Gather around, young ones, and let me tell you a tale. The year was 2014. It was a simpler time. Back then, mommy wouldn’t complain when I asked her for tendies. Back then, that harlot of a blow-up-doll hadn’t made things between my pillow and I so complicated.But there was also a darker side to the first half of 2014. It may come as a shock to some of you younger readers, but there were very few celebrity nudes online. If you watched a movie or a TV show and then wanted to exercise your right to pleasure yourself to stolen naked photos of one of the actresses, you were probably out of luck. You had two options, for the most part: professional photos and fakes, neither of which captured that complete invasion of privacy that really gets me going.And then it happened like an angel descending from heaven. In late August of 2014, an event occurred that would change the world forever. All of a sudden, hundreds of leaked nudes of all the hottest female celebrities leaked online. A few days later, hundreds more came out, and then a week after that we were blessed with a third batch.I remember it fondly. It was right before I started my senior year of high school. I’d made a lot of so-called progress that summer, but really I had just forgotten my roots. I was eating healthy, working out, and I’d even talked to a girl or two. But the Fappening brought me back to what I really love. I spent the next couple of months locked inside my room masturbating, only leaving when absolutely necessary. I’m so thankful that the Fappening happened when it did, because I can’t even imagine how terrible my life could have turned out without it.
Is This Legal?
But these days it can be hard to locate some of the leaked photos. There was a big backlash from a lot of the celebrities involved, who say that their rights were violated and that anyone who looks at the pictures should be prosecuted.I’ll admit that this is a moral grey area, but… It appears to not be a legal one. Several of the hackers involved have been sent to prison, but as far as I’m aware nobody has been arrested just for looking at the pictures. Mommy says a pretty young boy like me would be very popular in prison, but I’m still not interested in going there, thank you very much.Actually, you know what? It would be immoral not to visit TheFappening.Wiki. The people who made this site are risking imprisonment to share this material with us, so it would be wrong to make their efforts go to waste. Do the right thing.The places where the images leaked originally have banned hosting the pics. Thankfully, I just stumbled upon another place where you can find them all. TheFappening.Wiki has the most extensive collection of Fappening leaks that I’ve seen ever since the glory days. As far as I can tell they’ve got every single photo (except for a few that I’ll mention later), plus some added celebrity nudes for good measure. It’s also free, so unless you’re some sort of weirdo that doesn’t get off on the humiliation of women, I think you should check it out.
Finding Your Favorite Femme Fatale
The way that TheFappening.Wiki is set up is perfect either for a walk down memory lane for someone like me, or for a newcomer to this treasure trove of porn. By default, the girls are sorted by most viewed, and let me tell you: the visitors to this site have good taste. Right up near the top are some of my favorites, those leaked photosets that I recommend to all of my friends (a.k.a. you guys): Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, and Bella Thorne are the best three in my opinion. But if you don’t like them, just scroll until you see a thumbnail you like, then jump in.You can also sort by most recent, but I’d leave this until after you’re a veteran of the site. The actual Fappening pics themselves are the cream of the crop, so I wouldn’t bother with your everyday celebrity nudes until you’ve exhausted your dick with the most viewed.If the top or most recent choices don’t strike your fancy, or if you just watched something and want to see if the star has ever accidentally shown her naked body to strangers before, you can check out the extensive directory of girls. This alphabetical listing must have close to a thousand names on it. If she’s willingly or unwillingly taken pictures of her tits, ass, or pussy, you’ll be able to find them here.If you’re not looking for someone you saw recently, the directory is more for experts like me. If you’re not well-acquainted with the world of celebrity nudes, you’re better off sticking to the other pages, because this list of names can be overwhelming. I know my Kate Moss from my Kate Upton and my Kate Winslet from my Kate Beckinsale, so I don’t have any problems here, but we can’t all be like me.There are some pictures from the original leaks that didn’t make it to TheFappening.Wiki. A few of the starlets involved claim that they were under eighteen when some of the leaked photos were taken. As hosting and viewing these images is in much less of a legal gray area, TheFappening.Wiki rightly decided not to put those pics on the site. I’m an enlightened modern man, though, so I don’t really see the issue with those pics. I know they’re illegal, but how is it immoral for me to look at a naked young girl? I’m not hurting anyone, right?
That last paragraph is totally hypothetical, by the way. Let it be known that I have never and will never view underage pornography. Really small young-looking girls with braces that are eighteen and a day, though… that’s a different story.Or a fully clothed seventeen-year-old, that’s perfectly fine. There are actually a few pictures on here of just that, but I’m not going to tell you how to find them. Not because I think it’s wrong to look at or because I think I’ll get in trouble, but because these girls are my precious little sunflowers and I don’t want you to ruin them with your lusting eyes and bad intentions. They’re unsoiled virgins just like me, and I’d like to keep them that way, so don’t you dare take them from me.
Something Doesn’t Look Right Here
On top of the Fappening leaks that make up a bulk of the collection and the additional nudes that round it out, TheFappening.Wiki has a few other types of content. One of those is fakes. I’m not sure whether this is a good thing or a bad thing. I have a soft spot for fakes from when I was younger and they were the best you could get from a lot of celebs who hadn’t done nude scenes. And there are plenty of good fakes on TheFappening.Wiki to justify their inclusion. Some of them are nearly indistinguishable from the real stuff unless you have an eye for them like I do, and more porn is always a good thing.But then there are the bad fakes. In the past these weren’t such a problem, but now that we have so many real nudes to compare them with. I’m not sure who these guys take me for, but when I’ve spent the last five years studying Allison Brie’s nipples on a daily basis, it’s pretty dang obvious when you photoshop another girl’s breasts on to her body. If I’m not mistaken those belong to Vanessa Hudgens—a fine enough pair, yes, but a complete mismatch.Lastly, they’ve got quite a few erotic non-nude photos. Whether or not these are worth looking at really comes down to what it can be compared to. Some of these girls only have one or two leaked nudes, so a bikini shot or a cleavage shot is a welcome addition. But for those who have a hundred nudes, including some where they’re sucking and fucking dicks five times the size of mine, the PG-13 pics are just a distraction. These girls have already been ruined to the point where all I want from them is nudes; they’ll never enjoy an average three-incher again after cocks like that, making them nothing more than sex objects to reasonable nice guys like me.