FSIBlog

FSI Blog aka Free Sex Indians! Indian porn is so hugely underrated. Usually, people stick with generic western girls, whether professional or amateur or Japanese porn, whether pixelated or uncensored and don’t spend much time on anything in between.

But literally billions of people live in India, and they must be fucking a lot to have let their population get so out of control. And, as mommy says, practice makes perfect, so they have to be good at fucking by now, right?

Plus, they literally wrote the book on sex—and as an aside, let me throw in a bonus review of the Kama Sutra for you. It’s surprisingly hard to masturbate to, and the guy at the Indian restaurant who let me borrow his copy of it was really mad when the pages got stuck together. One out of ten, would not recommend.

FSI Blog (which stands for Free Sexy Indians, three of my favorite words) is a much better source of Indian porn. It’s much more current, much more explicit, and much less sacrilegious. Though the Kama Sutra will do in a pinch if you’re stuck without internet access, I’d rather jerk off to FSI Blog any day.

I have an early complaint, though: the tagline is redundant. “We make you cum online,” they say. Um. Hello? I’m not ThePornDude. I exclusively cum online. And if I was the type of person that actually knows girls who aren’t disgusted by him, I don’t think I’d be reviewing porn sites, now would I?

That aside, the site really does make that proclamation come true. I have came online while reading the FSI Blog numerous times, and I’m sure you’ll do the same.

A Buffet Of Options

FSI Blog has a surprisingly robust set of ways to navigate its content. A lot of these smaller blog-type porn sites neglect their site design, and they often end up having not much more than just a chronological listing of videos. Which, given the fact that the videos are usually niche and hand-selected, isn’t exactly a deal-breaker, but it’s certainly an inconvenience.

So you can use the site as a normal blog, by scrolling through the listing of pictures and videos as they’re uploaded. FSI Blog updates at an insanely frequent rate, at least every two hours, so you’ve got a lot of content to go through if you choose this method.

But if you’re not ready to dedicate the next several years of your life to a single porn site (I get it, not everyone can work as hard at things as I can), FSI Blog offers a veritable buffet of options to filter and sort through their porn.

You can jump straight to “Most Like”, which will show you the best of the best that the subcontinent has to offer, or “Most Viewed,” which is almost the same but emphasizes a few videos that are more interesting than sexy—expect to see more older men and women and more shocking porn in this section.

If you’re feeling lucky you could try “Surprise Me,” which will redirect you to a random video. The fact that this spits out something watchable more often than not is a testament to the quality of porn on FSI Blog—I’ve been on many sites where an option like this would be much more likely to lead to nausea and vomiting than getting hard and cumming.

If, rather than just something good in general, you’re on the hunt for some particular brand of Indian porn, you’ll be happy to know that FSI Blog has a pretty good set of categories to work with. Thankfully, they didn’t just copy and paste any generic porn sites choices, so you’ve got stuff that works specifically with their collection—in addition to normal stuff like “Amateur,” “Anal,” and “Blowjob,” you can select all of the “Aunty,” “Bhabhi,” and “Desi” videos. Just make sure you keep Wikipedia open in another tab (and Urban Dictionary open in another when that fails) so that you can decipher these terms.

If those aren’t enough, the tag system on FSI Blog is even more comprehensive. While the categories cover the basics, the tags allow you to jump to just about any type of girl or situation that you could think of. If you’ve got a very specific video in mind, use the categories to narrow it down then get right down to business with the tags. Between the two sets of tools, you should be able to find exactly what you’re looking for in minutes.

A Plate Of Food To Go

It’s not rare these days that a porn site has an excellent mobile equivalent—in these days of ubiquitous smartphone use not designing a site to work well on the go would be suicide—but FSI Blog manages to go above and beyond. Rather than being a gimped or even equally usable alternative, I’d go as far as to say the site’s mobile version is superior.

The blog-style presentation works better with the off-hand (while the main hand keeps your eggplant curry busy) than it does with a keyboard and mouse, and all of the features of the full-version translate perfectly on the go. Unless you prefer to have your videos expand to take up your full-size monitor, I see no reason why you shouldn’t use FSI Blog primarily from your phone—not only is the site just as good, but it’s easier to hide from mommy when she brings up your delivery order from Mumbai House.

There is a single ad that keeps popping up on the mobile page—compared to basically none (that manage to get past my ad-blocker) on the main site, but it’s about as unobtrusive as an ad gets. It just takes a single tap to get it to go away. If indirectly giving FSI Blog one ten-thousandth of a cent each time I view a page is the price I have to pay for the site, I consider that a fair value.

Hit Or Miss Quality

The only real issue that I have with FSI Blog comes as part of the double-edged sword that is truly amateur content. Although I do prefer homemade porn most of the time, there are areas in which professional porn is almost always superior: how hot the women are, and how good the production values are.

Unfortunately, the porn here tends to be on the lower end of both of those spectrums. The trade-off for these videos being incredibly authentic, homemade Indian porn is that the women look like every-day women, not one-hundred-pound models with measurements of 36-26-36 (plus DD). They’re still cute, but might be a bit older, or chubbier. Again, this is more realistic (even though even ugly girls won’t have sex with me), but if you’re looking for the types of exotic Indian babes that you imagine populating a Mughal harem, they might be harder to find here than you’d expect.

The other issue is the production quality. While smartphones have clearly hit India as illustrated by the huge amount of hand-held amateur porn coming out of the country, it’s evident that they’re not the same $1000+ miracles of technology that amateur pornographers are buying in the West. While these phones might be a complete waste of money for your average person, they certainly aren’t for people who are using all of that technological progress to film their dirty deeds.

That being said, the site is still fantastic despite these drawbacks. Both of them aren’t necessarily absolute negatives—they almost add to the authenticity and realism of FSI Blog’s porn—but its something to be aware of. If you’re looking for nearly-professional looking amateur porn, look elsewhere, because this is mostly truly homemade stuff. That being said, if you are dying for near-professional stuff, the “Most Liked” section tends to favor that type of porn as much as possible. So while the site, on the whole, doesn’t specialize in that type of porn, you’ll still be able to find it.