The Nip Slip! For some mysterious reason, celebrities just seem like the forbidden fruit. You know, with porn stars, you get everything right away. The boobs, the pussy, and the ass. And after a while, it gets pretty dull. But, with celebrities, you can never get bored. You can only get disappointed if the pictures that you've found online are fake. Luckily, TheNipSlip.com doesn't host counterfeit images. Maybe some of their stuff wouldn't be considered 'full nudity,' but their content at least has that quality that you so desperately need. At least I do, you know.This is all I know in life! And luckily, what you know in life is, in fact - me. Because I'm here to give you the best porn on the internet, so don't be complaining. Anyways, this is your host, PornGeek, as usual, and get ready for this. You'll never forget it. Just like I never forget how ThePornDude is still such a better writer than me. Now after this boohoo show, let's dive right into it!
The first look
What immediately made TheNipSlip.com seem kind of off is their coloring scheme. You see, purple really doesn't go with porn if you ask me. Instead of making this site seem classy because their porn is almost unattainable and so mysterious, purple just makes it look like a high school girl's diary. And not the right kind, though. Or like some sort of a girls magazine in general. The options are good, and it's easy to use it, but you just can't take it seriously. Remember those girl magazines that you used to see in every store? Well, I wanted to read one, just to see what it's like, you know?And that's also unfortunately when a few guys caught me reading gossips about Ariana Grande, and they thought I was a fag. That was also another time when I got my teeth kicked in my face, and I didn't like it at all. But, not to be pathetic, these are more favorable times. It's summer out there, and I've noticed that I've gained like half a percent of color because I did go out to get some Xanax for my father. He loves to suck on them like they're candy. Anyways, most of their options just work by redirecting you to other sites, and their navigation is just you basically scrolling down and reading articles, so that's a beautiful thing.
As I've previously said, the navigation is almost non-existent. You have the homepage, and you have the contact page. So if you need any info or inquiries from TheNipSlip.com, you can ask them there. And about the rest of their stuff, as I've also previously said, it's just redirecting you to other sites. Just like my elementary school and the memorable day when I shit my pants in front of the whole class. You see, I did what I did, and then I asked the teacher what should I do. She told me to go to the medic's office because it was yellow and it smelled like India after a busy day. When I went to the medic's office, she told me that I'm gross and that I should go to the bathroom and clean myself first. And then, when I fucking went to the bathroom, what did I discover? There's no fucking toilet paper! And a couple of bullies were there too! In a matter of seconds, the whole school knew what I did!
The perks and a bit about the content
Well, I guess the biggest perk is that you don't even need to register in order to consume their content. Plus you don't need to pay either. So yeah, browse and scroll all you want, because their content is fantastic. And it's got a good range too, from private hot nudes that are juicy, to like your regular beach bikini pictures from celebrities. And they're pretty lucky since I can't go to the beach. I mean, I technically can, but I'm so pale that any contact with the sun on my naked body will result in a full-on disaster. And I'm so skinny that my chest is practically retracting inside of my body, and then I look like a freak. Again, luckily, these celebrities don't have that problem, and they will satisfy you for sure. Whether it's Scarlett Johansson that you're into or Selena Gomez, it doesn't matter. They have everything right here on TheNipSlip.com, ready for you.
The categories on TheNipSlip.com are exciting at least. It's tough to find them, which sucks, but if you spend some time on this site, you'll become an expert. You see, a girl once told me the same thing, back then my dick looked attractive. Of course, she didn't fuck me, but she still gave me a compliment. It was back then when I could always go to a public pool, but my shorts fell off. This was the only time when I ever felt like an alpha male. And I wish I could go back to it. Anyways, just like my dick, when you find them, you'll realize how cool they are. They're like a little hidden list, and you can choose between lots and lots of stuff.You see, these categories are mostly just names of celebrities, but TheNipSlip.com has a couple of surprises too. They have a bikini category, so if you're into that, it's cool. Me personally, I love bikinis. And I like the summer because then I can watch my aunt swim topless in the pool. She caught me a few times and smiled at me, but I don't know what that means because when I tried grabbing her ass, she almost broke my arm. I think she's just a tease, but that's okay too. Unlike me, you can grab that mouse though, and just click on a category and start watching, because your mind will be blown.If you click on a category on TheNipSlip.com, and I clicked on Angelina Jolie, you'll discover that TheNipSlip.com does have a big collection of her images. These are all articles, but the photos are inside of those, so that's cool. You can even read something interesting. Because I'm horny and I love Angelina, I'll definitely pay attention to these. You know, I'd like to see her big lips slurp on my limp noodle, but I have to be patient in order to achieve that, you know? Maybe if I try hard enough, my brain will relax and enter a lucid dream state where I could experiment with her. That's what life is.When you can't have sex, you have to get creative. I don't want to sound cynical, but I'm in a pretty good place in my life where my mind acts as a substitute for most of the pleasant things that I'm missing out on. Of course, I'm just lying though. I'm still the same unhappy bastard that only reviews these and talks shit in between.
No registration, but there's still a conclusion
Even though there's no registration, you can still bookmark this site and become a regular visitor. You're in for a treat, though. The content is good, the articles are even somewhat educational, it's easy to use, and it's just plain great. You can't go wrong with TheNipSlip.com. If you want, you can also slip a little nip in front of me, but I'll act like I haven't seen it. I'm just desperate for some tasty titties, and you have to understand me.Unlike ThePornDude, who has money, bitches, and a legendary site, I've got nothing. I live with my parents, who are complete degenerates, my body is fucked up, and my internet is slowly dying. A rat chewed on my cables, and now I need to go and buy new ones, and that's impossible. I do make some money off of these, but my parents steal all of it to feed their addictions. Well, I guess that's what life is. Anyways, I probably bored you by now, so go and sample the content, because I'm about to do the same. Sniff... P-peace out!