I think I have a serious issue that may require immediate medical attention. I bought some Chinese boner pills from a pop-up ad on a Pokémon scat hentai site and now my little nub is all swollen and purple. It’s been like this nearly 24 hours and while I appreciate the extra girth, I’m now more intimidated by porn dicks than usual. I guess this is going to be another day for all-girl action all day.I was already browsing RedTube when I decided I didn’t want to keep shaming myself by comparing elephant trunks to a deformed mushroom. Thankfully, the free tube is part of the Pornhub network and almost like a little brother to the legendary Internet porn stash. RedTube.com’s lesbian section currently runs nearly 13,000 girl-on-girl movies deep, which should keep me busy for at least a little while.
Little Doses of Really Hot SlutsI’m a little extra sensitive to spam right now, or maybe that’s just the blood leaving my brain to flood my painfully engorged micro-penis. Either way, I can’t help noticing the big ad that made it past my spam blocker. A young man fucks a MILF in a bedroom, bathroom and kitchen before sperming all over her face.A little bit of spam is always expected on the free tubes, so I have to just avoid looking at the dude’s impressive monster cock. Whenever I try to imagine what The Porn Dude looks like, I always picture him with a similarly huge fleshy member. That’s honestly why I took those goddamn pills in the first place, and now look what happened to me. I’m probably going to have to get the little guy surgically deflated.The good news is that, as expected, the whole page is just covered in lesbian fuck movies. Since the site is basically Pornhub, you’ll be cranking your dingdong to a very familiar layout. Even that MILF-banging spam on the side of the screen is in the same spot you see spam on PH.The clips are mostly pretty short, clocking in at around 10 minutes, give or take. That tells me they’ve got a lot of premium samples here. Some of the shadier tubes are just full of pirated smut, but come on. Every porn operation is a little bit sleazy, but MindGeek (who owns the Pornhub network, including RedTube) wouldn’t be the worldwide smut powerhouse they are if they didn’t play nice with Google.Of course, there is a huge fucking range here. If you’re looking for a marathon lesbian wank session, I see a recently uploaded JAV flick featuring a couple of hot Japanese bitches getting it on. This one clocks in at over two hours, which is at least two hours longer than my typical 14-second pop time.
Watch Top Lesbo Pornstars Fuck Each Other HardSince these are a lot of premium sample clips from the big studios, most of the recent updates are HD movies featuring big-name, big-titty porn dikes. Some of the very newest movies feature sluts like Natalia Starr, Nina Hartley and India Summer. I also see some fresh-faced newbies and amateur camwhores. There are White girls, Asians and Ebony beauties, teens, MILFs and everything in between.Basically, you can watch any type of broad getting her fuck on with any other kind of slutty chick. Watch Latinas eat each other out or witness an interracial lesbian orgy that crosses all boundaries of race and good taste.About half of the scenes in RedTube’s lesbian section seem to be uploaded by the big studios themselves. I see stuff from Brazzers, GirlsWay, and FakeHub. The rest are from random perverts like you or me. Hit that Upload button at the top of the screen if you’d like to share with the rest of the class.User uploads and premium contributions mean there’s never a shortage of filthy tribbing movies. You’ll never whip out your junk only to search in vain for another girl-on-girl pussy eating video. Every time you load up the page, you’re going to see new movies of hot MILFs schooling ripe young teens on how to eat cunt.You’ll witness horny nymphomaniac babes with strap-on dildos hammering each other in the assholes. You’ll even see kinky foot fetish action between beautiful women, and freaky lezdom fetish flicks full of humiliation, domination, and pain. There’s a lot of all-girl perversion here, and the updates never stop coming.
Sexy Dikes From Around the WorldAfter I finished typing the above section, I refreshed RedTube’s lesbian section. Sure enough, new material has been added in the time it took to pound out those words and pound out my pud a little bit more. It’s still all swollen, not getting any smaller at all. I just measured it and he’s just over 2 inches, a personal record for me. I feel like such a stud.The very newest clip, added moments ago and viewed just four times so far, is a 10-minute amateur scene between a couple of German blondes. There’s still animated spam on the side of the screen, but I didn’t get any pop-ups or pop-unders as I hit the Play button. The scene started, one girl’s face buried in the other’s crotch, without any buffering or other bullshit.Sometimes when my mom is sitting on the couch and she moves her legs a certain way, the whole place fills up with the smell of old, rotten fish, stale blood and hot, rancid garbage. I’ve never been that close to a pretty girl’s snatch, but I always wonder if there’s a comparable odor. Just based on this chick’s reaction, I have to guess that porn cooters taste and smell like Froot Loops, Mountain Dew, or the bowl of both that I had for breakfast.The baked-in video player has speed controls and a few different resolution settings. This one defaulted to 720p HD, though it’s an amateur clip and I’m not sure it was HD, to begin with. The paysite samples I watched and stroked my cock to all looked crisp, clear, and beautiful.Downloads are offered in all the same resolutions as the video streams. I like that RedTube doesn’t make you sign up or log in just to save files to your hard drive. Mom has been threatening to change the Wi-Fi password again since the pile of semen socks on the floor is getting really big and stinky. This is a good opportunity for me to stock up on lesbian smut so I don’t have to take a hiatus from fapping.
Minimal Spam, Plenty of Free Lesbian PornoI didn’t have any pop-up spam during my visit to RedTube, just some banner ads on the side of the screen. It wasn’t nearly bad enough to get in the way of my enjoyment of all these free lesbian anal scenes, but a message at the top of the screen offers me a fully ad-free experience.RedTube actually has a premium version of the site that they try to sell you on every page. It’s 10 bucks a month with a free week, which is only about a third of what you pay for a typical premium lesbian site. The sign-up page says you also get a full HD video with a membership.Look, I’m not going to make fun of you if you want to pay to watch porn on one of the free tubes. I’m just saying ain’t for me. Maybe I would be willing to shell out a few bucks for all those teen scissoring and taboo sister experiments, but I’m pretty tapped out this month. Those boner pills are pricey as hell, and I get the feeling my trip to the ER is going to be really fucking expensive this time. My wiener just started leaking a fluid that I can’t identify.RedTube.com really is Pornhub’s little brother. The collection size is a little bit smaller, but the setup is just right to deliver plenty of lesbian fuck movies without too much bullshit getting in the way of your masturbatory enjoyment. Their lesbian section is as deep, varied and high quality as you’d expect, with unlimited free streaming and downloading.