NudeVista

Nude Vista! Hey, guys. Mom changed the WiFi password again so I’m at the local library, jerking off next to some homeless guy who smells like dog food and vodka. Mom would be jealous, since those are two of her favorite smells. I don’t have any porn paysite passwords saved on this municipal machine, so I guess I’ll search the free tubes with NudeVista.The younger generation of masturbators ain’t going to get the reference, but back in 2000 when NudeVista.com was founded, Google actually had legit competitors. AltaVista was one of them, an early search engine that helped people find cookie recipes, NSYNC lyrics, and JFK conspiracy theories. NudeVista popped up to help people search for blowjob movies, lesbian clips, and kinky teen deflowering scenes. Long after AltaVista shuttered, NudeVista is still pulling 25 million views a month.

Search for Your Favorite Pornstars in XXX Scenes

At first glance, NudeVista looks like your typical free porn tube. Sure, the search bar at the top of the screen is a little bit bigger than it usually is, but most of the page is dominated by an explicit wall of porn thumbnails. There’s a girlfriend in a beanie sucking on her boyfriend’s massive shaft, young European swingers having an amateur orgy, and a tricked mom having a rough taboo fuck as revenge. That’s just in the first row. The page scrolls on with interracial action, petite blonde pounding, upskirt teasing and a German gonzo flick that features public anal sex.Thumbnails don’t always show moving previews on hover-over, but a few do. There are a few tags below each to give you hints about what you’re going to see. Tags include categories, like Cheating, MILFs, Asians, and Doggy. They also include pornstars, and I see some of my favorites without leaving the landing page: Ava Adams, Piper Perri, Elsa Jean, Rose Monroe.One particular tag, listed below each tribbing, handjob or fisting video in green, gives away what kind of site NudeVista really is. That Japanese incest movie is hosted on PornJam, the huge-assed Ebony BBW is on Tube8, and the pregnant Latina with the dicks in her mouth is on Spankwire. Clicking that anal mom movie sends you to Redtube to watch, while that amateur blowjob vacation in a tropical island paradise can be seen on YouPorn.

Hot Sex Scenes All Across the Tubes

I clicked a thumbnail of Cassidy Banks getting double-teamed by a couple of young studs. NudeVista sent me to PornHat to watch the 10-minute Brazzers sample. I don’t get any spam there, or while I’m watching the stepsibling sex movie they sent me to on Frprn. When I tried to watch the Thai maid getting so turned on by porno she has to fuck the guest, VIPtube hit me with a bunch of pop-ups.With my ad-blocker running, NudeVista seems pretty clean. I’m not getting blasted with pop-ups or banner ads on the porn search engine itself, but your spam experience is going to depend largely on where you end up watching your porno movies. It’s a lot like Google in that sense. (I’d compare it to AltaVista, but everybody has forgotten it, anyway.) For the rest of my visit, I’m going to avoid those Frprn links.There is an Advanced Search that will let you filter sites from your results. It’s a little bit clunky by modern porn search standards since it’s all text-based instead of just letting you click a few checkboxes, but it will do the trick.Even if you start cutting the bullshit tubes out of your search results, you’re still going to come up with a ton of porno. When you run a search through their engine, you’re combing through nearly 30 million tube videos, about 1.6 million picture galleries, and about 50k adult models. You don’t have anything important to do today, do you? Besides masturbating intensely, I mean.

How About Some Teen Creampie with Your Anal?

I decided to test out their system with something simple: anal sex. Everybody loves butt stuff, right? I mean, just look at The Porn Dude’s section of Anal Porn Sites and you’ll see exactly how popular it is with him and the rest of the smut-viewing universe. Any porn search engine worth its stuff should come up with a shit-ton of shit-packing movies, or else it’s just a crock of shit.I typed Anal into the search bar and NudeVista came back with over 2 million results, sorted initially by Relevance. Newest is also an option, but Relevance must figure in the upload date since all of the clips on the first page were added to the search engine today. It looks like there’s a tiny delay between when a butt-sex scene hits the tubes and when it hits the search engine, usually only a day or two.I like how it suggests Related Searches, just like a “regular” search engine would. When I type Anime Body Pillow into Google, it suggests I try a Custom one or maybe a pillow with an Overwatch theme. My girlfriend is actually a manga princess printed on a burlap bag, and she gets a little jelly when I do those searches. NudeVista’s Anal suggestions are similar, if not a little more risqué. They think I should check out the Anal Teen, Anal Amateur, Anal Creampie, Anal Pain and First Anal scenes. Don’t mind if I do!

Like a Yellow Pages of Tentacle MILF Exhibitionism

In addition to their Tubes, Pictures, and Models searches, NudeVista has an extensive Directory of their porno tags. You can browse it when you’re not sure whether you want to shake your dick at a teen slut masturbating at home, a Filipina whore getting drunk and swallowing semen or something else entirely.The Directory is pretty well organized compared to the cluttered Categories or Tags pages on most free porn sites. Instead of a basic alphabetical list with thousands of tags jockeying for your attention, these guys break all the porn genres down into subgenres. Dig into the Mature area, or dig even deeper into Cougars, Grandmas, or Grannies. Some folks like any kind of public sex, while others prefer public dogging, Mardi Gras exhibitionism, or classic nudism.As a raging neckbeard who surfs Reddit when I’m not reviewing porn, I’m pretty thrilled about their Drawing category. I’m even more thrilled that it breaks down into sub-sub-genres like Anime, Cartoons, Futanari, and Hentai. They’ve got a whole aisle devoted to The Simpsons getting fucked, another for Tentacle porno and even one for goddamn Naruto sex anime.It seems like NudeVista’s tags must be curated by a live human, or else there are some pretty clever algorithms at work here. Every porn tube has a cluttered mess of tags because the clips are largely user-uploaded, and users tend to be kind of bad at tagging their flicks. I like how these guys have done away with much of the stupid repetition you normally see on sites that have dozens of different tags for BigTits, Big Tits, Large_Boobs, Giant Breasts and so forth.The librarian just came over and gave me some shit about overstaying my welcome. I told her it’s my constitutional right to sit in a public space and watch huge porn tits lactating while a girl fingers herself. She said that may be true, but there’s a strict 45-minute limit when there’s a wait. I guess the urine-soaked bum talking to himself in the corner deserves an opportunity to smear his own body fluids on the shared computer terminal.Frankly, I’m not quite ready to leave. When I go back home to no WiFi, I’ll be stuck beating off to my collection of Dragon Ball Z scat doujinshi. It’s great stuff, don’t get me wrong, but it certainly lacks the variety I can find in 30 million free porn tube scenes. My dirty manga stash is only updated when I collect my meager allowance, which only happens on months I remember to clean the kitty litter. NudeVista is continually combing the free tubes and indexing their material, so there is always something new to get off to.My biggest complain about NudeVista (often misspelled as "nudvista", "nudevusta", "nudevita", "nudevisa") and "nudavista") is just that some of the links will end up showing you spam. That’s pretty much expected with free porn, so the minor drawback is outweighed by the convenience of their search engine. Instead of spending all day typing “Asian Teen Blowjob Sisters” into every tube you can think of, NudeVista will perform the search for you in a few seconds.