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JABComix
JAB Comix aka JAB Comics! If you're a pathetic fan of Hentai like me, the PornGeek, then you're probably looking for a new and fresh website to browse. In that case, you can finally take a rest, because I took care of that for you. When you're like me, and you're always browsing porn, you still find new exciting sites, and one of these sites is JabComix.com. It's basically a site with hot cartoon porn, and you're bound to like it. Unfortunately, unlike ThePornDude, I don't get any real action, so sometimes I want to get away from reality and browse some hentai shit as well. Enjoy this review, and I hope you'll like the content.
The first look
First of all, the whole website is built like a blog, which is super cool. Right at the start, you have a motivational message where he gives a massive shout out to his supporters, and I feel like I should do that too. The only thing is, I don't even have supporters, even among my own family, so fuck all of you. That's why I am so retarded, I just know it. Anyways, instead of starting this with a childish rage, I'm going to change the subject and continue with the review. One good thing is that when you scroll, you literally have a button that says 'navigation,' and it gives you like a little tour around the site, so I'm excited about that. At least it's more interesting than family trips. I always excite those up, and then I just get disappointed when my parents end up having sex in our car, while I have to freeze outside. So, yeah.Navigation
The first start of this tour is JabComix.com's gold. It's basically just premium access to some of his individual comic books, and maybe you can also see how they were made as well. Nothing special, just a neat little feature that you can use to find out some more things about the content that you're consuming. I'm always urging my family to read up on things that they consume, but they just don't give a fuck, and they're drowning in burgers and illegal medication, so yeah. The only thing about my house that's even weirder than my porn career is the number of empty medication boxes that you can find on our floor. Sad, but I realize that it's just the way things are. Which brings us to the next stop of our tour, and now it's just like regular comics. About the regular comics, you know, you don't have access to them because you're still not a member, but they just high-lighted their most famous comic franchises and let you know where and how to access them. But, if you click on one of them, it's just going to give you some exciting pictures to tease you, and they're also going to put out information about these comics that'll provide you with insight in the back story and all of that. Basically, it's like a gallery, but the pictures are covered until you pay a specific price. I wish some images from my life were still uncovered because my mind is just full of fat people and midgets having sex at this point. It's a curse that I just can't seem to escape, fuck! Those were the most essential and crucial parts of this tour, but the navigation, in general, includes more things than the tour only. They include things like the homepage, and also it gives you like a page where you can join and become a member as well. There's also a thing called the tutorial, and I'm going to check it out. Even though the only tutorial that I need is how to become a socially adjusted person, I'm going to check it out. It's basically a tutorial on how to make comics, which is cool if you're both addicted to porn and looking to become a comic master as well. So, if that hit your spot, learn how to draw comics, and stay away from porn. Otherwise, you'll be a degenerate like me. JabComix.com, good for you, saving people's lives, marriages, penises, and satisfying pussies on every step of the way.The perks
I'm guessing that there are no paid perks because you can't even get access to content without paying. But if I really can put a particular benefit/perk of this site on a list, it would be that tutorial, because besides being a porn site, you can learn something as well. So that's basically it about this site, but the content is refreshing, so you should definitely become a member and check the material out as well. I know I'll be saving my sweet allowance for months to get this. My mom promised to give me more money if I give her back rubs more often, so I'm trying to be a good boy. Sometimes she'll make me chicken fingers as well, and I love those days! It makes me feel like a normal child again, before I even knew porn existed.The actual content
If you've been on the internet for a while, and you're a pioneer in this hentai shit, then this probably isn't the first time you see this site. If you've seen this site before, then you know that the content is top-notch, and it has some specifics too. For example, girls' bodies are amazing, and the drawings are just fantastic. It's a pretty good thing about JabComix.com. It has comics that are pretty slutty. Like my aunt back in the day, you know? It's just made to please you, and you know that you'll get some good quality comics if you become a member. I don't know how long ThePornDude's cock is, but even he doesn't have as big of sausage as guys in these comics have. It's just a well-made drawings collection, with seriously good parts, great sex, and the story is always good in general, which is something that a comic book seriously needs to have. I'm working on a comic book, it's about some skaters, because I always wanted to try and drive a skateboard, maybe it will make me look cool, and then I can finally get some pussy as well, you know?Registration and conclusion
As I said, if you want to access the content, you need to become a member. And you can quickly achieve that, too! There are a few different kinds of membership, and they all differ in time and place. And you also have regular memberships, and a gold membership as well. Regular memberships include access to content, while the gold membership provides that, plus some behind the scenes stuff too, which is simply impressive. And if you have at least a little bit of money, it's pretty cheap, and you definitely can splash out at least that much cash. For regular membership, it's around $16, and that's only a one-month membership. For example, the three months membership is 41 dollars, and a six months membership is $76, which is also cool. The quality is there, and the prices are not too much. The same goes for me. Sometimes I can be decent, and sustaining my life is a very cheap thing and not a hard thing to do. Just give me some shitty food, leave me alone in my room, and we're cool. It made me become a literal idiot, but sometimes I think it was worth it. Now I live a life with to confrontations. And to conclude this review, confrontations are harmful. But a good thing that starts with a letter C (what a bad joke, I'm sorry), is a comic book. And you definitely need to get involved more into that, because regular porn can sometimes be seriously dull, so you have to switch it up. And trust me, there's no better artist for that than JabComix.com. So become a member, and enjoy the content, because you won't find anything better anywhere else. It's fresh, it's original, and it will last forever. And he's been working on this since 1995, same as my mom with me. Products of the '90s, except his product doesn't suck balls. And with that being said, have a horrific fucking day and get the fuck out of my face. I'm already all drained. And that's not from jerking off, unfortunately.- Great content
- Cool organization
- Good prices
- Not even a preview of the content
- It's a pretty simple site
- No perks if you buy a membership, except the behind the scenes stuff
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