My Hentai Comics! Shall I count the ways that hentai women are superior to their flesh and blood competitors?One, they’re always perfect. They never have blemishes or stretch marks. They never complain that I’m spending too much time in my room. They always have the softest, sweetest voices, because I can make up their voices in my head while I’m reading.Secondly, they can be anything I want them to be. The girls I meet in the real world are all the same: sure they’re diverse when it comes to age, race, appearance, and boring stuff like that, but when you really get down to it they’re all the same. Where are the catgirls, the demon girls, and the succubi? Humans just aren’t enough variety for a guy like me, so I stick to the multitude that only hentai can supply.And thirdly, and most importantly of all, they never say no. Sometimes mommy won’t give me a special bath if she has a headache, and the girls outside of the house always seem disgusted and run away when I try to have sex with them. Hentai girls can’t refuse me, whether I’m opening the pages of my books or pulling up my favorite hentai site.I used to prefer hard-copy hentai, but lately, I’ve started to use websites a lot more. Buying books is expensive and embarrassing. Plus, the pages of my favorites keep getting stuck together for some reason. So over the past few months, I’ve replaced pretty much all of my anime-porn-time with trips to MyHentaiComics, a completely free, ad-free site for hentai of all kinds.Oh, and on top of all those other advantages overpaying for hentai, MyHentaiComics has another thing going for it. They upload comics twice a week and usually upload about twenty-five comics each time. At the peak of my hentai addiction, I was probably buying fifty hentai comics a week at the Japanese bookstore, but this method saves a lot of shelf-space not to mention the shame of Mr. Yamamoto’s disgusted, disappointed, pitiful glare.
Hentai of All Kinds
All of the best website design in the world wouldn’t matter if My Hentai Comics didn’t pull through on a more important level, though, so let me put all of your fears to rest right off the bat: the hentai is great. It’s plentiful and it’s of a generally high quality, both in terms of image resolution and in how hot the porn is.You’re going to want to start in one of two places. If you’re new to hentai, start with the “Most Popular” section. From what I can tell these are selections of the site’s administrators, not a selection of the most viewed comics, but don’t let that worry you. Whoever is making these choices has great taste. Scroll through a page or two, find a cover that strikes your fancy, and open it up.If, like me, you’ve been masturbating to hentai ever since you realized that real-life women can’t stand to talk to you, open up the “All Categories” page. This will let you narrow in on what you prefer quicker than any other method. They’ve got all of your standard stuff, like “Asian,” “BBW,” “Lesbian,” and “MILF” hentai, but also some more obscure fetish stuff—fans of “Ass Expansion,” “Harem,” “Body Swap,” and “Lactation” comics won’t be left out by MyHentaiComics.They’ve even got some stuff that would be bordering on (or completely) illegal in the real world, so if your debaucherous fantasies would get you in serious trouble if you actually tried to act them out, maybe stick to the “Beastiality,” “Incest,” and “Rape” categories. It might not be quite the same as the real thing, but at least you won’t get a felony charge, or worse, a stern lecture from mom when she smells peanut butter on the dog’s breath.
Simple But Satisfactory
Within each category, you’ll find the same thing: page after page of comics. In some of the most popular categories, you’ll find thousands, but even in the more niche areas, you’ll get a few hundred. In either case, you’re not going to run into any problems finding quality content. No matter your fetish, My Hentai Comics has you covered.Once you actually click on a comic, the fun begins. You’ll be greeted by the cover, and you’ve got three ways to move back and forth from there. You can click the “Previous” or “Next” button in the bottom corners, you can click the right and left side of the page to move forward and back respectively, or you can use the left and right arrow keys to advance and regress.This choice of control schemes might not seem important, but it really does add a lot to the site. It lets the actual turning of the pages fall into the background so that you can focus on the comic itself. You don’t have to search for whatever set of controls My Hentai Comics believed would be the best, since they let you use pretty much anything that’s intuitive. Rather than instituting a top-down one-size-fits-all rule like mommy after a bad day, they let you choose how to run things.Plus, the arrow keys are really easy to work with one hand. You don’t have to worry about moving the mouse around or anything, so you can just slide the keyboard a few feet to the left and let your right hand concentrate on what you came here for.There isn’t a purpose-built mobile version of My Hentai Comics, but luckily enough the desktop version actually translates perfectly to the small screen. Tapping the right and left side of the comic to navigate is even more intuitive than clicking, so I might even go as far as to say that the mobile version is superior. Plus, I can take it with me so that I can read harem hentai while I ride the bus. I like to imagine that every single one of the other passengers is going to be forced to join my harem. Someday. Then you’ll all see.
Failing To Find Your Favorites
I’ve got two issues with My Hentai Comics: one big, and one small. Momma always told me that if I didn’t have anything nice to say that I shouldn’t say anything at all, but she’s not here right now. I’ll pay respect to her by talking about the smaller problem first, though. You can’t save comics. It’s not a dealbreaker since I can just bookmark them and come back to them, but it would be nice to keep a copy of some of my favorites just in case the site goes down.Now the biggie. I’m a busy man. I’ve got anime to watch, pizza bagels to eat, and mountain dew to drink. And I come to this site to read hentai so that I’ve got something to get me going for when I make love to my pillow. I don’t come here to spend half my time on the site trying to find something that works for me.The categories are great, I’ll admit that. But a site with this much content needs a lot more tools when it comes to navigation. Yeah, I can click straight to the lesbian category when that’s what I want to masturbate to, but then what? There are literally over 1,000 lesbian hentai comics on the site. Am I just supposed to look at the cover of each one until I find one I like?The solution that My Hentai Comics offers should work in theory, but fails in practice. There’s a search function, but all it searches is titles and tags. This works in two scenarios: one, if you know the title (which I don’t) and two, if the site backs the search function with a comprehensive set of tags (which it doesn’t).So the perfect hentai for me might be sitting behind six hundred others. I’d love to read it and enjoy it, but when most comics only have one or two tags, how can I find it?The failure of My Hentai Comics (often misspelled as "myhentiacomics" or "my hentia comics") to provide a proper search system is like a metaphor for my love life. I know that I’m the perfect guy for so many women, but nobody can find me. It’s just because I only have one tag and its “short overweight neckbeard.” If all of my good qualities (I’ll think of some later) were added as tags I wouldn’t have a problem, but they’re not so I’m stuck where nobody will ever discover me behind a thousand studs like ThePornDude.