XVideos Lesbian

I think the free tubes have given me a little bit of a complex about my micropenis. It seems like every dude in porno has a giant, 10-inch monster. I’m sure The Porn Dude has an even bigger one, and he’s just a reviewer. That’s one of the reasons I aspire to be like him. Anyway, I had kind of a traumatic experience with a handful of penis enlargement pills, and now I think I’d rather avoid porno cock for a while. Today I’m going to shake my dick at the all-girl action in the Xvideos Lesbian section.

If you’ve never heard of Xvideos.com, congratulations on getting out of the cage, but you should really go read my review of the site. Long story short, the massive free porn tube is one of the biggest for a good reason, and it applies that formula to their stash of girl-on-girl fuck flicks. Over 3 fucking billion people visit the site each month, which should tell you a thing or two about the site’s quality.

Holy Fuck! That’s a Lot of Lesbian Fucking!

Follow my link or hit the Lesbian link in that cloud of tags at the top of the Xvideos landing page and you’ll be transported to their collection of lusty, explicit lady love. The full collection of porn on the site is nearly 8.5 million pieces deep. The Lesbian area is smaller but still impressive as fuck, with around 65,000 movies of girls getting it on. This number nearly doubles if you just type Lesbian into the search bar.

You’re seeing all the lesbian videos first, but you can narrow them down to newer ones. I did it just to see how fast the dyke section on Xvideos is growing. They’ve added 31 gay lady movies so far today, 29 yesterday, 202 this week, and over 1,000 this month.

People think I’m a cheap-ass freeloader because I live in my mom’s basement, eat government cheese and beat off to the free websites, but this is such a much better deal than most of the paysites. They usually charge you thirty bucks a month for an update or two a week. What premium lesbian site do you know that updates over a thousand times a month?

Short Clips and Long Ones of Dykes Getting It On

The page is a beautiful mosaic made of the most exquisite flesh tiles ever seen by man. Lesbians eat pussy, rim and trib each other in hardcore movies. There are stepsister teens experimenting with homosexuality and experienced MILFs in all-girl orgies. Older women teach the younger generation a thing or two about how to please a lady, and ripe young sluts lose their lesbian virginity while HD cameras roll.

Runtimes are listed on each thumbnail. It’s immediately obvious that these are mostly sample clips, since most of them run around 5-7 minutes long. The lengthiest clip I see on the front page is a 10-minute pussy-eating orgy with at least seven girls. I struggle with premature ejaculation and usually don’t last more than 14 seconds if I’m really lucky and trying to think about video games, but you marathon wankers are going to have a harder time keeping your hands free.

The default view for the Lesbian section doesn’t let you filter by date, duration or video quality, but the search view does. I filtered them down to videos longer than 20 minutes to see what was available. You perverts with high stamina will appreciate the wide selection of long girly girl movies. There’s a 2-hour movie of Darcie Dolce as a freaky lesbian landlord and a fantastic teen girl orgy party that lasts a good 80 minutes.

Hot All-Girl Scenes from Top Studios

I fucked with the search filters a little bit to find something really tantalizing. Amid the sinful lesbian masturbation and amazons picking up tiny chicks in lift-and-carry fetish movies, I found an HD scene featuring a pair of lesbian stepsiblings fooling around in a pool.

This one turns out to be a TeamSkeet sample, uploaded by the studio itself. If you’re the type of moral fag who gets all butthurt when you see full-length pirated scenes on the free tubes, this shit should make your heart feel all warm and squishy and make your pants feel the same. The Xvideos lesbian section, and the rest of the site, really is full of free, legit samples. That may help explain why I’ve seen so little spam on my visit so far; Xvideos is making their money sending traffic to the paysites instead of raping their viewers with pop-up ads for penis pills.

When you end up at the ER because you took too many Chinese dick enhancement supplements, the technical term for that painful boner is priapism. At just over 2 inches, it was the biggest my junk had ever been, and I’m pretty sure I saw a nurse smile when she saw the massive monster. The doctors basically had to deflate my penis with surgery. I threw up, shat the gurney and fainted when I saw the blood, which was the exact moment I decided to stick to lesbian porn for a while. I will no longer abuse my body just because porn studs are so well-endowed they consistently make me feel like less of a man.

Pussy-Licking Good Lesbian Lickdowns!

I filtered my search results down to just the HD ones, so the stepsibling clip is playing at what is supposed to be 720p. I’m not sure I believe that, because it looks grainy even before I take it fullscreen. The girls chat it up in the water before making out, which naturally leads to some poolside cunnilingus. The blonde helps herself to the redhead’s pussy juices, tickling the clit with her fingers and tongue. I’d tell you if the pussy matches the drapes, but there’s no firemuff on this beautiful bald cunt.

A couple of the comments are the usual all-caps shouts like PUSSY LICKIN GOOD, but another helpful pervert gives us names so we can find more. The blonde is AJ Applegate, the redhead is Melody Jordan, and I have a couple of new favorite lesbians. These fucking sluts are clearly having a ton of fun exploring each other’s bodies and trying to elicit more body-shaking orgasms. Nothing is phoned in, but I guess that’s what you expect from a studio like TeamSkeet. Gotta love those premium samples!

There’s a Download button below the video player. My mom’s been saying she’s going to cancel the Internet if I don’t start looking for a job, so I’ve been stockpiling porn scenes in case she finally makes good on the threat. She’s been saying that for a couple of decades now, but you never know with that fat old bitch. I clicked the Download button, hoping to add it to my offline stash. Xvideos cockblocked me, saying I needed to login or create an account. It’s free, but you do have to give them an email address.

Xvideos Does It Again, with Lesbians

I can’t say I’m all that surprised Xvideos was able to deliver the cock-free lesbian action I was looking for. Their site is a go-to for all kinds of perverts all around the world when they’re looking for their smut of choice. Girl-on-girl flicks are one of the most popular genres in pornography. Of course, Xvideo is going to be able to hook you up.

With minimal spam in my way as I cranked it to girls rimming each other, I had little to complain about. The clips were relatively short and didn’t necessarily look as high resolution as what they were claiming, but they were all served up free. I didn’t pay a goddamn dime to work out my forearm and clean out my pipes. Likewise, it’s hard to get too upset about the minor inconvenience of having to log in for a free lesbian movie download.

If you’re into lesbian movies, you’ve almost definitely checked out the Xvideos collection already. What are you doing here? Just looking for my confirmation? The Porn Dude likes their girl-on-girl movies, and he’s a way more reliable porn reviewer than I’ll ever hope to be. The site just fucking works and their stash of all-girl movies runs deep. Check it out if you haven’t already.