Creampie

Reddit Creampie, aka r/Creampie! I sure do love creampies - I love them so much I do them almost every single day to my body pillow Asuna chan. And even though it’s beginning to smell terrible and has become super hard and crusty, I still like to fill it up at least once every few days just so I can remind Asuna chan that I’m her boyfriend and she’s my property. My life goal is to one day have my own personal catkin maid that I can fill up whenever I want, but until then, I’ll just brutalize my body pillow repeatedly until the matter from it literally starts to harden and disintegrate. As for creampie-themed porn, it’s definitely one of the most iconic genres in the whole industry, and has been so for a while now.I remember fapping to creampie videos all the way back in 2008 when RedTube was popular - I’d get on the school computers back in junior high and rub one out to some great 480p creampie videos that used to float around the XXX side of the internet back then. Nowadays though, there’s creampie porn on pretty much every porntube imaginable - and the genre is so popular that Reddit has established its very own creampie-themed subreddit that’s been around from 2009, which is in itself clear evidence that the creampie genre has definitely been a heavy hitter in pornography for a while now./r/Creampie here is Reddit’s very own subgenre that’s dedicated to, well, creampies, or should I say men ejaculating inside of women’s vaginas. It’s essentially a highlight reel that shows the results of not pulling out as well as guys pumping semen into vaginas. This subreddit is subscribed to by 230 thousand people, which is pretty average as far as NSFW subreddits go in terms of popularity even though it’s themed on one of the most popular genres. It’s definitely one of my go-to NSFW subreddits whenever I want to fap to images of vaginas with semen dripping out of them as well as GIFs and videos of guys pumping inside women.With that being said, the content here on /r/Creampie definitely sounds a little nastier than it actually looks, but as with most amateur-based porn, it’s mainly attractive to people who have actually done that particular sexual act in real life. But at least the content itself is mostly unique and exclusive only to this subreddit, so you probably won’t be able to find anywhere else on the internet, no matter how many pages you crawl through on PornHub, or how many site listings you list through on the Porn Dude’s website. Let me break down all the key things that make this subreddit what it is and help you determine whether you’d like to fap to its content or not.

Lots Of Image-Based Posts Here

I know that most of you are way too used to fapping to video-based porn content, which means you might not fully appreciate image-based pornography. And I can totally sympathize with you on that note since I’ve literally been masturbating to (mostly) video-based pornography for a little over ten years now, and that vast fapping experience has left me quite incapable of being able to fully embrace and appreciate image-based XXX content. And unfortunately, just over half of the content here is image-based - a lot of the posts here on /r/Creampie are images that show you the end results of a milky, dripping-wet creampie. It’s actually quite artsy: The images here mostly depict semen that forms a nice abstract splatter right over the labia as it drips down out of the vagina. And I’m sure that can be regarded as picturesque by some people and even arouse them - assuming, of course, they’ve actually had sex before, unlike myself. I personally don’t prefer this kind of content too much since my body pillow doesn’t have an actual vagina, so I can’t relate to it by any means.

/r/Creampie Here Also Has its Fair Share of GIFs and Videos

Most casual porn fans and enthusiasts alike prefer GIFs and videos over image-based content for obvious reasons, and I’m glad to see that this subreddit has its fair share of video and GIF-based content. It’s not uncommon for an NSFW subreddit to contain only image-based content, but /r/Creampie here is one of the exceptions that has a healthy balance of all three formats. That said, the GIF and video-based posts here mostly show guys inseminating females, which is followed by the iconic ”drip down” scene that shows the fallout of a nice, thick creampie.However, after fapping to this subreddit a handful of times for quality assurance reasons, I discovered that there are also GIFs and videos here which do not depict males inseminating females. Some GIFs and videos on /r/Creampie here show only the dripping milky-white aftermath of the creampie, like most of the still image-format on this subreddit.

No Studio-Made Content Whatsoever

This subreddit is home to only amateur content - now I personally like all kinds of porn, there’s nothing I can’t fap to, even if it’s remotely sexual or arousing. But I do have my preferences, and I highly prefer studio-made content over amateur stuff because it’s much more visually pleasing. I also prefer studio-made pornography over its amateur counterpart because amateur content just doesn’t resonate so well with me due to the fact that I’m yet to experience what sexual intercourse with a real human female feels like.The complete lack of studio-made content on this subreddit does somewhat irk me, but I’ll admit; some of the amateur-made stuff here is quite decent and can actually get me in the mood for a relaxing, solitary self-care session without the need for my body pillow.

Reddit Lacks Effective Content Organization Tools

If you were looking to separate all the posts here based on their format or other factors, then you’ll definitely have your work cut out for you. Reddit doesn’t have any effective content organization tools implemented in order to help its visitors sift through its posts. There are no tags or categories on this site - however, there is a search bar here that takes whatever word-based search query you input and attempts to match it with identical words found within a subreddit’s post titles. And even though its means of function are simple and straightforward, it still fails to do its job correctly due to the fact that there are plenty of posts on /r/Creampie here (and other NSFW subreddits) that are titled with completely vague and indistinct wording which doesn’t properly convey what exactly their content depicts.For example, you have no hopes of tracking down all the posts here which show piercings, even if you did search for “piercing” in this site’s search bar - and it’s because most of those posts do not even contain the word “piercing” or “pierced” in their title. Instead, they have mostly vague and indefinite titles, such as “wow my hubby pumped more into me than usual” or “I couldn’t wait to receive his hot load,” which really aren’t searchable at all due to their unspecific, tenuous wording. All in all, it’s best not to rely on content organization when you’re fapping to content on Reddit - but at least you can rely on fapping to this site’s content from your phone, which brings me to my final point…

If You’re Into XXX Subreddits, You Should Install The Reddit App

Reddit’s mobile site is outclassed in pretty much every way by the Reddit app. The app takes up very little storage space on your device, and can be relied on to access any given XXX subreddit in seconds - even if you’re using it from a heavily-damaged phone in a college campus bathroom while leeching off the free WiFi. That said, if the app can work on my sticky, dying smartphone, then it can probably work on any given smartphone device.