Hentai 2 Read! The world needs to know the beauty of hentai! I have been saying this since I was a wee lad that found his first issue of hentai on an Internet forum way back before living in mother’s basement was seen as a negative attribute. Since then I’ve tried my darndest to tell everyone I know about the artistry of hentai. And it’s all art! It doesn’t matter if a tentacle monster is sliding its arms inside of a female or if a young boy is getting his weenie sucked off by a swamp monster; I will stress it once again:
It’s. All. Art.
That’s why when I came across Hentai2Read.com I knew I had to do something drastic. Plebes have laughed at me for too long when trying to seriously discuss hentai; worse, they’ve insulted the name of hentai long enough. I printed off a few of my faves and waited in my basement, stewing and jumping at the chance to pull off my master plan. Saturday afternoon finally came: the day of the annual elementary school end-of-summer festival. The entire community was going to be there and I knew this was my only chance to make my neighborhood respect the hentai genre.When the crowd was gathered for the annual costume contest, I crawled on top of a firetruck with a loudspeaker. I began reading hentai aloud and showing the crowd the pages, but I had not stopped to think that being that high up in the firetruck would keep everyone from being able to see what I was talking about. I made an executive decision and began explaining what was on the pages – from the lizard slowly sliding inside of a waitress to the waitress turning into a demon lord, switching the sex of the lizard, and impregnating him (well…now her).
I got to the part where a troll slides out of the lizard’s butthole and begins to touch himself when a police officer took his rifle filled with bean bags and shot me off the firetruck. I freefell for what felt like minutes and cracked my skull on the pavement. With blood trickling out of my head as I tightly clenched the pages of the tasteful hentai I was reading aloud, I felt a community of cats crawl over my face and begin to lick me tirelessly. Someone had at least enjoyed the hentai – it wasn’t humans, rather cats.“You are my people…” I said as I hugged a cat and tried to die. I awoke in mother’s basement because she said she couldn’t be bothered to take me to the hospital so I did the only thing worth doing at the moment: looking at more Hentai2Read. Is it worth the visit or should you look elsewhere? Come find out with me!
Staff picks on front page of site
I remember browsing my local book store and always looking at the staff picks. I’m not sure why because the type of noob toots they were into made me laugh hysterically every time I read their picks (one of the many reasons I’ve been banned). I can say with true confidence that if the staff over at Hentai2Read had been responsible for picking my local bookstores' books I wouldn’t have laughed at all. Instead, I would have got on one knee and bowed respectfully show my approval.The staff at Hentai2Read knows exactly what makes hentai great and their picks show. Highlighting the staff picks on the front page lets visitors know that these fellas know hentai and that you’re visiting a resource made for fans that know what makes hentai the magical genre that it is. I found myself just browsing the staff picks for a few hours, reading and soaking up what I had missed out on. I found myself uplifting these beautiful goddesses even though they were merely drawing; to me though, they’re real.
Easily join Hentai2Read’s Discord server
One of the things that is the most impressive about hentai is how close the community is. I remember one time I lost an issue of Girls Lacrosse Club and instead of a good friend on a forum buying me another copy he drew the whole thing scene-by-scene all from memory! He even turned it into a Sailor Moon crossover making it even better!Finding these types of elites can take forever but thankfully not anymore. Hentai2Read offers a Discord server that allows you to chat with the Hentai2Read community and there is always plenty of people to talk to. I had a great time chatting with members of the community about some of our favorite hentai and I have to say they all have great taste. I even told them about my mission to uplift females and they are all on board! These are real male feminists! Not a bunch of Chads that just want to stick it in any woman they see! Eww! Disgusting!
Lots of different sorting options
Finding the most popular and best hentai can be difficult if you don’t know where to look. Thankfully Hentai2Read makes it simple to find the best of what this great resource has to offer. Visitors can view hentai by most popular, trending, newest, top-rated, Yaoi-only (boy love hentai) Yuri-only (girl love hentai), or all.What you will find within is some of the greatest works of art found in literature. Yes, I will compare the top 10 top rated hentais with something as widely acclaimed as an Ernest Hemingway novel. The sorting options allow you to find not only some of the best hentai on Hentai2Read but just some of the best hentai ever written, period.When you don’t want to browse some of the most acclaimed works, it’s simple to find what’s new in the world of hentai. This makes Hentai2Read theoretically the only source you really need for hentai: the best and newest are here making it convenient to use it for all of you hentai reading needs.
Surprise button loads a random hentai
Hentai2Read has this habit of going above and beyond what hentai readers expect and delivering an experience that’s beyond convenient. The perfect examples of this are the little touches you will find while browsing Hentai2Read, specifically the random hentai button. You will see this button after the homepage loads and it’s the perfect way to dive in and start reading when you don’t know what to look for or you’ve read everything that’s new and acclaimed. It’s also a good way to simply find something new to read. When you can’t make up your mind this is a godsend. It may seem like a small feature but trust me: you will be reading more thanks to this thoughtful feature!
Recommended reading based on tags appears when reading issues
You know how when you’re uplifting beautiful goddesses on free tube sites and you’re given a slew of recommended videos to watch? Hentai2Read does the same thing for reading! Based on the tags of the current literature you are reading Hentai2Read shows similar literature to read afterward. It’s a great way to expand your horizons and find something else to read when you’ve out of issues that you are currently binging. It’s just one more way that Hentai2Read makes it easy to ensure you keep reading even when you don’t know where to turn next!
Powerful advanced search
Searching for hentai to read on other sites can be difficult. Even an alpha genius like ThePornDude would have trouble; if you know it’s a struggle for my man then it’s a problem for everyone. Hentai2Read solves this by offering a powerful advanced search feature that allows you to find whatever you want to read: if you can’t find it using the advanced search feature, it isn’t on Hentai2Read!The search function allows you to combine tags together to search for the type of content you want to read. Want to only read a hentai series that has been completed? Hentai2Read lets you do it. Want to read hentai that was released before or after a certain date? Hentai2Read makes it happen. Whatever hentai you want to read leave it to Hentai2Read to help you to find the perfect reading material!
Sidebar seems too cluttered at times
The only gripe I have about Hentai2Read – and it isn’t really a gripe moreso than an observation – is that the sidebar can seem a little too cluttered. Clicking the drop-down arrow on the directory, for example, can make it difficult to scroll up and down to find the right section to select. It’s very well laid out so it isn’t hard to find what you are looking for, it can just feel tedious at times. It’s the only thing I could find on Hentai2Read that needs to be fixed, and if that’s my only gripe that’s a true testament to how beautifully designed this resource actually is.