NSFW247

NSFW on Snap aka NSFW247 aka NSFW snapchats! If you’d like a new site to explore, and a new website where you can see many girls who are willing to perform the most depraved and perverted sexual acts, then you should probably pay attention to what I’m about to say. I mean, okay, maybe I’m not that important for you to listen to me, but I think we can work something out when you see what I have to say about this godforsaken place. If this sounds like something you’d be willing to check out, then you’re welcome. My name is PornGeek, and let’s dive into this right away!

First look

Any site that’s involved with Snapchat creeps me the fuck out right away. And that’s not because I have no one to keep me company in these cold, long nights. It’s actually because, with Snapchat, everything suddenly gets real, you know? It’s not only porn and whatnot, but it’s also actually real people — real girls selling their nudes and feet pictures for money. And believe me when I tell you, I don’t have anything against that, I’m just expressing my jealousy because I have no money myself. And this site is very much involved with Snapchat.

Plus its color is also black, and if you combine it with what I’ve previously said, it just makes the site look like a collection of serial assaulter victims, or like a dungeon where he takes them. But it’s not all bad since navigation is at least neat. NSFW247.to lets you browse sexual content carefully collected from a whole bunch of sites, and it also lets you browse by models as well. And in my opinion, these two are the essential characteristics that a website should have.

Navigation

As I’ve previously said, NSFW247.to lets you explore both by sites and models. About the websites that you can explore… Well, there are a lot of them. Some of them are Snapchat, Chaturbate, Manyvids, Patreon, and many others. These sites I found in the trending section, which automatically lets you know what they’re all about. But what do I know about trending, right? The only thing that’s trending in my house is ramen noodles and dried tomato slices because I simply don’t have the means or the money to acquire anything else to eat.

So yeah, that was the trending. One thing, though. For example, I clicked on the Chaturbate trending and found a video that I liked. But, when I tried to access it, all I got was a bunch of ads. No fucking video. So, yeah, maybe NSFW247.to should either fix their shit, or they’re totally going to fail as a site.

Of course, when you get to the models’ page, you realize right away that these aren’t your regular mainstream models. These are usually sex cam or Snapchat models here, which sucks balls absolutely. Mainly because their content is almost always exclusive. And you have to jump through hoops that are lit on fire in order to see it. Well, guess what? I’m not in the position to jump any hoops since I can barely walk for two minutes without getting choked up because of the lack of breath. So yeah, I’m not going to explore that any further, because I’m going to get severely disappointed. Don’t listen to me though, you know Imma have to click on one of the models, to give you a better review. If I’m already aware that I’ll never be better than ThePornDude, I might as well give it my best not to totally suck, right?

Okay, this isn’t even porn by now. First of all, I clicked on one of NSFW247.to’s models and went to check out one of her videos. Well, the video did luckily work but listen to this. I got three ads for a forty-eight-second video. What the fuck? If I wanted to be interrupted during my beat off session, I’d just go masturbate behind the supermarket dumpsters again and listen to people telling me to fuck off. I’m getting repeatedly disappointed by this site, and my heart can’t take it anymore. It’s already damaged by my lack of exercise and my mother’s cigarette smoking.

The perks

You get absolutely no perks. In fact, you get quite the opposite, if that’s possible. I know that we will talk about the registration process later, but since this is the perks section, I have to mention part of it here. When you decide to register to NSFW247.to, you get two options. Either you can choose the free membership, and if you do, they literally openly tell you that you’ll get bombarded in the face with ads, and you can’t download videos. Ads before videos, ads during them, and after, and with no download as well. And guess what? You have to wait thirty days longer than other members to see a new video.

Who the fuck would want to register to that? Imagine if I put ads on my reviews repeatedly? I’d imagine some of you would try to hunt me down and kill me, and trust me. You would succeed. I can’t run nor defend myself, so you might as well go ahead because it’s all the same at this point. I know other porn sites that offer better free options than this one, and they have better content as well, so yeah.

The categories

What’s pretty much retarded here is that they don’t even have categories here. They have different sites, and they brand these as categories. Okay, I get it, getting videos of girls peeing can be exciting from time to time, but still, don’t try to screw with your visitors like that. It almost reminds me of my dad trying to play emotional games with me, telling me that we will go outside to play ball, and then he disappears for thirty days, leaving my mom and me alone. And when he comes back, he is always under the influence of drugs, and he brings me like some minor shit just to keep my mouth shut. And yet somehow, it still works… God…

Anyways, yeah, the categories are sites, which is weird, but actually, maybe it will be cool. If you decide to check out some of them, you realize that this is the same shit as their trending section, just more significant, because here you have everything. And if you actually scroll for a bit, you can find some interesting content that’s worth paying for, simply because this is literally amateur porn, but even more natural. So if you’re into natural things, go ahead. Look at me. I’m all-natural, just skin and bones, and yet no one’s paying any attention to me. It’s sad, but I’m used to it by now. Sometimes my grandma would slap my ass as I pass by though, but it always creeps me the fuck out. What does she want? At this point I would fuck anything though, but still…

Registration and conclusion

And now we’re here, at the registration section. Of course, you’ve already heard about the lack of perks for the regular, free membership. But here, we will discuss the things and perks you get if you decide to go for the premium membership after all. If you do buy the membership, not only do they remove all the ads for you, you’ll also be in direct contact with the admin. Of course, you also get access to all of their videos, and there are over seven thousand of them. Also, you’ll get the ability to download them and watch them in the highest quality possible as well. And get this? All of that for 6 dollars a month and thirty dollars for six months. If you want something in between, you can pay seventeen dollars for three months too.

Trust me. This is actually a great offer. Even more significant than all of the offers I’ve ever seen combined, although I am biased and will always choose the cheaper option. That’s simply because I’m trying to use my money wisely, I don’t have a lot of it. That’s probably because I’m broke and a bit jealous of people who can actually afford some good porn. If you can, please buy me a membership too, because my hands are getting a bit rusty these days. Anyways, this was that new PornGeek review. If you liked it, please, stick around, because there’s more to come. I have to earn ThePornDude’s respect. Otherwise, I won’t feel accomplished.