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Reddit Sex, aka r/Sex! As much as I love giving telepathic praises to the beautiful women that make this world great, I cannot help but wonder what it would be like to have one of them to pork me all the time. You know how it goes, my fellow white knights. When you get a tingle in your dingus, sometimes you cannot help but fantasize about having the real sex. And if you think about it long enough, you may decide to act on those fantasies.
That’s why I visited Reddit.com/Sex. I had a plan in mind that would allow me to track down a gal I’m telepathically gelling with and seduce her so she will want to give me the sexual satisfaction I am craving. I’m not going to be a total Chad my male feminists and leave her after the pork. Instead, I will pay for her an Uber using mother’s credit card or maybe have a pizza delivered to our room. Would a Chad feed the lass and pay for her way home? Heck no, he’d drop her on the curb and never call her again!
A whopping 1.6 million subscribers!
Before I began browsing Reddit.com/r/Sex to figure out how to break the female code so I could seduce them with ease, I first noticed how many people were on the subreddit. Holy cow! Reddit.com/Sex has 1.6 million subscribers, with over 3000 people online at any given moment. That’s a gigantic number! When you visit the subreddit though, it really should not come as a surprise. That’s because there is so much good advice for getting your sex on that the subreddit might as well be changed to, ‘The Ultimate Guide to Sex on the Internet.’ Basically, any question you have ever had about anything sexual is going to have an answer. And if you cannot find the answer by searching on the subreddit, chances are high that if you submit your own question, you are going to get an answer quite quickly. The number of people that are on Reddit.com/r/Sex cannot be understated. Because there are thousands online at any moment in time, there is always someone around the corner that can answer any question or leave a comment about whatever advice you gave to someone. Granted, I probably should not be giving people sexual advice on Reddit.com/Sex since I have no idea about what I’m doing when it comes to that mess. That is the wheelhouse for ThePornDude, not I!The place to go for sex advice
There are many places you can go on the Internet to find all kinds of sexual advice. Now, since I only had sex once with a prostitute, I don’t think I can say that I have lost my virginity. It also didn’t help that I blew ectoplasm all over her body the moment my pee-pee rubbed against her bergina. I would not know good sexual advice when I read it. But even I know that browsing on a website like Cosmo or an equivalent is going to lead the ladies to some of the dumbest sexual advice on the planet. There has to be an equivalent for men, and it probably has equally dumb sexual advice. Don’t trust what the publications tell you about the sex! There is an underground conspiracy that they want everyone to fornicate all in the same way so that they can secretly feed the people of the world psychic viruses that will make the citizens of Earth more apt to do whatever the elites tell them. So stay away from places that give bad sexual advice, and go to the source! The people that visit Reddit.com/Sex and give sexual advice seem to know exactly what they are talking about. For example, before I deleted the post in embarrassment, I asked the subreddit members if it would sting to have sex with a lukewarm grapefruit. A hobo that always played Magic: The Gathering with me behind a local Denny’s used to tell me that, ‘when I need to release the man gunk in my pecker, I find an old one and shove it up my anus to warm it up then fuck it!’ Forgive me mother for the foul language – his words, not mine! When I asked this question on Reddit.com/r/Sex, someone told me that these are the words of a crazy person. They said that it in no way would feel like a bergina since the acid that would be stinging my penis would rob me of any sexual satisfaction, I may have felt in the first place. They also said that warming it up would do nothing and that the hobo probably actually had a fetish for shoving large fruits up his ass but didn’t want to come out and tell a stranger. That made total sense, and I thanked them for saving me from the trauma of experiencing hot, citric acid, making my weenie feel like it was going to rot off. I don’t know what I would have done if I had gone through with that. I may have poured milk all over my dingus, made a mess, then mother would have rubbed my nose in it. This community of friends saved me an evening of Hell!Tons of sex advice every day
And if you thought that there was only a tiny portion of sex advice on Reddit.com/r/Sex, boy do I have some good news for you! This subreddit has a plethora of amazing sex advice that goes live daily. You can expect to find over ten posts per hour! That number can fluctuate depending on when the majority of the members are online at any given time, but know that there is always someone around waiting and willing to give thoughtful sexual advice to whoever wants it. The amount of content here is so vast that you could actually educate yourself and learn the ways of the female. I did a bit of reading myself and began telepathically praising a young lass in my neighborhood. I sensed her aura, and as I walked down the sidewalk and followed her scent, I noticed where she was guiding me. It was the Asian delivery driver that I tried desperately to convince that she was meant to be my wife, but as fate would have it, obstacles got in the way that didn’t allow us to come together. I noticed her car was in the parking lot of the pizza place where she worked. I kneeled under her passenger-side door, remembering that’s where she kept her spare key. I crawled into the backseat and found a bra she had left. I sniffed it; yeah, I’ll admit I masturbated; not proud of it. Then I fell asleep, I suppose from the intoxication of being in her presence once again. I awoke and found the entire pizza restaurant surrounding the car, with tears coming down her face as she mouthed what looked to be either, ‘not again, not again,’ or, ‘finally, he’s returned.’ I’m going with the latter. But even though she was crying tears of joy since her white knight had finally returned, her coworkers pulled me out of the window and beat my anus to a bloody pulp! I limped back to the basement, screaming and crying, telling the world that, ‘I had been brutalized!’ But no one would listen to me, and I had to take myself home, down the basement by myself, until I passed out in my own pile of vomit and piss.Only constructive conversations allowed
For anyone afraid to post a sensitive question on Reddit.com/Sex, do not worry about that! Only constructive criticism is allowed on the subreddit! This means that anyone calling you out for being a ‘fruit fucker’ will immediately get tossed and scolded. The members on the subreddit seem completely chill, and while there are going to be the occasional bad apples (especially on a subreddit of this size) that are mean, they are dealt with quickly. This is a safe space, my dear friends. No, there isn’t any smut or even any dirty talk or conversations that go on here. But if you need sensible sex advice and you don’t know where to turn, the first place you visit should be Reddit.com/r/Sex. No, the members are not doctors. But they will point you in the right direction.Suggestions:
Reddit.com/Sex is a NSFW subreddit that provides a safe space for sensible, sex advice. While none of the tips should be construed as medical advice, it’s enough information to give browsers a nudge in the right direction. It’s an excellent resource for those that need quick answers and a community of users dedicated to providing thoughtful, clear sex advice.- 1.6-million subscribers!
- An excellent resource for sexual advice
- Constructive conversations only!
- Have a sex question? Ask!
- No pornography allowed (though it isn’t that kind of subreddit)
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