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CrazyShit
Crazy Shit! Most of the time I’m either reviewing porn sites or wasting my life away on them with my dick in my hands. Once in a while though, business and pleasure bring me to the far corners of the internet where shit is extra weird. You might think the porn industry is strange enough on its own between the Japanese tentacle rape porn and the western tendency to shove increasingly large phallic object into blonde women’s assholes, but trust me when I say: That’s not even close to the weirdest shit the internet has in store.Now if you wanna get super weird (and illegal) you could dive headfirst into the deep dark-web, of course. But that’s not what we’re here for. I’m an internet reviewer, like the all-mighty ThePornDude. That’s my job. I am not going out of my way to find illegal shit and scare you guys – that would be cheating.So staying well within the mainstream, and trying to find the filthiest most degenerate content on the web, I’d probably direct you to CrazyShit.Com. This place is a gift, a curse and a fucking nightmare all rolled into one. Is it a porn site? Is it a shock site? Who knows! But I’m gonna dive right into the details of what you can find on this here masterpiece of randomness and smut and you can decide for yourself whether you’d like to give it a whirl with a boner in your hands.
One of Each, Please
While CrazyShit’s official credo is something along the lines of “If it’s fucked up, we have it”, I like to think of them more as Pokemon trainers who feel a compulsive need to collect one particular video of every type, especially when it comes to the porn they host. You see, on every porn site, you’re going to find hundreds if not thousands of videos that are damn near identical. Girl bends over, guy sticks dick in. It’s very easy to jack off to porn like that, because you know what you’re going to get every single time.But people are creatures of habit, and habit is extremely boring. You don’t wanna be jacking off with the same excitement you get from brushing your teeth. So to break the mold, you’re gonna wanna branch out and see something you haven’t seen before. And to get a stream of nonstop novelty where every video you see is different than the last, and hopefully weirder too, you’re going to need a one-stop-shop website that collects smut of a specific type, then moves on to other passions, in other genres. That’s what CrazyShit is all about, as far as I’m concerned.Anal, Painal, Vaginal and Snuff
CrazyShit is one of the few websites on the internet that shamelessly gets away with showing content that every single dignified person on the planet would deem absolutely repulsive. I don’t mean sexually explicit, mind you. I’m not pulling some Puritan shit here. I mean CrazyShit has videos of people actually getting brutally murdered, in certain cases, by their own stupidity. Half of the videos on here are so filthy that not even ThePornDude could get off on them.That’s because CrazyShit is not a porn site. It’s an oddity site, with porn on it. And while they do have some categories and tags that serve to separate the beheadings from the crucifixions, they don’t have an exclusive “porn” category that ensures you’re only going to be seeing jack-worthy shit. That means that no matter how hard you try to find nothing but weird porn on here, you’re going to see some dead people, no matter how hard you squint while you browse. If that’s the type of stuff to give you nightmares or send you packing, then do not visit this website.However, if you’ve got a strong stomach, or you genuinely don’t give a shit about these things and are just looking to jack off to the weirdest porn on the planet, CrazyShit might be your new safe haven.What Exactly is Weird Porn?
In this day and age, it’s really fucking hard to understand where the bar is, where the lines in the sand lie and what exactly constitutes “weird” in porn. I mean, there are mainstream porn videos in which women genuinely choke themselves unconscious on 12-inch ThePornDude inspired cocks. If that’s not “weird”, what is?The idea is that on CrazyShit there are no real rules or limitations, so you could find damn near anything that people considered weird when they posted it. Generally, there’s videos of girls in pain, regret or disappointment. These usually cash in on the embarrassment factor of the people in the videos. The idea is that they went a bit too far in filming certain sexual acts, and now those regrettable videos are available for the whole world to see.Another side of the coin consists entirely of insane Japanese clips that are really pushing the envelope towards making tentacle rape look vanilla. You’ll see videos of girls being fucked while being actually passed out, but not before being choked hard with a plastic bag while a large and endowed man plows them throughout the experience.The Jaos have always been fans of pushing the limits of porn, and the weirdest of the weird porn fails of that country end up on CrazyShit. Gigantic loads on women’s faces? Check. Girls roleplaying as actual piss toilets? You betcha. You will find that and so much more on CrazyShit.On the western side of things, the most common videos are of women being so not-feminist that it’s embarrassing. My heart goes out to these girls for getting filmed throughout all of these depraved sex acts, but I guess it’s their choice after all. You’ll see videos of girls having sex in public, or streaking through the streets drunk, and even having sex on moving vehicles like speedboats.Then there are a ton of vids of girls inserting random objects in themselves, everywhere except in the bedroom. Seriously, there are videos of girls inserting cucumbers at the grocery store, dildos in public restrooms and even live sea creatures up their asses at the beach. The mind boggles at the possibilities.All in all, CrazyShit’s porn content knows no limits and continues to grow and surprise, so it’s technically impossible to cover everything that you can see within a review. I think that that’s what makes the website so innovative and interesting. Every time you check it out there’s newer, crazier shit for you to check out. It’s damn near impossible to see the same thing twice. And if you chain videos together, end to end, you can have yourself the weirdest wank session of your entire life. Plus, they’ve got a link to ThePornDude smack dab in the middle of the main bar on the top of the site, at all times. Anyone who’s that cool with ThePornDude is cool with me.The Website’s Design
Alongside ThePornDude’s link, you’ll also find other friendly references in the top bar of the site, and right above it, there are links to videos, series, pics and user uploads on the site. That’s right, there’s an entire section for nothing but weird community smut. This further guarantees that you’ll find something novel and innovative.Beyond that, there’s the login/register button so that you can contribute to this hellish site, and of course, the search bar which I doubt you’re going to need, because this site is a mixed soup and diving into it headfirst is sort of the point. Either way, it’s up there if you need it.Beyond that, there’s a sidebar that lists community comments and users by activity and popularity, which puts focus on community opinion. It basically helps you weed through the boring videos and get straight through to what everyone else thinks is the best content on the site. It’s useful, but if you’re a lone wolf and don’t care what anyone else thinks it’s easy to ignore it.On the ad front, there are next to no ads on this entire website. Granted, there’s one dedicated ad square in the sidebar and one row towards the bottom of the screen, but I’ll bet my bottom dollar you will not notice them over the abundance of filthy smut. As for the general vibe of the website design, it’s pretty tame and simple. It’s dark grey, not at all intrusive and generally very fast and responsive. Also, all the videos have a direct download button that does not require you to sign up on the site. They literally link the damn videos as MP4 files for you to save to your computer with the same ease as downloading an image.I wholeheartedly recommend this website to anyone who’s feeling bored, curious and in the mood for something different. I just have to warn you again, that the site is rife with violent imagery and if you’re squeamish about that sort of thing, you might want to steer clear.- It’s Free
- It’s Fast
- It’s Simple
- It’s Diverse
- It’s Insane
- It’s really really insane
- Too many beheadings
- Really needs a “Porn Only” filter for jack sessions
