The Fappening Blog aka TheFappening.so! If you are anything like me, you will be intrigued by voyeurism and just basically, getting any glance at all at women's breasts. I tell my mom that I'm a straight-up P.I.M.P. but then she just sends me to my basement. That bitch! She will never understand my grand goals, that I desire to be like ThePornDude and that I myself am kind of a big deal at my bingo charity events! Grannies adore me there! Actually not all the time, but anyway... Today, I got a chance to review a leak site, a site that deals with celebs and just other people's nudies, the kind I only get to see. Welcome to the TheFappeningBlog.com
About the homepage, one thing you should know is that TheFappeningBlog.com is the biggest collection of leaked porn pictures, hottest scandals, sex tapes, paparazzi pictures, and whatnot. So it just seems like these beautiful girls can't get a second of their piece, sort of like a mom on a busy day when she's buying me chicken wings. Anyways, right when you enter the site, you can see some names of individual porn stars, and you can see a specific picture of them as well, that serves like an album thumbnail I guess. Bellow that you can see some words and sentences that are serving as tags and they are pretty diverse as well, such as 2019 leak, Bella Thorne Leak, Home, and all the others. Sort of like a Walmart of porn.
Exploring this further
The first thing on our menu for today is 2019 ICloud leaks, which redirects you to a completely different site that acts as a host for these celebrity sex tapes. Reminds you of those shady DVD stores from the early 2000s where the occasional jail bait material used to pop out every once in a while. Next up we have a home of course, which shows you everything that we've been talking about up until now, so in this context, this button is even more useless than my dick, which is both unnecessary and just unused in general — moving on! Next thing up is Bella Thorne sex tapes, which redirects you to the same site as the rest of the ICloud leaks, so that's also useless and annoying.The next thing we have is the forum, which is probably the best thing on this site and the best thing to ever be invented in the porn industry in general. This forum allows you to share your thoughts with the rest of the porn community, and they also let you exchange pictures and content in peace, and a great thing about this is that this forum generally just belongs to the TheFappeningBlog.com, and so that means that it can perfectly cater to the needs of their specific users. Further along the line, we also have a list of celebrities, and this list is all neat, and its organization is stunning. That's just the proof of what a well-organized site should look like, and that's it. It should look like that paper at your boss's office that you know his wife wrote to him because he is an unintelligent fuck who only got into this position because of an injury he suffered at work.And of course, if you click on Iggy Azalea leaks, which is the next thing on this list, once again, you will be redirected to another site, and that's just about it. Oh, except the contacts and the live sex cams. Of course, in the contacts they leave their email and other available information ready for you so you can call their number and ask them why does your mom hate you, or why isn't your dick working. So if you ever had a wish to ask someone a couple of specific questions, you know who to turn to... Of course, I probably shouldn't be talking about it like this, since I can't actually fuck Iggy, but that alpha Chad PornDude might actually get the chance to do so.
The inability to see the actual content
What's slightly annoying is the fact that you can't see the actual content. First of all, it redirects you to a different site, and when you bow down and decide to use that particular site, then it doesn't matter where you click, it's just going to jerk you around and waste your time until you decide to register and become a member of this site. Now, this would be okay if they provided you with like a juicy teaser or something before that, but no, they actually don't give you anything, not even a shitty content preview, and yet they are already on your dick, trying to get you to become a member. It's like tossing coins at a midget, but you don't even get to see it dance or jump through the fiery hoops. TheFappeningBlog.com, you need to fix your shit.
All the small things on this site in general
Besides my dick when I'm masturbating, there are other small things out there that need exploring, and this site is simply one of them. When we think about a perfect porn site, as much as we want the content of our dreams, we also need to see some ideal organization and easy browsing as well. And since there is no fucking content to rag on, looks like I'm going to have to talk shit about the other specifics of the site.So, for a start, let's talk about the general look of the website. It seems like it sucks balls, for some reason it almost kind of reminds me of one of those kids' birthdays that ended up with a kid getting kidnapped, and then like the FBI posts like a snippet of the conversation with the perpetrator to get some leads but nothing. I have no idea what the kids are into these days, but the word leaked feels dirty and shameful, and I feel the need to wash myself every time I encounter a site that has that word in its name.The whole point of blogs is to provide some sort of education about the content while also entertaining the audience with some exciting pictures. And yet, this entire blog feels like one massive hyperlink for a leaked porn site, and for some reason that pisses me off, because if you're going to make a porn site, don't do it this way. I understand that you want to hide your content so that people will want to pay to see it, but for fuck's sake, TheFappeningBlog.com, there's a better way, and trust me, this ain't it. If you continue to be this greedy, people will start believing that you're the ones who killed Jesus!One thing that I genuinely like though, is that other than that, everything is easily accessible, you know exactly what kind of porn you're getting, and since it's specialized in this leak shit, you don't see anything else that doesn't interest you, and that's kind of a rare thing these days. A site that is so dedicated to their one exact subject, and they're sticking to it proudly with no wish to change.
Registration and conclusion
To create an account all you need is to put in is to click on one of these links and wait to be redirected away from TheFappeningBlog.com (often misspelled as "the frappening") to that other site, and from there on you can continue. Just understand that I'm basically bad at explaining things, I just don't have that kinda social skill that ThePornDude has. You know, like... What's sunlight? Next up you have to click to register, and there you will see the options to put in your username, your email, and you also need to think of a strong password for your account, and that's it. Next up you need to choose what kind of membership do you want since there are like three of them.The first one is just a two-day trial, the second one-month membership and it costs around $29, and the last one will last you for three months, and it will cost you an unbelievable $59, which is generally a great price. So basically, type in your information, and then choose how much money you want to throw away, and then party like it's your birthday. So, in conclusion, this site has some good material, but first of all, it needs some serious polishing, and second, they need to stop being greedy and they need to let the customers have a little taste of the product before they try to sell it.