirts and hoodies and such that say, ‘have a nifty day,’ which is just the type of message that really puts a pep in my step. Maybe you should buy some for your mother too!

The site feels like it was built in 1992

Nifty.org is simple to use and browse around but it just feels so outdated! Was this site built in 1992? I’m sorry for being so mean here and I’m not trying to be but I think it needs a facelift. It would be a great opportunity to give a talented gay web designer some work and maybe pad their resume!Once they redesign the website they should think about making sure the stories are read in anything other than a text file (.txt). The formatting is all over the place and in an age where people are used to reading things on a Kindle I don’t think most people are going to be thrilled to read stories in a text file. It’s a little gripe and doesn’t take away from the amazingness of what Nifty.org is doing to further gay content on the Internet! But please make it easier to read and browse! I want to come back, I want to print off a lot of these stories so I can have something to read in the bathroom (just be cheeky mother I would…never…read this in the bathroom!)!

New stories being added all the time

Nifty.org is still going strong too! You would think gay people would find things to write about. My buddies, you are so wrong! Remember how creative the construction worker story was near the beginning of the review? Well, that’s just the tip of the iceberg as they say! They have stories with other themes like working in a restaurant, doctor themed stories, pool boy stories, delivery men stories, the list goes on. Whatever you can think of even if it’s a story as crazy as a plumber walking into a home and having gay sex there is probably a story that will make you want to touch your weenie like I did!I just wish I didn’t run out of mother’s fine coconut lotion. It makes my penis smell so good, it’s slick to the touch, and I could simulate getting a blowjob from one of the men in this story. Mother can you please come down here and wipe me again I didn’t get all of the poop out of my butthole again oh my goodness did I turn text-to-speech on again oh good it isn’t working mother please come down here my bottom is raw and only you know how to do it right.