Porn Pros Network! Have you ever stopped to think about just how much porn there is that exists on the internet? It is a truly baffling amount. How many porn sites do you think, if you had to guess, are there, in all of the world wide web? Five hundred thousand? A million? A few million? What about a couple hundred million? Well, honestly, it is impossible to know the exact number, seeing as new porn domains are being purchased all the time. But it’s fair to say that, at the very least, porn sites make up a sizeable portion of the entire internet, that’s for sure.There are, however, a few statistics that I can offer that will help us get some kind of a clearer picture of just how much porn is being watched online. According to Fight the New Drug, “Enough porn was watched in 2016 on [a single] website that all the data would fill 194,000,000 USB sticks. If you put the USB sticks end to end, they’d wrap all the way around the moon.” That’s insane! On one website? Jeez … I wish I could get my hands on those USB sticks!Here’s another fact, also from the same site: “In 2017 alone, Pornhub got 28.5 BILLION visits. That’s almost 1,000 visits a second, or 78.1 million a day … way more than the population of the entire United Kingdom. That number has since jumped to 33.5 billion site visits in 2018.” Funny to think about every UK bloke and his sister (and then some!) all watching porn at the same time. They would never admit it, of course, because that’s just the British way. But still, the image gives me a good chuckle.So, as you can see, although it may be impossible to gauge just how many porn sites there are in the world, it is probably pretty fair to assume that it’s more than we think it is. This is, of course, for people like you and me, a beautiful thing. I couldn’t have asked for a better time to be born. Especially considering the fact that I am utterly alone and will never get a girl to sleep with me so long as I live! Gosh … I could not imagine having been born as myself, with the same genetic makeup and crippling social anxieties that I have today, in a time before porn. What would I have done? Eh, let’s face it, I probably would have had my head smashed in with a rock by some alpha male Neanderthal type. Oh well … such is the curse of being me, I suppose.
Too Much Porn?But with so much porn out there in the world? How in the heck are you supposed to figure out which sites to visit? Millions upon millions of porn sites are just objectively a good thing for mankind, but it also makes things tricky. You can waste a lot of time, money, and jizz by going to the wrong porn sites. Well, that’s why people like me and my hero, The Porn Dude exist.If it weren’t for The Porn Dude, I definitely would not be sitting here, writing this review right now. By seeing his website of porn site reviews, it inspired me to make something of my life. He’s just so cool and charismatic, and he definitely knows his stuff when it comes to porn. If there is anybody else on the planet who arguably knows more about porn than I do, it is The Porn Dude. So, honestly, I wouldn’t blame you at all if you stopped reading this review right now and went over to theporndude.com to read his version (I am willing to put money on the fact that it’s better than mine).
True Professionals of PornographyAnyway, with all of that in mind, today we will be taking a look at a premium pay porn site known as Porn Pros. Now, if that name doesn’t instill confidence in you about this site’s abilities to make quality porn, I don’t know what will. However, as we all well know, there is not much in a name if the content does not back it up, right? Anyone can call themselves a pro … I mean, just look at Dr. Phil. He is not a doctor, but, somehow, he’s allowed to call himself one on TV. So, this all just goes to show that just because someone claims to be a pro, that doesn’t mean we don’t have to vet them. And vet, we shall …From the moment you land on the members area of Porn Pros, however, it should become immediately apparent that these guys are, in fact, professionals. The quality of the site looks awesome, the thumbnail previews of the pornos are all high-resolution and look hot as heck, and the chicks featured in the pornos are all absurdly beautiful. All sure signs of a true porn pro if you ask me. But we can’t just take this site for what it presents on the surface, we have to delve deeper! Deeper is always better … which is something that I have learned from porn.At the top of the page, you’ll find a carousel banner, alternating promotions to upgrade your account and a promotion for Porn Pros XXX cam site. It’s always a nice touch, in my opinion, when a premium pay porn site also offers a cam site on the side. It’s almost never included as a part of your membership, unfortunately (and that appears to be the case with Porn Pros as well), but it’s still always a convenient side feature, if you ask me. I like my porn sites to be one-stop shops. The less browsing around the web I have to do to find what I am looking for, the better!
A Trusted Network of SitesIt really comes as no surprise, though, that Porn Pros is of such high quality. Especially not when you take a look at some of the other sites that are in their network. In addition to Porn Pros, a membership to the entire network of sites also includes familiar and trusted names like Casting Couch X, Exotic 4K, Fantasy HD, Holed, Lubed, My Very First Time, POVD, Nanny Spy, Pure Mature, Spy Fam, Ex GF, and, last but certainly not least, Tiny 4K.If you have done any fapping at all on free porn tubes in your day, then there is a very good chance that you have already busted a nut or two to one or more of these sites … most of which consistently put out top-notch pornos. So, that should sweeten the pot a little bit, so to speak, when it comes time to decide whether or not a membership to Porn Pros is the right decision for you. Plus, at a one-time charge of $70 … you can’t really go wrong, considering the quality and quantity of content you will have access to.Speaking of quantity, how often does just Porn Pros proper put porn out? Well, it looks like you can expect a brand-new, high-quality scene with a beautiful model about once a week. That is not bad at all, if you ask me. Some porn sites are much less consistent when it comes to the frequency with which they release new content (and also end up costing much more in the long run, by the way).
Consistency is KeySo, to be able to count on a weekly video, in my opinion, is a pretty safe bet. Plus, Porn Pros has a butt load of past content for you to delve into while you wait for the next video to drop. It looks like, doing a little quick math based on how many pages of videos are on the site and how many are listed per page, you will have a grand total of 3,.314 full-length premium porn videos to enjoy on this site! Even I would have a hard time fapping my way through that mountain of porn.On top of tons of high-quality 4K HD porn to enjoy, Porn Pros also has some awesome site design features. I really like their filter options that you can use to browse content, for example. Lots of premium pay porn sites get lazy in this regard, but not Porn Pros. Sort videos by Release Date, Most Popular, Most Viewed, or Title. Arrange them by Date: Any Time, This Week, This Month, This Year. Filter for specific girls, right on the video search results (a rare, but convenient feature!). And filter by the site. Then, of course, you can also do as many creative keyword searches as your little hear (or, more accurately, wiener) desires. You are in control with Porn Pros.All in all, I would say that this site has definitely earned its title. The people who make these videos truly are professionals of pornography. And it shows in the quality porn, consistent updates, site design, and absolutely gorgeous sex-starved porn stars. Definitely worth moving some things around in your budget, I’d say!