8Muses

8 Muses! “Stop jerking off to imaginary women, you damn loser”! That’s probably what ThePornDude would say were he to discover my love for cartoon porn. Well, it is easy to say that when you get laid by smoking hot women 7 days a week. But what if like me, you are a fat, ugly jerk with no life whatsoever apart from sitting your ass down the whole day jerking to animated porn?I discovered porn aged 9 when I came across my dad’s porn CDs (see, it runs in the family). At the age of 12, I bought my first hentai, and I was a serial masturbator by 15. By then all my friends were having loads of sex left right and center. Everyone apart from my parents thought I was fucking gay. Damn, I was straight, but I couldn’t find the right words to convince girls to part their legs for me. I discovered quite early that I was doomed to be a fat old virgin for the rest of my miserable life.The problem is somewhere between 21 and 22, I couldn’t even get my small cock up. After watching too much porn and squeezing my cock to a pulp, my little green-veined friend had decided it would only react to animated girls. I haven’t talked to anyone about it because I have a feeling they’ll probably recommend therapy and I’m not yet ready to step out of my mum’s basement. I don’t want to meet real girls who remind me of my obvious insufficiencies. That really hurts. I should probably get a virgin anime loser mug.Anyway, my days and nights of misery have opened up new discoveries for me; yet another cartoon porn site where I can indulge my brain with the sauciest porn comics for the purpose of achieving that O. I’ll be taking a deep look at 8Muses.com which I believe has the right balance of XXX comics to get me nutting in no time. You might wanna stick around.

From the homepage moving forward

If you had doubts about the 8Muses’s intentions, they are quickly dispelled once you step into the homepage. The site wastes no time in letting you have a look at the kind of crap stored in their archives. What you see is an array of mouthwatering comics covering everything from hentai to western-style comics, webcomics, CGI, and a lot more.The main navigation are the categories. However, it is important to note that these are not your usual categories that focus on niches (incest, loli, furry, futanari, etc.). The approach here is based on the comic’s origin, and you can expect to beat the meat to content by leading publishers like MILF Toon, Shadbase, Fakku, Jab, TG, MCC, and Innocent Dickgirls. If those names ring a bell, you are in for a treat.Obviously, this type of approach has its advantages. For instance, all you need to do is click on the publisher you are interested in seeing more of, and the site loads them up for you. Different studios cover different niches, and you will quickly develop a taste for a particular studio. I have always had a thing for mature women. I hear they are nothing like the young, childish girls I tried to unsuccessfully hit on the back when I had a functioning cock. You can, therefore, understand my preference for MILF Toon.However, a studio-based approach means the only option to look for individual comics is using the search feature. I wouldn’t have minded other sorting features, to be honest, but this is what we have, so deal with it. Like ThePornDude would say, don’t be a fucking sissy. So, what happens when you do click on a category?

The epitome of cartoon lewdness

Needless to say, I headed straight for the MILF Toon category. I just couldn’t get the sexy MILF on the thumbnail with an ass that swallowed a thong out of my perverted mind. As I write this, I’m fixing myself for a quick fap. What I found convenient is the fact that all the comics are actually hosted on 8Muses.com and you don’t have to worry about being directed to some weird-third party image host to access the fap materials. I highly recommend reading the ‘After Party’ series. Nothing sexier than seeing a sexy MILF sneaking into her son’s bedroom to have more sex after receiving some heavy pounding from her husband.One gripe I have with the comics is they don’t come with descriptions. You will find out about the plot as you read. Another thing is it’s not easy to download the content here. Well, technically you can by right-clicking on individual images, but a ZIP file would really go a long way. At least the comics are high quality, and whether you already have your dick out or not, you are in for some pretty awesome shit. When all this finger-licking goodness comes for free, even a miserable knob like me can’t complain.

Different styles, plenty of toon sexiness

Like I mentioned earlier, 8Muses has a great line up of studios and publishers. They all come with different art styles, and whichever studio you pick, you are inevitably going to discover new levels of depravity from the likes of NLT media, Bill Vicious, Affect3D, John Persons, JKR, and many others. There are plenty of 3D comics, hentai style comics from artists like Oda Non and Hori Hiroaki, colored and non-colored comics and so much more.Apart from the porn comics, you can check out the sections with fake celebrity pictures, manga, and hentai in English, and Fakku comics. They even have the first issue of their own original X-rated comics which features a hot student/teacher affair that is available in both English and Russian. More are inevitably on their way.

Navigation is a bliss

The site itself has a premium vibe, and I certainly dig the dark background. Perhaps more importantly, the site is easy to navigate, and content can be sorted by a few useful filters (views, likes, date, and a-z). On the left is a sidebar with a simple search function and a section for recent updates or the ability to browse by author.The site’s update schedule is not immediately clear, but dozens of porn comics are added to the site every week, and you can look forward to getting your hands on the freshest shit on the recently update page. Also, all the porn at 8Muses comes with a set of tags, making it easy to search for all kinds of stuff. Overall, the navigation may be a bit limited, but it offers all the tools you need to browse a collection such as this.

Get interactive in the forums

The community vibe at 8Muses is evident in the forum section, which you might want to consider visiting. You will have to be signed up, but don’t worry; it’s free. If you have issues with leaving your details and you have no intention to lurk, looking at the posts doesn’t require a user account. There are over 50k posts, and the most popular section of the forum is the ‘Western Art and Comics’ sub-forum. There’s also a place for hentai and Asian-focused publications. I should probably have mentioned this earlier, but while the site is primarily focused on Western cartoon style, there is still a sizeable chunk of Japanese based hentai to diversify your fap experience.

Things to like

Free adult comics; the only thing I love more than free porn is free porn.Content variety; the comics come from different studios/ artists, and they inevitably cover plenty of niches and art styles.Lots of uploads; the site is clearly not resting on its laurels, and fresh content is added with impressive regularity.

Reasons to be weary

Limited search features; apart from the studios, other search options are limited at best and nonexistent at worst.Some ads; perhaps inevitable for a free site, you can expect to come across some ads which luckily are not too intrusive.

How the site can improve

Simple really; add more regular categories to make it easier for users to browse the content by niches as opposed to just studio/franchise. Also, adding the option to download the comics by zip or pdf would go a long way. And where the fuck are the tags?

Final thoughts

Ultimately, anyone looking for a Western-style comic book approach to cartoon porn will absolutely love 8Muses. It offers an irresistible package featuring thousands of different comics spreading various kinky fantasies. With a good user interface, an active forum, and impressive content variety, there is simply no going wrong.