Fuck, I’m so angry right now. One of the most frustrating things about having a tiny micropenis is that regular porn movies tend to make me feel depressed and inadequate. I bet if I had a giant dick like The Porn Dude, I could watch smut and feel like I was putting all these motherfuckers to shame. As it is, most fuck flicks will make me cry quicker than they’ll make me cum. That’s just one of the reasons I’m kind of crazy for lesbian movies: you don’t have to see any huge, intimidating cocks.PornTrex.com is a pretty big free sex tube. They get over 50 million monthly visits due to their extensive collection of every type of hardcore porno you can imagine. Today, since I am avoiding wieners, I’m going to shake my junk around in their lesbian section. They’ve currently got around 15,000 girl-on-girl movies in the stash, which means I’m probably going to be busy for a while.
Hot Girls Fucking Each Other In Free VidsFollow my link to head directly to PornTrex’s all-girl aisle, or just hit the Lesbian tag in their sidebar. You’ll get dropped off in the dike movies, with a default view showing the latest first. This whole tube gets updated on a basically constant basis, and the lesbian section is no exception. A few dozen of these tribbing, threesome and cunnilingus movies were added in the last 24 hours.The site has a very modern look, squeezing in a fair amount of information without cluttering up the page with bullshit. I’m sure it helps that I have a spam blocker running, but the design is clearly aimed at convenience for their masturbating viewers. As a man with a penis measuring nearly 2 inches at full mast, I appreciate the consideration they’ve given to wankers of all endowments.As on any good, modern porn tube, there are plenty of HD movies in the collection. I like that PornTrex gives you the option to filter out the toaster quality old movies and low-resolution amateur flicks by hitting the HD button. Since this is 2019, the selection actually doesn’t change all that much when you filter out the crappier videos.What you’re left with is a bunch of 1080p and 4k movies showing lesbians destroying each other’s assholes with strap-on dildos, incestuous lesbian stepsibling experimentation, and a Game of Thrones parody with way more explicit pussy licking than they ever showed on HBO. There are big-name porn starlets like Abigail Mac, Alexis Fawx and Chanel Preston fooling around with each other among the newest dike clips here. Any way you slice it, this is a top-shelf collection of free girl-on-girl movies.
New Lesbian Smut and Classic All-Girl PornosI’m always about the newest of the new and the greatest of the great. That’s why I buy every new Pokémon game the day it comes out and once went viral in a YouTube video where I’m freaking out at McDonald’s because they didn’t have my goddamn Rick and Morty sauce. My girlfriend is a top-of-the-line body pillow with the most beautiful anime princess printed on the finest burlap. I spare no expense, at least within the limits of the small allowance my mother gives me when I remember to do my laundry and massage her bunions.With that early adopter mindset, I gravitated to the very newest lesbian movie on PornTrex. It’s a full half-hour scene in beautifully crisp 4K resolution, and it was added to the site just two hours ago.The video loads without any buffering and already looks super fucking sharp. There are resolution control options if you hit that gear icon, so no worries if you’re trying to jack off on a dial-up connection. The scene opens with a couple of hot broads in a nightclub flirting with each other under some heavy dance music.Music often fills regular humans with a sense of joy and excitement, which is probably why I get such high anxiety when I hear a thumping beat. Or maybe it’s just the hot girls making me nervous even through the laptop screen. I don’t know, but either way, I have to skip ahead. I don’t get any pop-ups or other spammy bullshit when I fuck around with the Play controls here.Since it’s a long scene, the girls have time to ramp up the action slowly. They start making out and groping each other through their clothes, which don’t even really start coming off until five minutes into the clip. That’s actually when it became too much for me and I blew a hot, sticky load all over my sweatpants and a little bit on my mom’s cat. She’s an old girl and her fur is usually crusty anyway, so hopefully, she doesn’t even notice.
Get Your Dike Fix and Save Some, TooI kept watching the movie even after I popped, just because I’m pretty sure that’s part of my job requirements as a porn reviewer. I doubt The Porn Dude gives up after a few seconds of each scene, and I aspire to that level of pornographic and masturbatory endurance. I kept slapping my flaccid member as one broad pinched her own nipples and the other girl lapped greedily at that juicy cunt.If I want to get really serious about studying this clip, PornTrex does offer free downloads in the full range of video resolutions. They do require you to sign up and log in. You’ve got to give up an email address and risk the spam that comes with that, but it also comes with a couple of other perks. Members can explore people and private collections, as well as rate and comment on their favorite videos. It goes without saying that you’ll need an account if you want to upload your own personal stash of hardcore lesbian fuck movies.PornTrex takes user uploads. This is good because it ensures a constant stream of really good free porno. If somebody bothers to share it, it’s probably because it got them off really hard when they were watching. I mean, that’s why I upload all my gender-swapped Dragon Ball Z fisting comics to the hentai sites. I’m guessing whoever uploaded this filthy nightclub fuck has built it into their daily fap routine.The problem with user uploads is that the category tags are an absolute fucking mess. This clip has a bunch of useful tags like Shaved Pussy, Big Breasts, MILF and Kissing. It also has a bunch of fucking useless nonsense that isn’t going to help anyone find anything and only serves to clutter up the catalog. This knucklehead tagged his video with dozens of words like Making, Drive, Catches and Her. Goddamn! I appreciate you motherfuckers uploading free smut, but please learn how this shit works!That is, admittedly, a pretty weak complaint about the site. It’s barely even about the site and more about the users, but fucked up tags are just an expected part of any free tube that takes user uploads. It comes with the territory, just as you typically expect a bunch of pop-ups spam for erection pills and horny local singles.One thing I really like about browsing PornTrex’s lesbian section was that I didn’t have any issues with spam. Granted, I always have my spam plug-in running, but I always expect some hard sells and intrusive advertising with my free scissoring and lezdom fuck flicks. Spam is a cat and mouse game, so it’s possible that I just visited on a good day when the spam companies haven’t caught up to the blocking companies. Based on the design, though, I think PornTrex is just relying more on affiliate money than raping your browser with spam. This is a good tube.If you’re a man with a very small penis, intimidated by the enormous wieners you typically see in pornography, you’re really going to appreciate the lesbian area over at PornTrex. Even if you’re perfectly comfortable with your manhood, the collection of all-girl smut is huge and wide-ranging, not to mention free with a minimum of bullshit spam getting in the way. If you like lesbians, this seems like a perfectly good place to pull your pud.