JavGuru

Jav Guru! There’s just something about good old fashioned Japanese smut that can’t be beaten by any other conventional pornography. I enjoy the occasionally drawn pussy and a few triple-A western productions here and there, but I always find myself returning to the land of blurred pubic lines and loud schoolgirl screams. Sure, my fascination with my body pillow isn’t helping my condition, but I’m addicted to Japanese pussy and I have no regrets. I’m sure ThePornDude himself would approve. After all, he is the premier source of information on the finest Asian cooch.

But while I’m busy trying to become more like ThePornDude, bettering myself and maybe learning how to speak to women in real life, I’ll be spending most of my time on Jav.Guru, a simple website with an even simpler creed – to bring the world as much Japanese smut as humanly possible.

A Big Site with Big Aspirations

As you may or may not know, the acronym JAV stands for Japanese Adult Video, referring to their smut industry. It’s such a popular term that no-one bothers to say Japanese porn anymore. You see JAV, you know you’re in for a treat.

I’ve reviewed a lot of JAV sites in the past, but to be honest, most of them always leave me kind of underwhelmed. The reason for that is that most JAV sites are clip-based. They post low or mid-quality clips from different kinds of smut, from cocks to tentacles, all up in Japanese girls’ vaginas, asses and everywhere else you can fit a phallic object.

JavGuru is different, and they’re wild. I’m not 100% sure but I think they’re sort of an underground site, given that they pretty much aggregate full-blown porn movies with the cover and all, entirely for free. Also, their site is rife with ads, so I doubt they’re getting any promotional kickbacks.

No, I think that this site is very much flying as low under the radar as possible, but they are bringing us the best high-quality cinematic porn content from Japan and I’m overjoyed.

The Different Flavors

There’s all kinds of Japanese pussy on JavGuru, ranging from chicks with dicks to nubile schoolgirls getting spanked after class. They’ve got it all. There doesn’t seem to be any particular niche that they’re targeting, and they also don’t seem to be holding back any punches. A lot of Japanese porn sites I’ve seen suffer from a fear of being too filthy. JavGuru does not have that problem. They’ve got horror porn, they’ve got tranny porn, they’ve got filthy ass full-blown hardcore penetration and full-length bukkake movies.

Now the bad news, as you may have suspected by now, is that most of their videos are censored as per Japanese laws and regulations. That means you’re going to see a lot of blurry vaginas. But unlike most JAV productions that I’ve seen, it’s not all penis in vagina, over and over again, set to a repetitive beat.

These movies are innovative and original. They’ve got cosplays, original scenarios, parodies, and all kinds of ways to keep you interested. Those bukkake videos I mentioned? They’ve got over 500 movies in that genre. Don’t like cum? Maybe you’re into weirder shit, like tentacle porn? Don’t fret, they’ve got you covered. Their tentacles are particularly slimy, too. None of that pretend shit, there are actual fucking tentacles in these movies. I wonder what the Japs will come up with next.

Now let’s dig into the weirder shit. What, did you think that tentacles and cum were the obscure part of this unholy Japanese smut? Oh ye of little faith – The Japs are a lot filthier than you and me, all right? Even ThePornDude gets choked up once in a while when he reviews the really underground Japanese stuff, and that guy’s got nerves of steel.

No, the really freaky stuff is less tentacles and more pissing into assholes, groping in public, drinking piss, high and tight rope restraints and straight-up torture. And you wanna hear the best part? I haven’t mentioned the actual actresses yet…

The Kinds of Titties

There are so many beautiful women on this site it should be criminal to put them all on one site. After you see these girls you’ll fall so madly in love that you won’t want to go to any other porn site for a very long time. They have a ton of all the big famous JAV stars that you’ve gotten used to seeing on other sites, but it doesn’t end there. You are going to see a ton of new talent on this site that you’ve never seen before, and I gotta say, all of these girls are to die for.

The average cup size on this site is somewhere between double Ds and an industrial size hot air balloon. And these aren’t western pornstars, so you gotta remember that when you see these gigantic oversized melons, they’re all-natural and homegrown. No plastic here. The Japs don’t train talent, they find it in the streets and pay it thousands of dollars to take as many cocks as humanly possible.

So you’ll get your fill of legends like Julia and the bronze god Aika, who have hundreds and dozens of videos on this site respectively. I’d be happy to see a couple, to be honest. When I saw the goddamn compendium of videos they have per each pornstar I was blown away.
Beyond the legends, you’ll find new talent, and these pornstars are usually relegated to the weirder shit – that’s where the tentacles come in. You don’t get Julia in a tentacle scene, she’s mostly all about the titty action. No, the new, up and coming stars do the weird shit. But I’m not complaining. Every single girl on this site is wife material. I’d make a body pillow out of every single one of them.

The Website

It’s an absolute delight to browse JavGuru, especially today, since they’ve really upped their game. Back in the day, they had a lot of problems staying legit, which made their online security fall through once in a while and lead you to security warnings. Usually, when I run into those, I back the fuck up and walk myself out, because you never know what kind of viruses you’ll find on the other side of one of those walls.

Today, they just don’t have that problem anymore. I don’t know what they did, but they’ve cleaned up their act. Starting from the main page, you’ll be greeted with a ton of smut, with random recommendations. All porn movies on this site are presented with their actual covers, usually featuring the actress. You’ve seen tons of these in the past, I’m sure. They’ll usually have the main girl posing half-naked, with her tits hanging out, so you know what you’re in for. Now, usually the cover is hotter than the product within, to try and sell you on the idea of paying for the porn. But A. this site is free and B. the Japanese are insane when it comes to porn. The covers are the most timid, most conservative parts of the entire damn website. You see an innocent looking girl just hanging out in front of a barn, with her lady parts blowing in the wind. You click into the movie and bam! Dicks everywhere, she’s screaming upside down over a bale of hay while a short ass Japanese dude is doing sick 360s while his dick’s inside her ass.

Beyond that, there’s an uncensored tag that has its own button on top of the main bar, just in case you wanna unblur your horizons. There’s also the “Other” menu that offers VR videos and porn made exclusively for women. Then there’s the blog and of course the tags menu.
The tags menu is the simplest I’ve ever seen, but also the most useful. The tags are just dumped there alphabetically, without a care in the world. I like this because I can scroll through them really fast until something catches my eye.

You can also sort by actress tags, and even click into an actress from a porn video, to see the other kinds of dicks and tentacles she’s fucked in the past. It’s beautiful and very easy to navigate.

About Downloading Videos!

This is the most important part of the website. Once you crack open a video that you like you either stream it or download it. Usually, they have 2-3 links for each purpose, and once in a while a link will go down, but there’s always a backup available.

This is where the site used to be shady before because the download servers were dodgy as hell. As far as I can see they’ve really come around, and the streaming option works perfectly as it is, so I think the site is ready for you to dive into head first. If you like Japanese pussy, this is the smut hole for you.