Ro89

Ro 89! The Google of porn. The repository to fuck over all porn repositories. Welcome to Ro89.com. It’s the equivalent of a search engine designed to find porn videos from all around the internet and put them in one place. That’s a pretty good idea, I wish I had thought of that. My problem is that I can never think of any original idea. You see Porn Geek is just a rip-off of The Porn Dude and everyone knows it. I’m not ashamed of it either! What did that one painter say… Good artists make original work while the best artists steal or something like that? I don’t know, but I like to use that analogy to get past the fact that I’m a plagiarist piece of garbage.

A search engine for porn videos from all over the internet

But anyway, back to Ro89.com. This place is probably everything you would’ve hoped for in a search engine. Not only will it give you results for any search term that you put in it, but it also immediately shows you all the videos that it found for that search term. No longer will you have to fuck around with Google’s safe mode and then fiddle around with the Video tab until you finally found a video that you wanna watch. Ro89.com does all of that for you, and it gives you a lot of results as well. With this many results, you will probably never need my shitty-ass website ever again! That’s great news for you, but I’m probably fucked now that I think about it.Now, while I’m over here sobbing over the fact that I’ll never be as good as The Porn Dude, this site has been making algorithms which are surely going to give you what you were looking for. Any genre is possible on this website, so you don’t have to worry too much about that. Simply let your mind run free with ideas and whatever you come up with is guaranteed to be on Ro89.com as well. Use the central search bar and start your journey through countless amazing websites which are going to show you all sorts of videos that have to do with what you searched for. If you make a more detailed search term, then the results are going to be more specific but also more sparse.

Broad categories with millions of results and kinda empty niches

And what did you expect? Not every website will have every genre and subgenre available! Well, The Porn Dude usually has that, but he’s literally a GOD so we shouldn’t even be talking about him. If you look at my website what do you see? I just have the most general terms that you would come across in porn, nothing obscure that you might be a fan of. If there are certain niche categories and subcategories that you enjoy, then it will be really hard for you to find them on sites like mine and Ro89.com. For example, there are certain search terms which will yield just about 6 results and no more! Now that’s fucked, I don’t think you can do anything with a low result count such as that.Then again, you go to some other search terms which are more broadly searched for such as “teen” and you literally get millions of results. Now I don’t know about you, but I don’t think I’ve seen anywhere close to that many videos in my whole entire life. And that’s my job! So yeah, there are definitely certain terms here which are going to work better than others, and you have to find a sweet spot between the niche and the broad genres and find something that you enjoy watching while also having something to watch in the first place. All that being said, this isn’t the only thing that Ro89.com has to offer.

The colors are kinda bland with no dark mode available

Before we get into some other functionalities of the website, let’s turn our heads towards the design. I like the simple logo, I like the simple colors, but what I don’t like is the fact that there’s no dark mode here. Ever since I stole the dark mode feature off of The Porn Dude, I couldn’t believe how amazing it looked on pretty much any site. The Porn dude really knew what he was doing when he gave his site that feature so I decided to steal it and put it on Porn Geek as well! Ro89.com doesn’t have that feature, so you’re stuck with this way too bright background that you have to stare at whenever you’re making a search and that just isn’t pleasant at all.Then there’s the fact that it looks kinda bland when you scroll down. It’s all just a bit too gray and white. Why didn’t they use the colors from their logo? They have some nice blues and greens there that they could’ve definitely used at the bottom of their site! Now that’s something that I’ll never understand. They just decided to go with this corporate look to their website and it just kinda looks like shit if you ask me. Let me also say that there’s a huge chance that you won’t enjoy your stay simply because of the fact that there are no stimulating colors on here. The blue and green are very calming, but aren’t stimulating and don’t even get me started on the whites and grays.

Very simple and straight to the point user interface

So yeah, keep that in mind when you visit this place and don’t think that it’s going to get any better as far as I can see. But then again, it’s not all about the design, there’s something in the user experience as well! I think that the user interface is really good here for what it’s worth. Ro89.com takes a very simple approach to the way you search for porn. For example, they give you just one search bar, nothing else is there to take away your attention from the main focus of the site which is that search bar right there. Then you also have some utilities which are going to make your search on Ro89.com that much faster and better. For example, you have the suggested and popular tags below the search bar.Other than the popular tags, you also have the ability to just allow Ro89.com to choose a popular or suggested tag for you. If you click on the dice on the right-hand side of the search bar, you’re going to get a random search term searched for which will give you an astonishing number of results. So, if you want, you can let the site decide for you rather than doing everything on your own. I think that this is really great and it’s actually one of the prime features of the user experience on this website.

So many languages for you to choose from on this website

Finally, I want to take a second and show you the fact that there are many languages that you can choose for Ro89.com. They have managed to localize the site into so many different languages that you’re bound to find yours somewhere in the mix. That will definitely help you out when searching for content. Some sites, such as mine, don’t give you that many options so you’re just stuck with what I think is good. The Porn Dude, on the other hand, has many language options, which is why so many people think he is better than me, and I don’t blame them! Likewise, Ro89.com is bound to be an amazing choice because of all the language options.All in all, seeing as how Ro89.com is a completely free website, there is no reason for you not to try it out. It’s like Google for porn, and there’s nothing better than having the entire porn industry at the end of your fingertips. If you had to pay something for this site, then I would probably say a thing or two against at least trying the place out, but the thing is completely free, so you literally have no excuse here. It’s amazing, it has a good user interface, many languages, and many, many results, so check it out!