Reddit Gone Wild aka r/gonewild/! For the most part, I review porn sites, tubes and camwhore streaming services that let people pay for quality smut to jack off to. I consider my profession to be a noble one and I enjoy it a great deal. But the thing is, there’s a lot more to jacking off than just quality porn. For the most part, porn makes me feel lonely.Now I’m not saying you shouldn’t jack off to porn – far from it. I yank my dick off six ways to Sunday, and three times after that, but once in a while I get reminded of the fact that I’m a pathetic virgin and that I’m probably going to die alone, and in those moments porn just doesn’t cut it. I need some real pussy. And by that I mean I need to get laid with a real woman from the “real world”.If I were a super cool alpha like ThePornDude I’d just hit up a local club, find a nice hottie and take her back to my place, but unfortunately, I’m a pimple-faced, tiny-cocked manchild with a severe case of asthma, so the chances of me picking a woman up are next to none. Plus, I live with my mom, so even if I were to trick a woman into following me home, I’d have nowhere to put her. Maybe if I threw out my body pillow I’d have some more space in my room, but I doubt any girl would like to fuck on a fold-out couch.I’ve pretty much given up on dating, so when the real 2 am loneliness strikes I go to the one place I can get a feel of what a real woman looks like naked and aroused, and that place is none other than Reddit’s GoneWild Sub.
This Is What Heaven Looks Like
Remember when you were back in high school daydreaming about having the ability to freeze time and thinking you’d like to undress every girl in the classroom without them knowing and seeing what they’re hiding underneath all their clothes? Well, I sure do. This will, unfortunately, have to remain a fantasy, but the next best thing is very much real and it is /r/GoneWild.This is a subreddit dedicated to people posting sexually explicit nudes of themselves for the whole world to see. That’s it. There is no catch, there is nothing more to explain. It’s a place where everyone can post nudes of themselves and other people jack off to them.
You’d imagine that this is some kind of sick freak’s fantasy – a website that invites women to take their clothes off for free and jack off on camera. Surely only porn stars do that sort of thing. Women would never take their clothes off for free for tons of perverts on the internet?Well, you’d be wrong. For some reason that even I barely understand, /r/GoneWild is teeming with 10/10 hotties between the ages of 18 and 25 that just can’t seem to keep their clothes off. They literally post exactly what you’d like to see. Close-ups of their shaven pussies, anal penetration, new sex toys that they’re trying out, being covered in cum, getting fucked by several dudes at once, or just waking up in the morning with no clothes on.They do all of this of their free will with no promise of any kind of compensation. It’s all for fun. I find this to be absolutely fascinating because the quality of tits and pussy and hourglass figures you see on /r/GoneWild is higher than anything you’ll ever find on a triple-A porn site. These are the kind of girls you only really see in your dreams, and here they are, gathering in once place to reveal themselves to you over and over again, and you never even have to sign up or anything. No-one even knows you were there. It’s the hottest place on the entire fucking internet. It’s also the closest I’m ever going to get to the type of woman that ThePornDude fucks on the daily.
Is it Magic?
You might be asking yourself, if this subreddit invites and allows everyone and anyone to post nudes of themselves then wouldn’t it be some sort of exhibitionist shithole, covered in dicks and littered with filthy assholes? Well, yes and no.You see, on Reddit, the more traffic a post gets, the higher up it appears in the tot section, and the hot section is what you normally see. You can also sort by rising, to see the posts that are gaining traction at the moment. The point is, you don’t actually see the most recent posts, unfiltered and unbiased, unless you click on "latest".Now, if you click on "latest", you’re going to see, on average, 9 penises to 1 mediocre vagina. You’re free to do that. Technically, you’re free to do whatever the hell you want, including posting pictures of your own 2-incher. Hell, if I gather up the courage I might even post mine.The general idea, however, is that you see what most people deem to be the worthiest, and since most people that browse smut sites are men, you’re mostly going to see the most beloved, most godlike female bodies on the fucking planet, all in one place, all for free.
I mean, it’s Reddit, what else is there to say. There are no custom scripts, like you’d see on some subreddits where developers get their hands dirty. It’s just a one-stop-shop for people to dump their nudes.There aren’t a lot of rules that restrict you from enjoying yourself. The only things worth remembering are, don’t pester the posters and don’t try to figure out or even ask about people’s identities. The whole point of Reddit, as well as this subreddit, is that people can post with whatever level of anonymity they feel comfortable with.On top of that, it’s important to note that the only other rule that everyone has to follow is the gender tag, which can be female, male, trans, crossdresser and a question mark. The question mark pretty much means that you’d rather not say, and people know that if they open that post, they’re in for a surprise by default. The tag simply has to be present somewhere in your post title, it doesn’t matter where. People usually like getting creative with how they integrate the tag in their titles.This is super helpful when you’ve got your dick in your hands because you can sort/search by tag, making sure that if, like me, you’re only looking for tits and ass, you can look for posts that include [F] in the title explicitly. That way you’re pretty much guaranteed not to see a single penis during your stay on GoneWild.
There’s one type of person who would not enjoy GoneWild and that is the person that likes produced porn. Nothing on GoneWild says Hollywood. It’s all homemade, usually very candid and casual. Most of the content on the site is just close-up selfies of girls naked in their own homes, before and after showers, or cooking with their clothes off.There’s also a ton of content of couples, who like to broadcast their sexuality to the world. You can see a lot of private home sex tapes on there, in short bursts, usually linked to external sources of more porn from the same people.You can also check out what other content a particular user has if you happen to like what you see in a particular post. Simply click the link to that user directly and click posts, to see all of their posts on Reddit in the past. Chances are, if she’s posting on GoneWild, she’s posted more porn of herself in the past as well. Hell, you could even bookmark her and check her out in the future to see if she posts any more. A lot of these girls have a following and they very much appreciate it.There’s also a very popular niche, if you can call it that, of girls posting about their boyfriends being away and asking guys what they’d like to do to them in their boyfriends’ absence. I don’t know if this is some kind of roleplay or just a common inside joke, but it works really well towards getting me to cum over and over again.These girls make my head spin and fill my heart with joy. They’re definitely the highlight of my day, almost every day. A lot of them also post their faces as part of their images, not caring much for the loss of anonymity as people on GoneWild don’t really seem to care to dox them – they’re just really grateful that they get to jack off to their nudes, and so am I.