ListCrawler

List Crawler aka Escort Alligator! Getting laid is a piece of work. This is coming from a person who has never experienced it. Not that I have not been trying. I’ve tried Tinder severally to see if there is one hottie in my city who is down to fuck. It’s either all the beautiful girls don’t want to get laid or it’s my lame pickup lines because I’m yet to meet a girl who responds positively to ‘are you down to fuck?’ Someone told me that to secure some no strings attached pussy on any of the dating apps, a lot of work and time is needed, not forgetting some money and some of the girls can be damn expensive. No chance for a broke ass like me then, huh?At some point, I tried hitting on girls in the bars hoping the magic of alcohol would make them loosen up and part their legs for me. I wasn’t lucky there either. I think girls are never attracted to ugly men especially if they have an awful game. Another obstacle I met when trying to get some pussy from the clubs is there is always that chick who is usually out of shape and not too attractive and her sole mission is to ensure you don’t get any pussy from her more attractive friends. I tried hitting on one someday and I ended up with an almighty slap on the face. Damn, even the ugly cockblocker in the bar didn’t want anything to do with a loser like me. That’s when I decided chasing women wasn’t my specialty after all and I’m resigned to jerking myself off to the afterlife.But if, unlike me, you have some money to blow on some hired pussy and know your way around women’s knickers, the easiest way to get laid is to hire an escort. No one is above paying for sex by the way. Even my friends with partners invest plenty of their time and money by buying them gifts, drinks, food and what have you. No wonder I don’t have a girlfriend. Anyway, if you don’t want to go around the bush and wanna hit the bush itself, today I’m reviewing an escort ad site that should help you get laid without all the baggage that comes with dating. This place is called Listcrawler.com. Let’s check it out from close quarters, shall we?

Confusing at first

The site may be called List Crawler, but once you are done with age verification and picking a location, you realize the site actually calls itself Escort Alligator. Someone at the site clearly needs to explain the confusion. In any case, List Crawler and Escort Alligator are nowhere near the best names for an escort site.Anyway, I’m sure you are here for the pussies so I’ll overlook the name for now. Once you are done with confirming you are 21 years, you are ready to have a look from inside. A quick word of warning; don’t browse this site in the office as it’s not discreet. Unless you want everyone in your workplace to know you are looking to pay for pussy. The banner at the top screams out in bold red and orange; “ESCORT ALLIGATOR … THE WORLD’S BIGGEST LIST AGGREGATOR.” The near-nude, animated cartoon babe straddling an alligator will be another sure give away. Only browse the site in private.Also, note that you will have to pick a city before proceeding. One thing stands out; only people living in the biggest cities can consider themselves lucky. If you live in a small or medium-sized city, prepare to spend extra to drive the girl of your choice to your location.

Proceed with caution

The confusion aside, it turns out List Crawler is, in fact, a standard list aggregator, crawling other escort sites on the internet and places the ads on their site for your perusal. Think of it like the porn tube of escort ads. This also means there is no way for you to know if the girls are verified or whether they are a bunch of bots or worse, cops. I know I’m probably not supposed to tell you this, but you can’t be too careful, mate. You don’t want to seek pussy from a cop disguised as an escort. Soliciting sexual services is an illegal activity in some countries and if you are not careful, you might just be buying yourself a direct ticket to the slammer. Granted, they have a sister site that deals with escort reviews, but the only way you’ll be able to read other reviews is by writing your own first. It does look like you will be blindly diving into the deep end. Red flag number one.

Suspicious terms of services

One thing that y’all forget to read in an escort ads site is the terms and conditions. Now, I may be a virgin, but I sure do know how to take care of myself and for your sake, I went through the site’s terms of services and therein lies another read flag. It appears the site would have no qualms feeding you to the wolves at any minute. For starters, they are willing to share any personal information you give them with law enforcement, advertisers, FTC, FBI, banks, whatever. They can and will share that information and expose you if it comes to that. Even ThePornDude would be far from impressed.In addition, they do mention in the terms of service that their data may be insecure and can be breached. What this means is you can’t blame them if unscrupulous people get hold of your data which is very much a possibility. Also, on the virtue of being a standard list aggregator, they assume zero responsibility for the escort ads listed on their site. If you happen to hook up with a shady escort that robs you dry or some pimp trying to rope you into getting robbed at gunpoint, List Crawler won’t be there to help you. Here you are basically on your own, which is not the best way to instill confidence to potential punters. As a matter of fact, I have a bad feeling about this. I mean, correct me if I’m wrong but is it not this website’s job to make sure that you have a good time with a girl?

Girls available in your city

Like mentioned, List Crawler allows you to browse the girls by city and my first stop was Las Vegas aka Sin City. I can report that I found hundreds of girls with submissions for the last 24 hours. It does appear there are prospects of getting laid by a professional call girl if you play your cards well. Of course, you will find more options in more of the larger cities.If you click on a particular girl, you can read a small intro about her, access her contact details, her age, and drool at her collection of mouthwatering snaps. However, the profiles could use more options including rates, in call/out call info, and services she is willing to offer among others. It would have been much better if the ladies were forthcoming with information on how much they are charging. It could be a sales method or just me being a pathetic pessimist, but I highly doubt it. Besides the girl’s age, I’d have preferred more stats like height, weight, cup size, and pubic hair among others which are more like the minimum requirement for an escort profile.

Things to love about List Crawler

A collection of hot girls; if you are hell bent on getting your dick wet and have money to take care of business, you will love the lineup of absolutely gorgeous babes waiting to give you a good time. Plenty of pics; the girls have a nice collection of mouthwatering galleries in their profiles that should put you in the mood.Mobile friendly; access the escort listings wherever you are on your mobile devices.

Possible concerns

Missing crucial info; individual escort pages are missing plenty of useful information among them the rates and services offered.Potentially risky; the site’s terms of service are suspicious and there is no guarantee that they won’t hang you out to dry especially when they admit their data can be breached.Suspicious profiles; plenty of the posts look fake and caution is advised. The allure of pussy might draw you to a police sting operation or land you in the arms of ruthless and dangerous criminals.

Wrapping it up

If you are looking for some adult fun with a hot woman, List Crawler would be a good place to start. The site lines up hundreds of escort ads featuring girls from your location waiting to give you the time of your life. The site could do much more, but it covers the basics and all is left is for you to visit your local city and you might just find a fuck mate for tonight.