The Fappening Pro! Hand on heart, what was the first celebrity you ever jacked off to? Now, there’s no need to lie, we’ve all done it. I remember being a stupid teenager with my Nelly Furtado posters, thinking that’s the only thing that’ll give me an erection because for some reason I had developed a crush on her. It happens to everyone, especially when we’re younger.These days, we’ve got the internet pretty much everywhere, for free, so we don’t really feel the need to jack off to celebrities nearly as much, when we can easily access high-quality porn at the push of a button. But on the other hand, celebrities are brought to us long before pornstars are. When you’re a kid, you see sexy celebrities on TV all the time, to the point that you start to develop obsessions with seeing more of them. To that end, the internet works hard to provide as much sexy celebrity material as possible.Back in the day, you’d be lucky to snag a cover spread from the middle of fashion magazine featuring a seminude photo of your favorite starlet. These days, you can pretty much get jack-worthy material of any celebrity within seconds.But watching celebrities pose for magazines and appear seminude in movies isn’t exactly hard boner material. We are educated creatures; we expect to see smut. And if there were no real smut on the internet, if we had to use our imagination most of the time, then legends like ThePornDude would be out of a job, and then where would we be?We want to see our favorite celebrities naked, is what I’m saying, and if possible we’d like to see them covered in cum, but we’ll take what we can get. I know that when I get a hankering for some nude celebrities I immediately think of TheFappening.Pro, and I hop on to that site with my hard 2-incher in hand, hoping to stroke it clean off.
A Bit of History
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve heard of The Fappening. I’m not talking about the website, mind you. I’m talking about the outrageous scandal that took place all the way back in August of 2014. It was all the rage. Every single news outlet was reporting on it and you couldn’t get away from it on social media.In short, a bunch of basement dwellers like myself got together online and worked hard at cracking the cloud accounts of popular celebrities in hopes of finding explicit materials of them, with the intent of sharing said materials with the world. – That’s exactly what happened. They succeeded in breaking the security layer of these cloud accounts, and immediately afterwards, the internet was flooded with nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence Kate Upton, Emily Ratajkowski, Christina Hendricks and Jennette McCurdy, just to name a few. Some of these were even sexually explicit and very quality fapping content.But the buck did not stop there. After the original “fappening”, hackers got very ballsy and grew as a global movement, trying hard to find and reveal as many celebrity nudes as possible. It was a proverbial gold rush, and five years later it’s still going strong. People are bending over backwards to undress their favorite celebs, and they aren’t even getting paid for it. It’s a real global passion project.
Today, on TheFappening
As the “fappening” movement expanded, it started to overlap with other genres of smut on the internet. At first, it was a handful of celebrity images so it was easy to keep them organized and isolated. But with sites like TheFappening trying to aggregate all this smut, the community-made it clear that other types of celebrity smut are very welcome as well.That’s why these days on TheFappening you’ll find every single image that was stolen by hackers initially, as well as tons of content that is fap-worthy, but wasn’t necessarily ripped from a cloud account. This can include intentionally posted content that the celebrities themselves put out there, ranging from modeling stuff they’ve done in the past to their personal Instagram profiles that people have jacked photos from.The idea is that if you’ve got a thing for a celebrity, you’ll find everything you need in one place on TheFappening.Pro.
Under the Surface
The problem with TheFappening, if you can even call it a problem, is that there’s too much smut on there, making it super hard to browse randomly. If you know exactly what you’re looking for, or who you’re looking for, then the search option or the list option will help you get exactly where you need to be. On the other hand, if you’d enjoy a surprise and you’re just looking to browse, you’re kind of shit out of luck.Because there are no limits or rules on the site, you’re going to have to sort through a lot of mediocre media of celebrities just sort of standing there with their clothes on, looking all casual. That is not what ThePornDude decreed when he first invented porn and the universe. He said, and I quote: “Let there be light, and also porn”, and this is not porn.So to get to the really good stuff you have to dig in deep and find the stuff hiding under the surface, but once you do it’ll be well worth it. You’ll find nudes of celebrities you didn’t even know existed, as well as nudes of girls you never thought you’d want to see naked.
TheFappening is a fascinatingly simple website. It uses the same default blog layout we got used to in the early 2000s, meaning it’s entirely white with nothing but grey text and the images you’ve come to find. There’s a top bar linking to the most popular searches, like the original Fappening photos or a list of actresses from The Avengers, but beyond that, you’re relegated to using the search bar – and I think you should.If you’d like a list on the other hand, there is a handy list of all celebrities by name, but no sorting beyond that. You can’t look up blondes or sort by type of nudity. You’ll have to go there yourself and sift through the images to see just how naked your particular favorite celebrity has gotten on camera.Fortunately, because the site is piss simple, it works like a charm on mobile. There’s nothing to it, it’s just a simple scroll and click, and all the images are of course downloadable. Beyond that, it’s really impressive that the site barely has any ads on it. There’s a small ad bar to the side of every page, and it’s way out of sight. You’ll never notice it. That’s fascinating given that this site is completely free.And of course, I leave the best for last. There’s a dedicated link to ThePornDude at the end of the top bar of the site, so you know that they’ve definitely got good taste. I long for the day when my name will be featured up there right next to him, but for now, I’ve got more porn to review.
If there’s any celebrity from your youth, no matter how obscure or unknown, there’s going to be some crazy fucker out there who went out of his way to get her nudes, if there are any. And if there are no nudes then you can bet your ass that the guys at TheFappening have found the sexiest photos they could find so that you can at the very least jack off to the celebrity you’re looking for.On the other hand, if you’re desperate for nudes, you might want to check out celebrity fake sites, for some quality fakes. Those have gotten really good as of late, especially with the use of AI face transplant trickery. But if you’ve got a hankering for the real thing, and nothing but, then you’ll find a ton of good stuff on TheFappening.Sure, a lot of lookalike photos crop up on the site here and there, but there’s a lot of good stuff too. You will have to dig deep, as I mentioned, but if you’ve got a specific celebrity in mind you will find all of her stuff listed under her name. You don’t have to check out several entries for the same person. All the image galleries on the site are tagged by name so there’s definitely no downside there.And of course, the website doesn’t require any subscription, though you can leave comments if you’d like to. Beyond that, it’s just the simplest and largest celebrity leak database on the web and they’re very devoted to bringing you the latest in celebrity smut.