Pocket Waifu

A waifu sex simulator? I have been on a lifelong quest to find the perfect waifu girlfriend. I’m in countless friend zones, but I know my luck will change someday. I’ll stop being a kissless virgin by the time I turn 50 for sure! Though that’s what I said about 40. I sure hope it works out this time. I’ve even started showering twice a week.It’s not my fault that cute girls don’t like all the same things I do. I love playing MMOs for days on end and reading and re-reading all of my favorite mangas. And fapping. I just can’t stop. Some days I can get a solid 6 faps in before I rub myself too raw. Why can’t I find a nice hottie of a waifu who would do all that with me?There has to be a girl like that out there for me. It sucks that popular guys like ThePornDude hoard all of the hotties to themselves. They just can’t get enough of him and I don’t know why! I’ve tried dressing, talking, and acting like him, but it just doesn’t stick. Well, at least I have my virtual girlfriends. They sure can’t get enough of me and definitely think I’m a stud! Nutaku.net is a massive adult game site that’s been kicking since 2014 and brings in over 110 million people every month. And the entire site is run by cute ladies, so maybe I’ll even have a chance with them someday, but I’m not going to talk about the whole site today. I’m talking about their hit mobile/desktop game Pocket Waifu!

Sell Your Soul for Cute Waifus

This game lets you have more cutie waifu girls than you could possibly imagine. It’s so great. The premise of the game is that you make a deal with a hot succubus girl. You give her your soul and she makes it so girls from all over the world will travel to your house and lust after you. I wish that would happen to me. It feels like nothing short of divine intervention like that will get me laid.But the way it works is that girls just start showing up without really knowing why they’re there. They won’t simply drop their panties and sit on your face right away. Though I think I could die happy if they did. You have to earn their trust and break free from the friend zone by giving them gifts, playing games with them, feeding them, and letting them get a good night's rest. Just like having a real girlfriend…right?

Game Starts You With a Free Premium Account and Lots of Stuff to Help You

You start with a short tutorial from the succubus hottie. She shows you the ropes and tells you how to make the girls that come by do naughty things for you. It’s not very easy! It’s like a full-time job working with these girls and making sure they’re happy. They have a few meters that you need to always keep track of: Happiness, Hunger, Bathroom, and Energy. Thankfully bathroom isn’t the nasty stuff, though, you know, that might not be so bad if it were. Bathroom means bathing. You want your cuties to be squeaky clean or they might get upset! If hunger gets low you need to feed them snacks or whip something up in the kitchen. Happiness goes up when you touch them, give them gifts, or play games with them. But all of those activities drain energy! The only way to get energy back is to let you babe get her beauty sleep or pay for a time warp or energy drink to keep her up and at it.

Pay to Speed Things up or Wait Forever

This is where things get tricky. As you know, I don’t have much money except what my mom gives me every week for allowance. This is one of those freemium games with a lot of microtransactions. It’s all set around timers. Your waifus actually need to sleep for upwards of 8 hours in real-time before they are up and at it. At the start, they are pretty generous with free time warps, but those run out fast. And, gosh, I just had to start paying. I need my cutie girlfriend to be up and awake with me for hours, not minutes.And everything else takes time too. Eating and bathing both take a good few minutes each when you start getting higher than level 1 or 2. They give you a “premium” account for a couple of days that boosts all of your gifts and affection points, but you’ll have to pay a separate price for that when it’s all over.But enough about the money. There are other cool features you need to know about. You can play a bunch of mini flash games with your waifu to make her like you more. These are pretty fun little games, but they are pretty tough. But your whole goal is to level up your waifu.

Level Up Your Waifus to Get Hot Sex Scenes

Each level gives you a hot animated sex scene! I fapped probably a dozen times to the one of Sakaki in the shower. Ugh, she’s a goddess. But it gets harder and harder to unlock these. You have to complete specific tasks that will take you hours if not days to finish. So, unless you nut super quickly like I do, you might be left a little high and dry in between.There are plenty of ways to busy yourself in the meantime, though they aren’t very sexy. You can decorate your house, buy new outfits, play other mini-games, and stuff like that. You can also revisit any past sex scene for a good fap. That’s usually what I do. And, if you get super invested like I did, then you can participate in special events and challenges that will unlock new cutie waifus. I can’t wait until I unlock Andrea. She looks like a cute elf girl that will drive me wild.

Great Mobile App

And the mobile version is great. They have an app and everything. Now I can login and take care of my waifus without leaving the comfort of my bed, not that I ever do. I have my computer set up right next to it with a big bottle of lotion and tissues within reach. The app gives you access to all of the same features and options as the desktop one does, plus it tracks your progress across both! So you can play on whichever one you want.

ThePornGeek’s Favorite Features

I can finally...finally have a girlfriend. Even if this as close as I ever get to touching a real boob or kissing a girl on the lips, then that might be enough for me. Sometimes you just have to settle. And this game lets me live out all of my fantasies. I get to shower cute girls with gifts, bathe them, make them dinner, and do everything a good nice guy boyfriend like me would do. I wouldn’t even mind if they saw other guys like ThePornDude. So what if she’s cucking me for someone better? At least I still get to cuddle up next to her big hentai boobies at night.

ThePornGeek’s Suggestions

I think the game costs a little too much, especially for people like me on a budget. To get anywhere you’re going to have to pay for coins, gems, or whatever to keep the game going. Otherwise, you’re sitting there for upwards of 8 hours while your hottie girlfriends sleep. And you can only do a few minutes of stuff with them after before they need more sleep! It’s just too tedious, and that’s coming from the guy who doesn’t leave his room all day. Even I have standards, kind of.

ThePornGeek’s Final Thoughts

Overall, this was a great game. I couldn’t get enough of caring for my little darling anime cuties. I only wish it were less expensive. I would play and fap to it even more. But that’s okay. It’s still a fun game on its own, but you’ll want to fap to other hotties in the meantime. I just hope that one day I’ll have real babes of my own to kiss and have sex with like ThePornDude does. I bet this game will make me just like him if I keep playing and seducing girls!