Hold The Moan

Reddit Hold The Moan, aka r/HoldTheMoan! I remember the first time I saw public sex with my own eyes. I was a wee PornGeek. I went to aisle 13 to look at that new boxed cereal with Jeff Goldblum’s mug on the front. I heard sounds of moaning, and they sounded exactly like mother. Investigating in aisle 14, 15, then 16, aisle 17 proved to be the aisle I swore I’d never go down again. For you see, I caught mother scissoring with a woman from her church on a pallet of honey glazed hams.It wasn’t discreet, either. Mother and this old woman were completely naked, getting their clits deep inside each other’s berginas, and screaming so loud that the intercoms stopped blaring. Then the store came to a standstill. Everyone stared at both of them until mother squirted onto the butcher’s face. And I think it was that day that the butcher got a taste of mother and could never let it go. Now he comes over every Friday, shows me his dingus, tells me it’s going inside mother’s pooper later, then shows me physical photographs of him doing it the week prior.Can you imagine that? Who in their right mind would purchase photographs in this day and age? I have no clue. But visiting Reddit.com/HoldTheMoan brought back these memories of mother and her time on the meat pallet, and I have to wonder if my memory would have been better if she had gotten nasty with any of the lasses on this subreddit. I have no idea, but as I’m browsing this sub and looking at the beautiful creatures that make it so compelling, I cannot help but fantasize about mother being with these beauties.

Only risky porn accepted here

Look, my fellow male feminists. It should not matter what kind of pornography you are watching. As long as the female shows the world why she’s self-confident and deserves our infinite love and admiration, that’s all that matters.But I get it. Sometimes you want to uplift ladies telepathically that are in different kinds of porn. If you are tired of the same old vanilla content and want to try something a little more unique, the NSFW subreddits are perfect for that. One of the best examples I have come across is, you guessed it, Reddit.com/r/HoldTheMoan!What makes it so unique is how specialized the content is on the subreddit. Every submission must show a female that is at risk of getting caught being sexy. This could be anything, from masturbating on the beach to showing off one’s tits in a restaurant. It could even be as unreal as the beauty getting it doggystyle over someone else’s car in a crowded parking lot at night. The sheer variety of different kinds of GIFs and videos you can see here are nearly limitless!And that’s what I found so awesome about Reddit.com/HoldTheMoan. There is an unlimited amount of content that is ripe to be posted here, but because every submission must have that danger factor, it makes each post that much sexier and makes it even more niche. Don’t expect to find an abundance of this kind of pornography anywhere else: Reddit does niche porn the best, which further proves that argument.And I get it: not everyone enjoys public sex acts or ladies potentially embarrassing themselves by flashing a bergina in public. But it is undeniable to admit that no matter what your kink may be – no matter if you are a stuck up Chad or ThePornDude himself – you have to bask at how confident and bold the ladies are in this subreddit.

Amazing niche subreddit

Anyone that has ever told you that uplifting and praising beautiful women on Reddit is a waste of time since there are countless free tube sites on the Internet needs to have their face slapped with a big ol’ elephant weenie. Maybe not, that would be animal cruelty for using a private part to slap a male’s face. But you get my drift: Reddit not being a destination for unique smut is the most ignorant thing I’ve ever heard.Even for those male feminists like myself that shield their eyes at the very sight of penetration knows that if you want to see the most unique porn in existence, NSFW subreddits are the place to be. Visit Reddit.com/r/HoldTheMoan and try to tell me that this subreddit is not the ideal destination for anyone that wants porn they cannot find elsewhere – especially raw and unfiltered public pornography!I dare say that Reddit.com/HoldTheMoan will prove to even the most jaded porn fan that says they have seen everything is capable of. Since the subreddit has been around since 2013, it is simple to use the sorting options (more on those later) to sort the content based on your preferred criteria. Look at the most popular and highest upvoted submission in the subreddit’s history. There is plenty of content already to enjoy on Reddit.com/r/HoldTheMoan, so check it out and explore the amazing posts that will have you standing up, crossing your heart, and pledging your allegiance always to be a male feminist that will praise beautiful women for the rest of your life!

Over 1 million subscribers

Holy poop, did you read that, right? Yes, you did my dear, male feminist friends! Reddit.com/HoldTheMoan has over one million subscribers – and that number is climbing! Not only that, but there are thousands of users online at any given moment. Sometimes that number may fluctuate. Often, the number of lurkers rarely fell below 2000, which is an insane number considering that it means that amount of Redditors are browsing Reddit.com/r/HoldTheMoan simultaneously.It's safe to say that Reddit.com/HoldTheMoan is in the upper echelon of subreddits with high NSFW subscribers. While it’s not the top subscribed NSFW subreddit, these numbers are something that most NSFW subreddits could only dream of! The fact that the subreddit continues to grow truly tells you everything you need to know about how well the moderating team is managing the subreddit and ensuring that it is at its absolute best.It goes to show that when the leaders of a subreddit band together to create a community with a clear goal in mind and follow through with it, the result is an amazing community. Where else, my dear feminist friends, are you going to find content that clearly shows females being sexy and getting it on (with themselves and others) with the constant risk of getting caught? The only way I would be able to see that without Reddit is if I got mother drunk enough on Gin, told her there was a free buffet down at the VFW, and that clothing and public masturbation is optional. She would pork herself with a whole salami while eating from a plate of tater tots if that was the case. Thankfully Reddit.com/r/HoldTheMoan exists because otherwise, that’s the best I could do if I wanted to see that kind of smut!

Less than ten posts per day

With so many lurkers and members subscribing to the subreddit, one would think that Reddit.com/HoldTheMoan would have a ton of content posted. That’s precisely the case, though. Unfortunately, it’s easy to see every post submitted to the subreddit within a matter of minutes.That’s because Reddit.com/r/HoldTheMoan has less than ten posts per day. When you think about it, it makes a lot of sense. Because the content is so specialized and unique, it would be a fool’s errand to think that hundreds of posts were submitted to the sub like some NSFW subreddits tend to do. Instead, the sub has focused on quality over quantity, and for the most part, I have to say that it pretty much works. Every submission is jaw-dropping, and if you only want to see content that would otherwise be the most upvoted content on any other subreddit, you’re going to feel right at home.For everyone else that wishes they could have more, well, sorry friends. When it comes to niche pornography like what Reddit.com/HoldTheMoan has provided us with, the old adage that ‘less is more’ almost always applies. If risky public sexiness like what is on display here were in vogue all across the world, it wouldn’t be nearly as hot and sexy to see the content as it is. In the end, that’s what is amazing about the sub. The sheer kinkiness and risk factor bumps every submission up to being next-level. I can’t get enough of it, and I’m afraid I will pass out before I can uplift and praise every goddess here. Do yourself a favor and visit today: you’re going to become a subscriber the moment it finishes loading the page, I can almost guarantee it!

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Reddit.com/r/HoldTheMoan features some of the sexiest GIFs, images, and videos of beautiful females getting nasty in public and on the verge of getting caught. The content is amazing, I just wish the sub would have more than ten new posts per day.