Hentai Fox! I don’t know if my fans know this about me, but I love hentai. I mean, I really, really love hentai. To a point where if a hentai character walked into my basement I’m not sure if I could be the true male feminist I have always been! I know! It’s blasphemy and goes against my very nature but it’s just a testament to the weakness of males. If a real hentai goddess put her juicy lips around mine and whispered sweet nothings in my ear one of two things would happen: I would ejaculate into my tighty whities or I would pass out from finally finding the one true goddess that has been deemed to be with me by the universe itself!Reading hentai lately has made me feel sad though. It has brought back melancholy memories of my beautiful Sheila – the hentai pillow that was buried in my backyard months ago. Trying to find her proved to be futile: putting the shovel to mother’s throat asking her where my wife is was useless as well. In the middle of the night, I began digging, letting the tears stream down my face as I searched for the corpse of my beautiful Sheila.After digging approximately 35 holes I finally found her but she had been ripped to shreds. There were teeth marks all over her beautiful body! Rushing into the family room I found mother’s sewing kit. I didn’t care if I woke her up! I knew I had to save my beautiful Sheila and bring her back to me once again!I began sewing her beautiful body back together again, not knowing how the poot I’m supposed to sew anyway. With every attempt at threading the needle, I stuck the needle deep into my fingers. I tried turning on the light to get a better look at what I was doing and when I did I noticed the needle was old and rusty. I looked down at my fingers: they were turning all types of weird colors! I later found out that my fingers had been infected from a 20-year-old rusty needle and I may have to have them chopped off to save my hand.
I blame it all on Sheila. I didn’t just bury her in the backyard again because that would have been too easy. I burned her pillow corpse while reading a cool new issue on HentaiFox.com. It’s one of the most amazing resources I’ve ever found for hentai but will you feel the same? Let’s find out together friend!
Sidebar on the homepage shows top rated, most favorited of the week
A convenient part of HentaiFox’s web design is choosing to include the top-rated and most favorited hentai issues of the week on the homepage. You will find these issues to the right in a sidebar and it makes it convenient to see what’s the hottest content of the week so you never miss out on what’s popular. The issues are displayed with colorful thumbnails that make it look like you could reach out and touch the issue off of a bookshelf yourself. Speaking of the thumbnails on HentaiFox…
Thumbnails are large
A hentai site has to utilize thumbnails appropriately – even more so than a free tube site or picture blog. Visitors need to know exactly what it is in the issues if they want to take the plunge and give them a shot and HentaiFox knows this. That’s why each thumbnail is not only large and detailed but you get the best of what the book is about. You won’t solely find hentai covers on HentaiFox: many of the issues showcase what the art of the book actually looks like. A poorly drawn hentai can destroy all interest in the book, so I’m glad to see that HentaiFox typically shows the art of the book in the thumbnail versus just the cover.HentaiFox uses covers a lot of the time for their thumbnails so if you’re on the fence about hentai you will just have to dive in and start reading. HentaiFox seems to use covers when the cover just kicks the llama’s buttocks or when it has name recognition. There seems to always be a reason for using a cover versus the inside of the book for thumbnails. In every case, I felt like I knew what the hentai was about and could make up my mind whether it was worth reading for me or if I should move on.
HentaiFox also offers video hentai
If you don’t feel like reading or you hate reading (and who in the ever-loving pepperoni pizza roll could hate reading hentai?!?) HentaiFox offers video hentai as well. With over 73 pages and a little under two dozen videos per page, there is plenty of tasteful and erotic hentai to view to titillate the senses. I found myself standing up and applauding many times over the course of my evening watching hentai on HentaiFox as I cheered on the artists’ ability to drawn beautiful creatures in such an artful way while uplifting the beautiful ladies in the videos even though I knew they weren’t real.In some way, the ladies in hentai – videos or literature, it doesn’t matter – are alive. When I watch or read them my psychic aura breathes life into them and for the moment they are living, breathing beings. I have even reached out and touched them before: they are cold to the touch but feel softer than mother’s bunion lotion. Someday, I will find a way to use my psychic abilities to conjure up beautiful hentai creatures to live with me for the rest of my life…
Huge tag list for literature
When I say the tag list at HentaiFox is huge I don’t mean it’s just partly large: it’s massive! You will find a couple of dozen tags per page across over 250 pages – that’s nearly unthinkable. Finding exactly what you want is accomplished just from the tags list alone. It’s fun just to browse it and see what types of tags you spot: some reminded me of sneaking off and reading hentai in the girl’s bathroom in junior high while others allow me to expand my horizons beyond my current hentai expertise. You will lose yourself in the best way possible browsing the tag list on HentaiFox and I cannot think of a hentai site that does this better!
Browse hentai based on character and artist
A neat little feature that HentaiFox offers is the ability to browse hentai based on the character and even the artist. When you want to read everything pertaining to a favorite character searching via character is obviously the best approach to the matter. It makes sense to offer this but allowing visitors to browse by the artist is a forward-thinking feature I never would have considered. Artists – especially hentai artists – have a fairly large following and to be able to find and read everything an artist has produced is a great way to absorb the hentai from some of your favorites.
Over 3050 pages of hentai to read
That’s right: over 3050 pages of hentai to read! I don’t have any idea how many actual issues that is, but when you consider that HentaiFox displays about a dozen issues on each page (though this may differ from page-to-page) be assured that you’re going to have access to thousands upon thousands of hentai issues to choose from! With new issues being added all the time, you would be hard-pressed to read everything offered at HentaiFox. In fact, I don’t think you could unless you install a cybernetic chip into your brain that allowed you to consume pages the moment you laid your eyes on them. That’s impossible now, but maybe not far from now…
Works great on mobile and desktop
Look, I’m going to be as blunt with my fans at ThePornDude is with his: I love reading hentai while pooping. Nothing squeezes my dumps out quite like watching gorgeous creatures double down on two humanoid falcons bent on impregnating every female in a dwarven village or a rainbow goddess pleasing an alien/human hybrid as he eats yet another moon from the planet Yusoff IV. It’s some of the most erotic yet mind-bending literature you will ever read and it’s for this reason alone that HentaiFox has my sincerest appreciation.HentaiFox works amazing on desktop – that much is true. But on mobile? It’s perfect. Finding the issues you want to read then reading takes literal seconds. Between the amount of time it takes to pull off your tighty whities and sit down on the toilet with your legs spread and your weenie taped to your belly so it doesn’t touch the inside of the toilet bowl and cause the pee-pee to fall off you can be reading the best hentai that HentaiFox has to offer!