JAVHD

JAV HD! Ever since I caught my first episode of Dragon Ball Z, I’ve really wanted a Japanese girlfriend. My mom says it doesn’t count, but my anime princess body pillow is not only my first relationship but my longest as well. I don’t care what the old bitch says. Just because I live in her basement rent-free doesn’t mean she can talk shit about my love like that. So what if the princess isn’t flesh and blood, mom? Would it make you feel better if I jerk off to all the beautiful Asian broads at JavHD?We’ve actually had this fight a number of times, usually culminating with her locking the princess in a closet for a few days until I’ve cried and begged enough for her to give in. Last time I even threatened to kill myself, so she gave me enough money to subscribe to JavHD.com for a month. They get nearly 30 million monthly visits, so I know I’m in good company. I wonder how many of those other JAV enthusiasts are neckbeards, kissless virgins, and weaboos like me.

Uncensored Japanese Vajayjays Galore!

Load up the front page of JavHD and tell me what you see. Go ahead, I’ll wait. The landing page is full of hot Asian amateurs and porn idols on their backs and getting crammed full of penis, squealing as they squat down and impale themselves on a shaft, and bending over to fit hard cocks in their mouths. There are Japanese sluts dressed like nurses who work in a whore house, MILF goddesses lifting classy dresses to reveal something sleazier beneath, and little teen hotties squirting "girlcum" from tight little snatches.If you’re a huge fan of Japanese porno and go looking for this kind of content on the regular, one thing is really going to stand out to you: uncensored twats, unobscured dicks, and fully visible, graphic and explicit sexual penetration. Even though I was alone, my face got all red and I started shaking a little when the page loaded. I imagine The Porn Dude being cool as hell every time he finds a new hardcore site, but I just haven’t reached that level of comfort with nudity yet.Uncensored poon doesn’t sound like such a huge deal, or at least it really fucking shouldn’t in 2019. Japan still has some fucked-up censorship laws, though, and fans of JAV and Asian sluts, in general, have certainly run into those flesh-toned Tetris blocks that cover up the good stuff in just about any pornography officially released in Japan.I don’t know how they do it, but I’m so thrilled about the uncensored Japanese cunt that my mom just yelled down into the basement, asking what all the banging and excited panting was all about. I just told her I was cleaning the kitty litter box, which seemed to satisfy her, but it’s a different kind of pussy that I’m concerned about right now.

How Much For All That Hot Asian Twat?

JavHD premium network access includes 17 niche sites, around 900 gorgeous fucking models, 2500+ videos and over 100,000 pictures. The full archive is nearly 4 TB, which means I may have to weed some of my inverted dick-nipple scat hentai collection.The landing page says access starts at just one dollar, but that’s just a three-day trial. A standard month of streaming and downloading beautiful Japanese women getting their pussies pounded will run you 50 bucks a month. That’s pricey as fuck, about 20 bucks more than your typical premium sex site. Japanese paysites do tend to run a little higher in general, and JavHD knows they can charge that extra premium because they have the uncensored smut the other guys don’t have.They do have a deal right now to get six months free if you buy six months of access. The math on the sign-up page is fucked up and weird, because that yearly access breaks down to less than half of the normal price, but whatever. It’s still a good deal and I’m trying to convince my mom to get it for me for my birthday. I’ve been rubbing her bunions every night as she drinks herself to sleep to get on her good side, and hopefully, that will lead to unrestrained access to Asian threesomes and Japanese titty fucks.

Jerking Off to the Premium JAV Stuff

I got signed up, logged in, and dropped off at the main JavHD members page. A preview at the top of the screen showed Megumi Shino getting her hairy little cunt and pretty little mouth stuffed with big, veiny cock. I clicked the Play button and watched the young babe giggle as the two men undressed her, whispering in her ears and lightly tweaking her nipples.Even maxed out at 1080p, the video plays smoothly without buffering issues, but I’m unsure what the true resolution is. It looks like a DVD rip to me. There are no visible pixels and the image isn’t grainy, but it doesn’t have the crispness and clarity I see on the porn sites offering 4K ultra-HD or higher.Magumi puts her legs up in the air and spreads her pussy lips with her fingers so we can all get a good look. She seems a little resistant, which is honestly how I imagine girls acting when I finally get a chance to touch one of them on their private parts. Even the princess has been known to play hard-to-get, and she’s technically a piece of bedding.This little Japanese slut was squealing when the video cut off at the three-minute mark. This one costs $3.83 to Buy Now and isn’t included with the expensive-ass membership. That’s kind of a crock of shit, and just wait until my mom hears about this. I once saw her argue with the manager at Walmart for an hour just so she could buy some expired sour cream at half off. She’s not going to be happy about the extra charge for that hairy muff video.

Getting Right Down to the Good Shit

Fortunately, the rest of the members' page features uncensored JAV that is included with the membership. The whole page is covered in ripe Asians and different bodily fluids spraying all over the place, which surprisingly has a lot in common with my lifestyle. I just wish I had a girl like Kae Sakura to lick my crown jewels and dong, or Miruku Ichigo to take three facials during one fuck scene.Miruku has been getting some attention lately on JavHD. I watched one called Tight Teen Pussy On Miruku Ichigo Creampied. It’s got that same DVD quality even at 1080P, but I’m not complaining as I watch this girl get her tight twat fingered on a couch. She squeals and moans as the dude in the scene sucks her boobs and diddles her skittle.Sometimes I watch these movies and I wish I spoke Japanese, but honestly, I don’t think Miruku is using any real words in this one. That works for me, because I feel like my whole life revolves around women telling me what to do. I watch scenes like this and I wonder what it’s like to be an alpha like The Porn Dude. He’s probably always smashing gorgeous broads like this, ones who just want to get pounded and satisfied the moment he’s in their presence. Usually, the only woman I really have any contact with tells me to get a job, go out in the sun, interact with humans and do other unsavory shit like that.I guess it’s not fair to talk shit about my mom like that, at least right now while I’m jerking off to this premium Asian site she bought me a membership for. JavHD is hot enough that I’m able to forget my beautiful body pillow is still captive in mom’s closet, at least until I orgasm and my crippling isolation and loneliness is once again thrusted into the forefront of my consciousness.JavHD.com is pretty fucking pricey for a porn site, but they charge that high price because they can. This is probably the world’s best source of uncensored Japanese Adult Video that you won’t find anywhere else. There are certainly other sites that will fill you up on bukkake, finger cuffing and creampies for less scratch, but if you’ve got a bad case of yellow fever this may be your only cure.