CamWhoresTV! I feel conflicted. On one hand, it upsets me that so many ladies feel like they need to show off their pee-pees to earn a paycheck. I feel that women should not only earn as much as a man but they should earn more! They get to be pregnant and have babies! They store milk in their boobies! Sometimes I wish I was a woman just so I could play with the milk. Maybe I would drink it if I needed a late-night snack. I wouldn’t wake up mother and she wouldn’t have to lock me in the basement at night.On the other hand, these ladies do something to my penis that not many females do. My wiener hasn’t been this big since I binged the subbed version of the anime starring a group of high schoolers trying to become the next big K-Pop group. That says a lot about how much I enjoyed my time at Camwhores. It made me lose the guilt for a second of watching females show off their boobies and crotch pockets for money. By the time that guilt had come back, my weenie had already sneezed out a puddle of sex glop.I felt so bad that I relieved my penis to a female that was showing off her body for money! If I’m going to be the official male spokesman of the #MeToo movement in the gated community where I live with mother I need to be a better example. Sometimes you have to take a stand for something bigger than yourself, something that’s right. So I took out mother’s credit card and hid it under my pillow.When I figure out the max I’m going to give it all to the female that I…finished myself to so she knows that not all guys are disgusting pigs. ‘Let your wings spread sister,’ is what I will say to her when I donate it. If I can find her address I am going to send her a copy of my #MeTooMale tattoo (logo inside of a bright pink heart with lightning bugs swirling around it) I designed on rice paper and ask her if she likes it.I wonder if ThePornDude would like it? He is so fucking cool and I know if I be like him I will finally lose my virginity. That is why when I was looking at Camwhores I knew I had to review it in the same style as PornDude. I am getting better and soon we will be equals! It’s like in that one anime where the good guy teams up with the other guy that isn’t bad but has a chip on his shoulder and they join forces to become the ultimate team: PornDude is the good guy, I am the mysterious male with a chip on his shoulder. Well enough about what a good team we’d make, here is the review!
Easy to look at all the live cams
I will admit that when it comes to looking around a site for the first time I’m not very good at it. I get lost easy even IRL. Mother has to guide me back to the basement sometimes when I come up for mealtime so I’m bad with directions. But I figured out how to use Camwhores very easily! You can arrange the cams by popular, latest, top, and most viewed. Be careful when you choose to arrange live cams based on the top though. I saw a female…inserting a…well it was a dildo okay? She put it into her…pussy (I’m so sorry ladies for using this kind of language) and was screaming… oh, I don’t know if I can even say it. If the chat monitoring program is still on mother I’m sorry please let me eat tonight! She said, ‘fuck that cunt baby fuck that cunt’ as she slammed her device into herself. I was so turned on but that was so graphic! I came in my tighty-whities a few seconds later.
Not just live cams
You can also look at pre-recorded videos ladies post. Some of these videos may have been from shows, others are from the ladies’ own personal collection. Sorting these is the same as with the live cams. I found myself looking at the least popular videos most of the night to give the ladies that haven’t got as much attention a much-needed ego boost. I may just be a nice guy but I will go out of my way to make a female feel good about herself! I plan to give some of the money once my next welfare check comes through!One thing I liked was the site listed how many terabytes of content was on Camwhores. I think ThePornDude and I should team up once they hit 1 petabyte. We could give away a lifetime subscription to a cloud backup service. When mother and I volunteer to wash hair for the old people at the nursing home I always tell them that backing up your data is more important than a will in the 21st century. Mr. Beckman even agreed and he always tells it like it is.When I wash the skin fat behind his testicles, Mr. Beckman becomes the most honest man I’ve ever met. I feel bad for him at times. When his dementia gets worse I’m thinking about dressing up in his dead wife’s dress and…servicing him to give him a taste of what he used to have with his beloved wife. It’s the least I could do for a kind soul like Mr. Beckman.
Filter options lets you find the female you want to encourage
Most men have a preference for the type of female they want to look at. I think they are all beautiful and have worth so I’m a few astral planes above that. I can thank my Hentai pillow for getting me there and seeing a woman for what she truly is. But if you haven’t reached that plane like I have and have preferences you can select the type of female you want to view.I had a great time choosing to watch lovely ladies only from the United States that had an athletic body. To do this, I had to choose, ‘Top Cams’ and filter my options from where. To see a woman that is so motivated to improve her body and comfortable with it was so inspiring I started to weep a little!But if that isn’t your thing you can select other types of cam models to choose from. From BBWs to housewives to ladies that are bald, blonde, brunette, bi-sexual, and so on. Camwhores gives you plenty of filters to find that perfect cam model, but I wish they had just one category called, ‘Brave and Bold,’ because that’s what every woman deserves to be called!
Tags are confusing
The bottom of the page has a list of tags that lets you find cam models that will make your weenie harder. These tags were kind of confusing though. I saw plenty of tags that looked familiar but a lot of them belonged to usernames. It was hard to find something I wanted to watch based on just the tags alone. It dawned on me that it is easier to go to Camwhores blindly and find a female to view via Top Cams and using the filter option as mentioned above instead of reading pages and pages of uncategorized tags. It was a pain trying to find a female to raise up and compliment by only browsing through the tags!
Go into a private show with ease
If you have enough money you can request a private session with a lady of your choice. I borrowed mother’s debit card and used it to get a few tokens to request a private show and it was easy and couldn’t have been more painless. Once the request has been accepted, your tokens start to slowly dwindle according to how much the model charges per minute. I chose a beautiful American woman but my tokens ran out in two minutes and she said she didn’t give a… flip about House Greyjoy from Game of Thrones anyway and I should pay attention to her…well I can’t use derogatory language like that but let’s say it rhymes with the word, ‘goosey.’
Chatroom gives you the option of making new friends
I had the Greyjoys on the brain so I decided to try and take this conversation to the chatroom. It seems like the perfect way to make new friends on Camwhores when you don’t want to stare at a naked woman. When I brought it up nobody responded though except someone named, ‘AnalFucker6909’ (sorry mother if your Internet monitoring software is on I didn’t come up with the name) who called me a (again…sorry mother), ‘dumb fucking faggot that should suck my own cock.’I left the chatroom to hug Sheila, my female Hentai pillow. My feelings were hurt.
Mobile site is easy to use though
When mother finally gives me my cell phone back I cannot wait to visit Camwhores again! If I’m in the back of the van waiting for her to pick up my fast food or I’m hanging out in the bathroom at the doctor’s office I can find plenty of women to shower with compliments and tips. Who knows: maybe by being a nice guy someone will see me for what I really am. I’m a real catch, people like me, and I’d be a great husband to one of these cam models. If I can catch the attention of one of them, I’m asking them to marry me.