FoxHQ

Fox HQ! I recently popped the first boner of my life after putting suntan lotion on mother’s backside. I was unsure what this said about me. Sure, I knew I was attracted to mature ladies that want to dedicate their lives to taking care of me but I thought that was regulated to Asian beauties. It turns out not even the beautiful yellow beauts from the land of the rising sun could give me an erection like this! What does it say about me and do I want to have sex with my own mother? The words made me sick just to even think about!

To find some answers I snuck into the nursing home where my great aunt used to live (she died from a bowl of cereal falling on her head, snapping her feeble neck). The facility had a gym. I snuck into the back part of the facility and entered the gym, pretending to be a trainer. No one bought it for a moment though because yes I am overweight and obviously I’ve never used gym equipment before. I would need another way to test if my strange boner came from touching an old person’s skin or if I just want to hopefully pork my own mother.
I exited then snuck back in five minutes later dressed as a nurse. I found a redheaded older lady that was trying to stretch.

“I will help you with that,” I told her. She didn’t hear me so I grabbed her leg and allowed her to stretch in my arms. I didn’t feel anything. I allowed her to stretch a few more times, with the last time asking her to bend over forward. My penis was touching her buttocks and I thought maybe I would want to plow her butthole or something. Nope, nothing. I touched her backside to give her a pat because that is what ‘spot buddies,’ or whatever they are called do.

When I touched her sweaty back, my weenie became instantly erect!

The sweat was the answer! I sniffed her sweaty backside and even stuck my tongue out a little, telling her I was giving her a quick, ‘post-stretch examination.’ Oh, my face could have been down there for hours! I quickly ran away, ran past the used towel hamper, then immediately ran back to grab every sweaty towel I could find.

I sprinted out of the nursing home with towels in-hand and…I screwed them. Yes, friends, I put my penis inside each sweaty towel and had sex with them while sniffing another sweaty towel. I came so much I could feel ThePornDude standing and applauding. It put me in the mood so much I had to uplift the beauties for 12-hours straight over at FoxHQ.com Will you get the same satisfaction I did from visiting FoxHQ? Find out with me!

Know what you are getting

This is a picture blog that curates pictures of beauties. It isn’t a free tube site or an image dump so don’t expect to have it organized in that manner. What you are getting is a blog that showcases thousands of adult images – with a few videos here and there – on full display for your uplifting pleasure. Each lovely lady has their own post where you can view a handful of their pictures within. Viewing an even higher resolution photo is as easy as clicking on the image and viewing it in full screen on your favorite device. The images are such great quality just from the embedded images alone though you really don’t need to click on an image to get a good glimpse of it.

That’s one of the things FoxHQ does best. You never feel like you are just seeing a portion of an image from within each blog post. Each image is fully displayed inside each post making it easy to see everything that FoxHQ has to offer with just a few clicks. It’s super easy and painless to view all of the content that’s offered!

Over 1700 pages of adult images

FoxHQ has been around a long time and it shows. Its archives go all the way back to 2006 for crying out loud! That’s so long ago oh my goodness! FoxHQ offers over 1700 pages of adult images – yes, pages! Each page at least offers a few models to look at; each post has several images to look at. I’m not certain how many images FoxHQ actually has on the site but it’s at least several thousand. It’s going to take you a long time to look at every one of them (though I’m sure I can live up to the challenge!) so if erotic adult images are what you are after you’ve come to the right place.

Let me just say that it is also so much easier to telepathically uplift beautiful angels by focusing on images instead of videos. Although videos are more active, with a picture I can stare at a beauty for an hour and focus on the psychic aura I will be using to uplift her. It doesn’t take nearly as much effort to uplift such beautiful ladies meaning I can uplift more in a night using just images than I can video. If you’re new to the male feminist movement of telepathically praising women FoxHQ may be a good place to start.

Over 300 pages of galleries featuring popular adult models

I haven’t even touched on how many galleries FoxHQ offers! While I lost count, take solace in the fact that there are over 300 pages of galleries! There are plenty of galleries to choose from each of which has a breathtaking model that will have you uplifting them until your brains feel like they want to pop out! It’s a nice touch that FoxHQ didn’t have to provide but the galleries add a little something extra among the sea of endless blog posts featuring gorgeous beauties. Open a gallery and become amazed at the perfection that you will find on display!

Large detailed pictures

Although you can browse the homepage without ever clicking on a blog post (there are so many beautiful images on the homepage it’s nice just to browse from page-to-page) clicking on the blog post will allow you to view every image pertaining to the post. Sometimes this redirects you to another site (more on that in a moment) while other times you will see images hosted directly on FoxHQ. As I said previously, because the images are large and detailed you really don’t need to click on any of them within the post to view a larger portion of the photo since they’re already displayed in such a large, hi-res format. This is a great way to quickly view multiple pictures across FoxHQ and I for one am pleased they have continued to post high-resolution photos instead of tiny thumbnails to save on bandwidth.

Sometimes sources images from other blogs

This isn’t a bad thing though it may surprise you when it first happens. On most blog posts you will find that FoxHQ hosts their own images. For example, when clicking on a blog post you will find several images of a lovely lady but will notice that you are still on FoxHQ’s site. Other times you will click on a blog post and will be redirected to another site. In the case of the angelic beauty Austin Kincaid I clicked on FoxHQ’s blog post to view more images and was redirected to more of her images on Heyman Hustle. It’s curated content which means you get some of the best that the Web has to offer. It isn’t a pop-up, it’s just the nature of FoxHQ!

No categories or tags to search by

Unfortunately, FoxHQ doesn’t allow visitors to search by categories or tags. Again, it’s a blog so this is expected but it would still be convenient to have the option. When the point of FoxHQ is to browse and stare at beautiful angels all day instead of watching them hump some Chad though I suppose you have to go into the site with certain expectations. Even so, I would have still liked to have been able to look at images of only mature females. They only have a little bit of time left on this earth so what are we waiting for? Let’s all join hands together as a species and uplift these amazing ladies to give them the will to keep doing what they do best: being lovely!