9Hentai

9 Hentai! If you're a real connoisseur of porn like me, the PornGeek, then you probably love you some hentai. I don't know what is it about hentai, but something's magical about it. Maybe it's their boobs, perhaps it's their magical and tremendous asses, but that's not important. The important thing here is that I have this great site called 9Hentai.com, and today we are going to see what's it like and how it works together. If this sounds interesting and exciting to you, then stick around and read it to the end, because I'm definitely going to bless you with some fantastic info. I may be a weaker writer than ThePornDude, but hentai is my passion, and I'll try my best to do it right. Now without boring you with the long-ass intro, let's just get right on it and see what 9Hentai.com has to offer. Alright?

The first impression

9Hentai.com looks precisely how you would expect it to look. Pitch-black background and lots of hentai comics all over the site, just filling it until there's no more space left. And I like it that way for a couple of reasons. First, it leaves no space for annoying ads, and second, it reminds me of my high school's library. It was the place where I could hide from the bullies while also focusing on my education. Unfortunately, that didn't go well, because I never went to college, and I got beaten up so regularly that half of what I learned went right out the window. But I don't want to complain too much, because this site certainly offers some good options, and I should be happy about that. You see, I've been trying to learn how to be satisfied because they say that positive thinking is good for you. And they also say that you attract exactly what you fear, so yeah. Ahhhh, I'm afraid of sex! Ahhhh, I'm so scared of ThePornDude's legendary writer status! Fuck!

Navigation

As far as the navigation goes, it's pretty practical and straightforward. You have a few highly convenient options, and that's it. You can search for various categories/tags, and you can also find exciting artists, characters, and a couple of other things too. It basically lets you explore the site to it's fullest, you know. Just like how you should explore life, but here I am. All alone in a dark and empty room, simply because I made a shit load of bad choices in my life. But, that can all be easily solved, I just need to get my shit together. And I'll never do that as long as I'm addicted to sites like 9Hentai.com and as long as I live with my white trash family. But, it is what it is, and you can't change it. At least not for now, but we'll see what's going to happen in the future.For example, if you don't want to browse 9Hentai.com, and you just want a random manga to appear, you can simply press the button that says 'random.' Huh, a random fact about me - I once peed my pants in a supermarket accidentally, and then I had to go and ask to use the staff bathroom because I didn't want my dad to find out and punish me when we get home. Unfortunately, this didn't happen when I was a kid if you know what I mean... But, uh, let's, uh, not talk about that, okay? Simply because I want to avoid the embarrassment and you want other information too. For example, if you have a favorite character, you can also press that button too and find different characters to watch. I'm also not that interesting as a character neither, and that's why the focus shouldn't be on me. At least they used to say that to me back in the days.You can also search by most viewed, most fapped, newest, and what's popular right now on 9Hentai.com. Those are just some exciting little features that you do not want to leave unused because they are too fantastic. If we're talking about the most fapped, we can also use me as an example, and my dick too. And trust me, you do not want to joke around with fapping. Do you have any idea how fucked up and embarrassing hospital visitations in the middle of the night are? Especially when you swallowed your dad's Viagra and your erection lasted for longer than six hours? Everyone in the hospital knows you don't have a girlfriend because you're regular there for the same problems, again and again. They even stopped asking me the 'are you sexually active' question because they know that I'm not.

The perks

The biggest perk, if you ask me, is the fact that everything's free. You don't have to pay for the content, but you can register on this site and become a regular member of it, which is fantastic. It gives you freedom, and it lets you determine how you want to use 9Hentai.com. Unfortunately, in life, you don't always get choices as good as on 9Hentai.com, because that's the way it is. You can be like me, complaining, or you can shut the fuck up and continue with your life. I'm bad at the second option, but at least I'm trying to be better! That has to count, right? Otherwise, I don't know what I would do. I have a lot of obstacles and nothing in my favor, and I'm just trying to become the legend in the porn world like ThePornDude. Will I ever live to see it happen? That's what we will find out.

The categories or tags, whatever really

On 9Hentai.com, you don't have categories exactly, but you have tags. And it's the same thing, practically. I think that with tags you get an even wider choice. And you'll find that that's the truth right away when you see how big the list of tags is. It's humongous, and you'll be surprised at what you can find. From armpit licking to a label called 'cow.' Simply 'cow.' Now I don't know what that is, but I won't be entering it, because I don't want the FBI knocking on my doors and asking various scary questions again. It was the worst experience ever, and it was when I visited the Deep web because of curiosity once. They say that the curiosity killed the cat, but I'm too big for a cat, and cats are generally more likable than me too.You see, the process is standard. When you click on a specific tag, it doesn't redirect you to any unknown place. Here, 9Hentai.com just immediately opens up a whole new list, filled with comics that are at least somehow related to the said tag. And if you want to read them, that's also easy, because if you have five usable fingers on your hand, you can just click on a comic, read it, and that's it. Nothing complicated, unlike my math classes in high school. I could never pass a goddamn test. The teacher said that that was because I have a slightly lower IQ than the average guy, but I don't believe in that. I think that she was just a stuck up bitch.

Registration and conclusion

If you want to, you can register. 9Hentai.com is excellent, its content is fire, it's free, the quality is fantastic, and everything else. So you literally have absolutely no reason to complain about anything. With that being said, I also don't see the reason why you wouldn't register. I mean, I even don't know the reason why my dad didn't come home for fifteen days, we were worried about him. He's home now, but I don't want to bore you with generally unpleasant details of my life that'll make us both cringe, right? So yeah. Basically, think of a username, type in your email, create a secure password, and you're good to go. You'll probably like it here anyway.It looks warm with its dark colors like they're ready to forgive you for your porn addiction. At least that's the kind of vibe that I'm getting from this site, you know? But it is generally a well-known fact that I often have stupid conclusions, so this one has to be good. In the end, this is one of the most beautiful sites that I've reviewed. I have no idea how this site manages to survive, but there are no ads, the content is top-notch, and the membership is free. If that's not everything you wanted in a hentai site, then why are you even here? You'd be better off paying outrageous prices for content somewhere else.