ChatRandom

Chat Random! My friends, I am beginning to fall in love with chatting with females. I will say that I have not actually had a chat with any yet: whenever I make the attempt I’m either ignored or I’m laughed at whenever I show them an image. Even though I uplift them for hours every single day, I do not feel mad at them because it is their right as goddesses to praise me or chastise me at their leisure. I will never complain or feel ill towards them, for as males we are an inferior species so the issue is moot!I did make a new friend. Well, I shouldn’t downplay it. Rather, I met one of my idols! Browsing around on Chatrandom.com I found Loofie himself! Now I thought he was only a character from One Piece but boy oh boy was I mistaken! He’s a real boy – a true captain of a magical ship! He told me he was staying near my location and wanted to meet me. Loofie also said that if I prove myself to be a good swabber of the poop deck, he may offer me a position as a mate on his ship.Promising me that I would never have to return to this hell hole of a basement, I’m packing my bags as I speak and am stealing mother’s credit card to buy a bus ticket. I may even take the card with me! She will never find me! Yar-har! It’s impossible to trace credit card activity when you put plastic over the bar code anyway so I am in the clear! Yar-har! See? My pirate laugh is already as good as Loofie’s!Do not cry for me, my friend. If it is fate that I climb aboard a magical pirate ship and escape into the ether, may it be so. For now, hold my hand, grip my ghost penis with the other, let us close our eyes, and envision our lives aboard the most beloved ship of all the seas in the universe. While we do that, let me tell you about all of the beautiful females I tried to uplift on Chatrandom.

Don’t have to sign up for an account to chat

I say I tried to uplift beautiful females because all I saw were old sad penises drooping like they were frowning. That is another discussion for later, though. For now my friend I want to tell you all about how easy it is to just jump in and start camming with other people’s weenies.The moment you hop on Chatrandom you have the option to just start camming. Literally, within a few seconds, you will find yourself chatting with other people that want nothing more than to watch you on cam. Well, maybe for you: for me, everyone either clicked off of me or went out of their way to tell me that I should dive off a cliff and bust my head on the rocks below.Chatrandom wants it to be easy to hop right in and start camming with other people across the world. To this end, Chatrandom succeeds brilliantly. Although there are plenty of other cam sites that hook you up with random people, it’s tough for even the most popular anonymous random cam sites to be this easy to use. Chatrandom takes the mystery out of what you have to do in order to start camming. Simply select your gender and select, ‘Start,’ to begin camming: two clicks, boom, done! It takes less effort to use Chatrandom than it does for ThePornDude to get laid; I can’t think of a better compliment than that!

Site design is beautiful, fast, and responsive

Speaking of anonymous cam sites that hook you up with random people, it’s tough for any of them to beat the elegance and beauty of Chatrandom. I believe I have seen them all and I say this without any kind of hyperbole: Chatrandom may be prettier than all of them. The colors, the design of the user interface, everything comes together in a neat package that’s not just clean and easy to use but is responsive and sharp.That’s the beauty of Chatrandom: it works so well that you never have to stop and wonder how long you are going to have to wait for something to buffer or load. It works so flawlessly that the site will feel like an extension of your fingers and hands. That may sound like something straight out of science fiction, but it’s a testament to just how well this site is designed. It all works, there are no hangups, and you never have to wonder for a moment if the performance of the site is going to take a nosedive.

Translates to tons of languages

One of the things I was impressed most with Chatrandom is just how many languages this site translates to. I didn’t count them, but let me just say that you are likely going to find your preferred language in the list (which I assume is English but if it isn’t you’re probably in luck). This is just a cam site so they really didn’t need to do this. Still, it’s a thoughtful touch that goes a long way to ensuring everyone is able to use the site.

Can choose pseudo chatrooms to cam-to-cam

I call them pseudo chatrooms because it’s difficult to really call them chatrooms. They act more like servers, though that isn’t an accurate label either. Chatrandom refers to these rooms as chatrooms, but regardless of what room you choose you are still going to be matched with random people on cam in the same manner as you would as if you would have selected your gender and pressed, ‘Start,’ from the homepage like 99% of people will do anyway.In truth, the chatrooms list is only a way of showing you that it is possible to chat with only ladies on Chatrandom (more on that in a moment). You can do this by selecting the ‘Girls Only,’ room,’ though there are other rooms that will match you with people in other rooms. Most of these rooms were dead though (minus the girls only room) so there really isn’t a reason to go to the list unless you want to join, ‘Girls Only.’ It’s nice to have the option, I just do not know when I would use it.

Simultaneously cam-to-cam with four people

Here is a feature you don’t see every day. Chatrandom allows you to chat with up to three other people on cam, creating a kind of adult Brady Bunch look where four squares are about to get sexy with one another anonymously. What this realistically means though is it’s an opportunity to have extra penises on the screen at the same time. It’s a good idea, but you’re rarely going to find four people that want to sit there and chat like normal people. I tried discussing the importance of converting incels to white knightism and the only thing my new friends had to say about it was orgasming out of their penal hole. I’ve seen more semen in the last week than I’ve ever seen in my entire life: even when mother was bringing the butcher home after picking up a weekly supply of olive loaf.

Must pay for premium service just to chat with ladies and filter by country

Remember when I said that you could join the, ‘Girls Only,’ room? Did you think that was free? Well if you did, sorry my friend! You have to pay for Chatrandom’s premium service just to be able to randomly chat with real females. And even then, there is no guarantee that you are chatting with real ladies in the first place. It is super easy to use a virtual webcam to broadcast your desktop, meaning anyone can find a video of a female that looks like she is chatting on cam, broadcast it as a virtual cam, and trick you into thinking you’re watching a real lady.There is no danger in uplifting the lady even though she is not the person you think you are talking to. That is fine. Still, if you are paying money for a service it would be nice to get a guarantee or some type of assurance that there are actually real females that visit and use the site often. If you knew you would run into females on Chatrandom the premium price wouldn’t be a big deal. But because there is no guarantee? It seems like a gamble.

Too many penises

Yet, GaytoGay chat is absolutely free. Chatrandom wants to charge to uplift beautiful females but when it comes to a sea of penises? All of that is absolutely free. This makes me feel inferior as a man and I do not like it! Did a Chad make these rules? Probably: classic Chad move on Chatrandom’s part.I am not saying that men need to stop visiting Chatrandom because that would just be wrong. What I am griping about though is that there are just too many weiners on Chatrandom. It’s too much to take in, and by the time I logged off all I could see was old dangling wee-wees when I closed my eyes. I’ve had penis on the brain ever since, and I don’t see any end in sight...