BeJav

Be Jav! I have been so lonely lately I have resorted to stealing from children! Yes I know my friends it is unfortunate and I am ashamed to even admit that but in the spirit of transparency (and the fact that I never hide anything from my friends), I am fully guilty of the spineless crime! You cannot blame me though. Ladies around here do not want to be with a male feminist that only lives on a welfare check because apparently the Chads bring in the money. What’s wrong with being on welfare your entire life anyway? It’s free money gee golly! The fools are the ones who do not take the handout!

The welfare checks do not pay for my memberships to premium female sites though so I had to take a job babysitting. The prick I was babysitting was a snot nosed eight-year old on the course to being a royal Chad in his own right. He kicked me in the shins, told me his imprisoned father had a bigger penis than me, and called me bad names (like dork! Can you believe it?).

I went up to his room hoping to do something epic like smear feces on the framed photograph of his grandmother when I noticed he also had a Hentai pillow. No, it didn’t look like my Sheila but she sure was a doll! I stuffed her in my pants and simply walked out the door. Mother I know you are going to sense the bad word I am about to say aloud as I write this but, ‘…..fuck that kid!’

I brought the pillow home and began to spoon it. Oh yes, this brought back memories! Except when she talked back, she didn’t sound anything like my Sheila at all! She called me a loser, told me I wasn’t a man, and said the boy I stole this from had a bigger pecker than I! I told her to get out of my abode or I would knife her! I went to my corner and watched BeJav.net to uplift the beauties that actually appreciate my goodwill! Will you enjoy it as much as I did? Hold my hand and come find out with me!

Videos added daily

BeJav claims they add new videos every single day. Judging by the sheer amount of content on the site I have no reason to not believe them! You are going to find a ton of good JAV (Japanese Adult Video) content on BeJav and for that reason alone it is worth the visit. With so much good content and new videos being added all the time, you are never going to run out of compelling content to watch. This is the way JAV sites were meant to be: visit my friend and bask in the glory of BeJav!

Decent amount of categories

A good free tube site needs to have a variety of categories to wade through. Don’t have enough categories and it can be difficult for browsers to find what they are looking for. But if a free tube site doesn’t have broad enough categories, this can make it just as difficult for browsers to look around and find the type of adult content they want to watch.

Some JAV free tube sites have a difficult time with both of these factors. Don’t ask me why other than the fact that maybe it’s somewhat difficult to come up with a ton of categories for one type of adult content. I am happy to say though that BeJav does not have this problem whatsoever!

When you visit BeJav you will notice that it has a ton of good categories that are so varied you are probably going to find categories you haven’t heard of before. Categories like, ‘Anchorwoman,’ (which seems to be a popular JAV category for some reason) will have you gawking at the Asian beauties as cultured Asian men treat them like the ladies they are.

Other out-of-the-box categories await you as well. I am not going to spoil the surprises but let’s just say you’re going to feel like you are in an anime. And let’s be honest: what is cooler than that? Nothing. There is nothing cooler than anime and manga. There is no debate.

Good sorting options

A free tube site must have quality sorting options. Otherwise, finding the videos you want to view is next to impossible. BeJav achieves this by ensuring that browsers have the ability to sort by the factors that will allow them to see the best and newest. One visit to BeJav and you will find that browsing via censored, unscensored, most viewed, studios, and models make it simple to view whatever type of BeJav content you want to view.

Click on a category and you will have even further sorting options: newest, oldest, most viewed, A>Z, Z>A, and even random. The random portion is a huge benefit in the categories section. If you know what type of content you want to view but you just cannot decide on a beautiful female to uplift, selecting, ‘random,’ will find a random video in your chosen category for you. It’s a great way to taste test the content BeJav has to offer in each category. Be careful though: I guarantee you cannot uplift just one beautiful female!

Videos are high quality

You never really know what to expect when you visit a free tube site for the very first time. Sure, you expect to find a beautiful female that you can telepathically uplift but you’re unsure of other details – namely the quality of the videos. You don’t have to worry when visiting BeJav because the videos are in spectacular detail! Available in almost exclusively 720p/1080p (and I’ll add every video I watched were in these resolutions) you are going to be thrilled when you watch these beautiful females show off their best assets for the camera. It will feel like you are there as you watch a graceful beauty satisfy the gentleman that shows her respect every single day of her life!

Oh! I should have been born Asian! The men are synonymous for showing respect and courtesy to their females. It is as if the men in Asian cultures are 100% white knights, trying their best at every turn to make females feel welcome and beloved. Please God, let me die and be reborn as an Asian man so I can join the culture I belong to!

Lots of full videos

If you ever hear someone saying that BeJav has a small amount of full videos you need to call that person a liar! Nearly every video you will come across on BeJav is the complete length meaning you won’t be redirected to another site to watch the full video. Because there is a ton of uncensored JAVs on BeJav this is totally amazing! You have literal days of uncensored goodness at your disposal and if you are like me you are going to be salivating from the time you log on to the moment you pass out on your urine soaked mattress.

Speaking of my urine soaked mattress, I had a dream that ThePornDude picked me up and took me to his castle. I didn’t smell like urine anymore. Rather, I smelled like white knight alpha male (lavender and woodchips).

Thumbnails look great

Good thumbnails will make any free tube site look great. Although some free tube sites believe detailed, easy-to-view thumbnails don’t make a huge difference they truly do. BeJav fortunately has some of the most detailed thumbnails you will find on most free tube sites. They accurately portray the type of content you can expect to find on BeJav. For me, they enticed me to click and uplift the beauts I found in each video. Visit BeJav and I guarantee you are going to feel the same way!

Most video titles are in a different language

Although this is to be expected – especially if you are looking at videos you would never find elsewhere – it can still be difficult to search for exactly what you are looking for on BeJav. When you run into this problem, it’s better to gauge what type of content you are looking at based on the thumbnail. It’s an annoying detail where there really isn’t much of a solution save for translating everything as it uploads (which probably isn’t going to happen) but if you are serious about viewing the best JAVs it’s a small price to pay.