I never honestly know how to start writing these reviews, because my mother is always in the other room listening to my annoying typing and usually I just tell her that I’m doing high-frequency stock trading. I don’t want her knowing that I review porn for a living, she’d beat the living hell out of me with a sock full of quarters – she’s done it before.Normally I can tune out the stress, but when I’m reviewing incest porn there’s something really unsettling about the fact that she’s right next door. Either way, let’s get through this review before she comes into my room and I have to explain why I’ve got “Mommy Gives Son a Loving BJ” blasting across my second monitor.
Your Step-Daughter Will Make You Beg for It
You’ve seen this title before. Don’t lie, you know that you have. It’s because incest porn has been growing like a bad cancer across what is otherwise a very noble pastime – hardcore pornography. The thing is, incest clips have always been around, but they were usually hidden deep within the community submissions of not-so-popular tube sites. These days, the damn genre is everywhere and everyone and their grandmother seems to be jacking off to it. I don’t really get the appeal. Maybe it’s because I don’t want to fuck my mother, or maybe I’m just weird like that. Either way, incest porn seems to be the fastest-growing genre by popularity these days, and there’s nothing we can do but jack off and move on.When it comes to incest porn there are generally two types of videos that you can find. There are the homemade videos of actual families getting freaky with each other, and thankfully these are rare as fuck. Then there are the regular porn videos that simply have incestuous titles to rope in perverts and hook them on the action. But the problem with those is that they’re just too damn fake to take them seriously.Either way, they’re popular. And even though they’re all over classic porn sites, there is demand for incest specific websites, and that’s exactly where Milfzr comes in.
Keeping it in the Family
Their name is a bit misleading. Milfzr is not a MILF exclusive site. I might actually enjoy that. Older women know how to pleasure a man. Or so ThePornDude says, I honestly wouldn’t know a vagina from a vasectomy. Milfzr is a general incest themed site with a combination of family orgy to mommy and son videos.Personally, it’s kind of hard for me to get into the fantasy, but the porn is top-notch. Most of the videos I saw were perfectly jack-worthy and the girls were very hot. As for their direction, I’d have to say they’re a very mixed bag. There are tons of high quality produced videos from popular websites that ended up here, but there’s also a ton of homemade stuff. As for which videos are real and which are a put-on, I genuinely have no idea, but I’m certain that at least some of them are genuine. Navigating the site might be easy, but no-one can say for certain what is and is not real incest. – Except for twin porn. ThePornDude blesses twin porn.As far as I could tell there are thousands of videos on the site, with new clips coming every single day. One thing that really bothers me is that there are too many professional produced videos burying the more real, amateur stuff and making it harder to find. This is not a problem exclusive to Milfzr mind you – all tube sites suffer this issue. It’s mostly because people that work for these sites push to have premium content advertised by dropping a bit of their content on tube sites. And the amateur stuff suffers.You’ll have to pump that scroll finger quite a bit to find raw stuff, but it’ll be worth it, because one good video on this site has more quality than 100 professional vids. They’ve got a certain charm about them when either the acting is on point or there’s no acting to speak of. I remember when I was younger and the internet was a lot smaller, there were a few home videos that had an incestuous vibe to them and they were among my favorites. Not because they were incest porn mind you, but because there’s a certain homemade element, when people fuck on the couch in their living room or in their bathrooms. It feels closer to home and a lot more realistic.It’s also much easier to believe that the girl is really orgasming in these videos, because she’s obviously not being paid to do it. So her pleasure is real and you get to feel more like ThePornDude. Except when he watches these videos he isn’t pretending that’s his sister – it’s your sister and he’s already slept with her.
The Website Design
Now we’re gonna go down a bit of a slope, because the quality and quantity of the porn of this site is almost completely overshadowed by how terrible the interface is. Now there’s nothing wrong with what it looks like, mind you, but the way that it works is, well… it doesn’t work.First of all, there are ads everywhere. Every click, every scroll, every video will lead you to an ad every single time. And if you actually get to watch a video, you have to first watch two ad videos before that so that the video even starts to load. I wholeheartedly recommend you get yourself a quality ad blocker, because otherwise, you’ll be on a one way trip to virus town.Normally I don’t mind ads, and obviously there are a bunch of them on free sites like this, but it’s the annoying popups that I have a problem with. They’re everywhere and they lead to extremely shady websites that feel very unsafe.
It’s even worse if you’re on mobile. First of all, the site doesn’t scale correctly at all. It’s a jumbled mess. Further, pop up ads are a lot wilder when you’re on your phone. They move you from the site, they open new tabs that get in your face and it’s almost impossible to get back to the damn “Sis Jerking My Cock” video that you wanted to see in the first place.
Another shitty slope here, the videos do not have a standard of quality. No two videos are in the same resolution and very few of them are HD. It’s really unlikely that you’ll find top quality in terms of resolution on this site. This is because all of the videos are scrounged from elsewhere on the web and probably compressed. Do you want to pick the quality of a video? Forget about it. You get one quality per video and that’s the end of it.One redeeming factor is that every single video on the site is available for download, and I appreciate that. It’s none of that sign up only bullshit either. You click a button and you get the video as an MP4 file straight to your computer. So if you’re trying to turn your hard drive into an incest castle, you’ll find a ton of quality bricks here.Beyond that, I have a few minor gripes here and there, like how there’s barely any sorting, other than the type of incest combination. You can look for, say, “Brother Sister” porn, but you can’t sort by the model in the amateur stuff because there are no models there. Even if a girl has several videos on the site, it won’t be tagged by her name because she is technically anonymous.You can sort by model for the professional stuff, but that’s not really what you’re here for. You want the real down and dirty smut, and that’s way harder to find. I would advise that you keep an eye open around the comments section as the community tends to link to similar videos that they think that perverts like you would enjoy.Beyond that, I’d advise that you sort by most popular or most commented to at least wade through the generic stuff that no-one would bother to look at.
Milfzr (often misspelled as "Milfrz" and "milfzer") is not an original incest themed site, but they are devoted. If you can get through the ad walls, maybe with an ad blocker, you will find a gold mine. If you’re a fan of incest porn, real or otherwise, you’ll definitely find a ton of it here, so you don’t have to worry about that.Milfzr is very devoted to bringing you a large quantity of incest porn daily, and they take their jobs very seriously. The community is nice enough, and you never technically have to sign up or login so you’ll feel safer than usual when browsing their site.