MatureTube! If you know anything about me then you will know that one of my weaknesses is a confident mature female that wants to take my virginity. There is something about an older female that makes me penis want to squirt semen into them. I know that is not a male feminist way of thinking about such a beautiful creature, but my mind tells me one thing and my tiny little ghost penis says totally different things. It is as if my penis and brain are conflicted with one another at times. I don’t know anyone else who has these types of difficulties, I think I may be the only one in existence that has a brain inside of his weenie.The brain in my penis began to cloud my head’s brain’s judgment earlier this week when one of mother’s friends came over to play a few rounds of Bridge. They both got blackout drunk off gin mixed in grape drink like they always do, and I took this as an opportunity to practice my stealth maneuvers. Mother’s friend immediately had to run to the bathroom for some reason or another, and I ran under the house to take a peek at something magical.You see, I drilled a few holes under the floor of mother’s bathrooms so I could spy on her friends from time-to-time. This is one of those times and I witnessed this beauty take off all of her clothes, exposing her 80-year-old breasts and vagina, and take the biggest dump I’ve ever seen a person take. The smell was so offensive I could not stop vomiting on myself but seeing the naked old bird sitting there on the toilet pooping her brains out gave me the biggest erection of my life. It was so huge I snapped a picture to send to ThePornDude; huge mistake! She heard my shutter and accused mother of hiring spies to watch her, so I had to stay under the house until the coast was clear. I jumped on Maturetube.com in the meantime, and I’m not afraid to admit I shot a tiny trickle of semen (I think) into my undies. What an afternoon!
Millions of videos to choose from
With Maturetube being a porn aggregator it seems natural to say that the site has a ton of videos. That is to be expected, but Maturetube doesn’t just have thousands and thousands of videos: they have millions! Over 40-million to be exact and that number continues to climb as new videos are added to the sources Maturetube uses and they are cataloged by the aggregator.You’re going to have more than enough content to view over at Maturetube. That sounds like a ridiculous thing to say because of course, you are: who in their right mind could possibly watch every kind of content that Maturetube has to offer. You would have to be an android to be able to absorb everything, though I don’t think even a robot-like C3-PO could absorb everything without having a robotic aneurysm.
Red hot mature videos!
One would think that it would be difficult to find so many videos surrounding mature adult content. Although there is a ton out there, who would think that you could find just as many mature videos as other porn aggregators that don’t specialize in any theme? There are millions of videos to be seen over on Maturetube and that number is growing all the time! So if you were hoping that a day would come where you could find a resource that would allow you to view millions of mature females showing off the best parts of themselves (besides their brains and personality, of course) then your prayers have been answered!Plus, the videos are just so gosh-darned hot. I felt my penis growing as I looked at a thumbnail of a beautiful goddess showing her low cut shirt. Once I clicked on it, my weenie oozed what little semen it could muster. But because I orgasmed to mother’s friend earlier in the day, my penis ached and screamed at me as I screamed in agony. It was like passing thousands of tiny needs through my penis, and it made me never want another orgasm again...
Good translation options on the homepage
I have seen this as a trend among other porn aggregators, and it is good to know that despite being an aggregator for primarily mature content that Maturetube is still sensible and using the best features of other aggregators like it. From the top of the homepage, you will notice that you can choose between various languages. Clicking on one of them will translate Maturetube to your preferred language. This is a great option that I’m super glad to see on other aggregators, as it ensures that you are able to browse and look at everything that Maturetube has to offer. Nobody should have to miss out on such a compelling mature resource as Maturetube just because of the language barrier: now you don’t have to!
Thumbnails show what to expect in the video
Borrowing from other best practices as other porn aggregators, Maturetube also provides thumbnails that are detailed, crisp, and easy on the eyes, They perfectly show what you can expect when you click on a video on Maturetube. This is great because it ensures there’s no mystery surrounding what is in store for you. Before clicking on a thumbnail, you’re going to know what is in store for you before the source site loads – a very good option when you’re unfamiliar with certain sources or just want to know that the thumbnail is accurately reflective of the content. A good design choice no matter which way you spin it.
Choose sexual orientation from homepage
Another trend I have found in not only porn aggregators but free tube sites and adult sites, in general, is the option to choose your sexual orientation from the homepage. As I have said to acquaintances and mother many times, if you are gay nobody wants to see a bunch of MILF vaginas and breasts on the screen. It would be like a dog seeing cat videos littering a site. How gross for them! Or if you are straight, you don’t want to see two non-Chads snaking their old weiners between one another’s legs and sliding them inside each other’s respective buttholes: it may be a thrill for gay men, but for straight men like myself that’s nothing we want to see. It’s all because of sexual orientation.Maturetube knows this which is why they have placed the option to dictate which sexual oriented videos are displayed on the entire porn aggregator. This means that you can view only the videos you want to view without worrying about videos of two old men licking their ancient floppy testicles that droop down to their knees popping up as you browse. If I had a working penis, I assume that would make it shrivel up into a tiny dot the size of an acorn tip.
Responsive on mobile and desktop
We truly do live in amazing times, don’t we? It wasn’t that long ago that the only way to view a few downloaded videos of pornography was to wait on your desktop for slow sites to load them. Now you have access to millions of videos on your mobile device that you can access in an instant.
That’s exactly what Maturetube, and no matter if you want to watch on your desktop or preferred mobile device you are going to be able to do it without fuss or headache. Especially on the mobile end of things, looking at a video is as easy as clicking it on Maturetube and allowing it to load after the jump. It’s quick and efficient on any device, and gives you access to millions of lovely mature ladies no matter where you are: work, church, home, public park, anywhere!
Source of video shown below thumbnail
Since this is a porn aggregator videos are not hosted on Maturetube. Therefore you must jump to another site before watching the video. Fortunately, the source is shown below the thumbnail so you know where you will be jumping to before you ever click the thumbnail. This is a good addition because if you are familiar with the source, it gives you an extra indication as to the quality of the content in most cases. Besides, knowing which site you are going to land on before clicking the thumbnail is always good information to have.
Tons of categories to choose from
With so many videos to choose from, it seems logical that there are tons of categories to choose from. But this is a mature porn aggregator, so do the rules still apply on Maturetube? Absolutely! You will find a huge list of mature-tailored categories that is more massive than almost any free tube site you will ever come across.It’s an amazing achievement on Maturetube’s part. To create a porn aggregator tailored to a theme may seem limiting and a bad idea, but Maturetube proves that it isn’t. I would love to see more porn aggregators around a certain theme to crop up like Maturetube. Perhaps an Asian porn aggregator. But oh boy would that be dangerous! To be able to uplift beautiful females in the millions that are only Asian? I think I could pass out from ecstasy!