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Clip Hunter! It happened again. Mother has been coming down to the basement every night and putting lipstick on me and making me wear the prettiest, fluffiest, shiniest dresses you’ve ever seen. Then she puts a wig on me, makes me twirl around while listening to the soundtrack from Annie, and starts clapping hysterically. She knows every lyric to the soundtrack: the faster the beat of the music goes the faster and harder she claps and the faster I must spin.During the middle of the soundtrack, she brings out her bullwhip and starts whipping me if I don’t spin fast enough for her. Clapping and jumping up and down, she clenches the whip so hard her knuckles turn white. If I slow down for even a moment, she whips me so hard it draws blood. “Faster boy! You lazy shit! Spin! Spin! Spin! Spin!” Once the soundtrack is over I fall over in exhaustion, throwing up all over myself and feeling dizzy from the loss of blood.“Again! This time I want you smiling! Faster! Get up!” she says as she whips me. I have been doing this three times a night for the last week. Mother says next week we’re going to make it four, then five a day. Whatever it takes until I’m ready for what she’s referring to as, ‘the event,’ whatever that means. As I write this, she just left. I’m sitting here naked with lashes all over my body from the bullwhip and I’ll be honest: it makes me feel like masturbating. I want to load up a picture of a mature Asian woman serving a bowl of Ramen, get some grease from the egg roll of my leftover Chinese food, and rub it on my penis head until climax.Is that vulgar? Yes, it is. But I want to be truthful with you. The whipping turns me on so much I feel like with enough whips I could transform into the ultimate alpha like ThePornDude. As I flicked my rock hard weenie I found a site called Cliphunter that I think is going to appeal to you too. Is Cliphunter worth a visit or should you tend to your wounds and get ready for another day of whippings? Let’s find out together!
Solid array of sorting options
What I first noticed about Cliphunter is just how many sorting options there are! Especially when you are wanting to sort by the most popular videos anyway, Cliphunter allows you to view the most popular videos by day, week, month, year, and even what they call, ‘Hall of Fame.’ Hall of fame is naturally their most popular videos of all time and for good reason. When I clicked the most popular video of all time it was simply called, ‘The Gift.’ What a gift that video was!Staring at a lovely woman named Madison Ivy, I quickly found my penis becoming more erect than it had been since mother whipped me with her bullwhip while I spun around in a dress. I flicked the head of my penis to make sure my eyes were not deceiving me. My little ghost weenie had never been this big before and I thought maybe a spider had come down and bit it. I flicked the head of it, wondering if the actual web would shoot out as if I was becoming Spider-Man. It didn’t, but I shot out a handful of sperm just from one flick of my penis head.I cleaned myself off by wiping my mess on my bedsheets and came back to stare at this Madison Ivy. Her voice made the hair on my neck shine brightly like I had put glitter all over it. Her confidence to throw her clothes off and seduce a man made me feel like putty in her hands. I wanted her to mold me into whatever man she wanted me to be. She could wrap me in a nice little clay ball and put me inside of her anus while she walks around all day. I would live in there like a gerbil would, listening to her butthole pulse with every step she took; with every step, I would feel closer to her. Please, Madison Ivy, make me your putty, take me from this hell that is mother’s basement, give me a new lease on life!A ton of full length videos
It is a special treat when you spot a full-length video on a free tube site. I only have the funds to watch full-length uplifting female videos whenever I can find a chance to steal mother’s credit cards (so I’ve started opening up credit cards in her name without her knowledge but don’t tell her!). I did not have to do that this time because Cliphunter has a large variety of full-length clips available for free!No premium service here: just good, solid videos of women showing off their self-confidence to teach us, men, a lesson or two! The white knight light in me was shining bright the first night I found Cliphunter! I couldn’t stop staring at the beautiful creatures that were on the Hall of Fame section, salivating at the thought of being able to compliment any of these females at least once in my life. Watching these women take control of the men in their lives is always inspiring and I for one applaud them for making me want to be a better male feminist each and every day!Playlists when you are in a mood
A trend I have noticed is just how many free tube sites have playlists on them nowadays. It’s one I am pleased to see and one I’m even more pleased to see on Cliphunter. When you are in a mood and you do not know what to watch, going over to the playlists section is a great way to find the perfect video for the moment. For example, I knew I wanted to watch mature Asian women take care of the man in their life but I didn’t know what video would give me that.I went to an all-Asian playlist on Cliphunter and before I knew it I was watching an Asian grandmother giving her man a foot massage inside of their hotel. He appreciated it so much like a good male feminist that she tugged on his big thick weenie until he threw her down on the bed and porked her mercilessly! I was taken aback for a moment but then I thought, “who am I to judge what a happy couple does when it’s just them together? Just look at how young her man is! They are probably broadening each other’s horizons!”I was so inspired by the progressiveness of the video I subscribed to a few feminist podcasts. Then went well with the afternoon pizza pockets I bought with my welfare check. What a day for forward-thinking humans like myself and the beautiful multi-generational couple in the video!Can watch on mobile, desktop, PS4, and Xbox One!
Cliphunter works flawlessly on mobile and desktop. But not only can you watch Cliphunter on these platforms, you can also watch on PS4 and Xbox One! When I saw you could watch Cliphunter on Xbox One, I laughed my butthole off! What kind of gamer is going to buy an Xbox One when everyone knows that only true gamers play Japanese RPGs anyway? And you think the Xbox One is going to get Japanese RPGs?!? *Scoffs and leans over laughing maniacally* Don’t be ridiculous you dolt!I walked over to my 13-inch television and hooked up my PS4, still laughing at the ridiculousness of anyone actually buying an Xbox One? What would they play, sports games? I laughed so hard at this I actually pissed my tighty whities. They leaked on my PS4 and the urine seeped into the power cord port, making it short-circuit and not work anymore! Damnit! Damnit all to hell! You mean to tell me I can no longer play Dragon Quest or any of my favorites? Damn, damn, damnit all to hell!So I snuck over to a neighbor’s house and tried it on their PS4. It worked flawlessly! The only problem is I was drug out of the house with a belt around my neck. To be honest, though, I kind of liked it. Maybe I will trespass again soon. And hey: I found out that Cliphunter works on the only true console, the PS4!Needs more categories
The only downside I found while browsing Cliphunter is that it needs a few more categories. When other free tube sites feature a laundry list of categories to choose from, it would be a good idea for Cliphunter to have a few more under its belt. Not the kind of belt I’ve been beaten with as a child but a good belt: a good content direction belt if you will. With a few more categories Cliphunter can have a broader reach more than ever before and it would be a swell thing.It works on the greatest console of all time, the PS4. It needs more categories to do it justice! Just imagine: playing Persona 5 only to be able to switch to Cliphunter (often misspelled as "cliphunters", "cliphinter", "cluphunter" and "cliohunter") and look up beautiful females performing mating rituals dressed up in Vulcan attire. If Cliphunter had a cosplay category, I would almost commission a beautiful woman to make that video for me. Who would I choose: Madison Ivy or that elderly Asian woman that does mothers nails at the salon every Wednesday? Gee whiz guys I’ve never been good with decisions I don’t know what to pick *tilts head, scratches chin, tilts glasses down, smiles like a Cheshire cat, shrugs shoulders*!- View most popular videos by: day, week, month, year, or hall of fame.
- Many of the videos on Cliphunter are full-length clips
- View playlists based on the type of mood you are in
- You can watch Cliphunter on desktop, mobile, and even Xbox One and the superior PS4!
- Could use more categories (I vote for a cosplay section)
