Stasy Q! Now before I start, I'm going to let you know that this is a very serious review, because the site looks so elegant and unusual. I'm going to have to get into my sissy mode, which some people tell me I'm in all the time and start talking all fancy about this site because trust me - it will blow your fucking mind! Now, without further ado, let's dive into the review of StasyQ.com.
A little about the site and info on the homepage
First of all, this is the site for pictures and videos of models that look luxurious, and instead of being just a regular porn site, this is more like some sort of erotic art. Man, I have to admit, my sausage got hard for this one. Think about something similar to those disgusting underground places with gorgeous women where either businessmen or wealthy cucks come to pretend they can still digest coke and have a stable erection. The whole point of the site is to hire elegant looking models and have them incorporated into exotic films and photos, thus making a product from the erotic art genre but only a really unique version.Right when you first enter the homepage, you can see that the design looks very stylish. One thing that I can say about that is that style is not an easy thing to achieve. Lots of sites try to look fashionable or mysterious, while also adding a bunch of details, and that usually ruins their plans. This site knows about the powers of simplicity and uses it to its full extent, and that is how they create a website that looks like a perfume commercial.On the left side, you can see a brief list with everything that the site contains and everything that you need to see. See how good I am at explaining things? There are things like models, which will obviously redirect you to a list of girls that have produced content for this site. One thing that surprised me is that on this site, you can also find music. I get that it's mostly music produced for their videos, as a way to accompany whatever is going on, and to try and turn on multiple of your senses at once (brilliant marketing technique), thus helping you achieve a more intense orgasm than usual. I sure did, regardless of my parents being upstairs.And in my opinion that's better than listening to fucking trance music while I'm jacking off, feels like the first symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia. Another weird thing is that they have a voting section as well, where fans can choose which pornstar do they want to see in the next video release. These two things are pretty new to me, as I've never seen anything similar on a porn site in my whole life.Next up we have backstage, which obviously I don't even need to explain. Another exciting thing that you can find on StasyQ.com are interviews, where they talk with the models and producers and either explain some erotic stuff, or they explain exactly how this business works and how everything is made in detail. And the last thing is updates, where you can see what was posted where and when.
The actual content
Since this is a premium site, the content is quite hard to watch. For example, I couldn't download anything, because I don't get premium like thePornDude but I could correctly see the thumbnails that and I could agree with the fact that they are representing the content quite well. You get a bunch of videos and pictures mixed together, and unlike the regular porn site where it all looks just like the guy is fucking punching the chick while fucking her or something, this site actually feels like some silky sheets you just got, and you simply can't stop touching them. Everything seems so elegant, so soft, so tender, so...oh man, I just got a damn boner again!It's just the fact that, if you're looking for something that seems slow and easy, and you're not up for anything rough than this is the site for you, and me, since sometimes I can't get it up but StasyQ.com does it for me, straight up. If you could call yourself a romantic soul, then this site will definitely be your first choice ever. I promise you that if you have at least a chunk of a human soul in you, you will love this.
The restrictions and the perks
Honestly, when you enter this site, it feels like everything you want to do is forbidden (like me biting content from ThePornDude), kind of like a normal sexual relationship or just a touch from another human being is for me. I get that this is a premium site and that they have fantastic content, but even the shitty preview that you get is not enough, and it's much less than what you get on other porn sites and their previews. Usually, you get either a more extensive picture thumbnail, so you can see whatever is going on, or you get like a two-minute video preview where they tease you. Here you get to see the pictures, but because it's a whole gallery, they are all mixed together, and you can only see tiny little cube-shaped thumbnails, which do serve their purpose, but it's also annoying. Another annoying thing is related to videos.The preview that you get on StasyQ.com lasts around thirty seconds, and it doesn't show shit. Fuck, it works similar to my penis. Short, doesn't work properly, and it is definitely NOT going to leave you satisfied. Honestly, man, I just wish to have a normal dick. Anyway, back on the topic! Like, I understand that you want people to join, but if you don't at least give them a clue about what they're going to pay for, how can you expect to have any new members wanting to join? Some things just weird me out, man.But the perks of the memberships are cool. First of all, you have a standard and VIP membership. And while the standard membership does offer some perks, I must admit that I'm pretty amazed by what the VIP membership has to offer. These are just some of the things, for example ability to watch full-length videos, the chance to see the photos in high resolution, also the ability to download and listen to some awesome music, and the opportunity to vote for the model for the next release and to watch the interviews that they conduct with their actresses. If this doesn't sound amazing to you, then I don't know what will.
My over-all impression with the site and it's content
While the content on StasyQ is excellent, they try to be as secretive as they can, and that's precisely the type of thing that doesn't fly well with anybody who wants to spend any serious money on a general hobby. If this site was alive, it would be like a trans hooker in the middle of Russia, looking all nice and expensive, but having to hide her biggest secret, which is the fact that she's probably packing bigger meat than me, which in reality isn't all that hard to do. If they opened a bit more and actually showed something, like a little more extended previews, or a free photo, then you guys could see what you're paying and be more willing to stay and to extend your stay after that.Of course, this is all the financial side of this story, my story, my I'm-poor-as-fuck story. If we're talking from the artistic side/the quality of the product StasyQ (often misspelled as "stacyq") has, then you can rest assured, because I literally give this the highest grade I can. Everything is great. The quality, the motives, the settings, the technical aspect of it all, the romantic side is impressive, the girls are all gorgeous, and just in general, the content is top notch and trust me, you will not find anything similar to this in a long ass time. Or to simplify it and continue the last joke, the hooker can perfectly pass.
When you try to register and click on the option to do so, you will immediately see that the site is attempting to redirect you to some other place called the 'Verotel Order Page,' and I have no idea what that is. For fuck's sake, first of all, the site is shady and secretive and tries to lure you to buy the content, and when you decide to do so, it sends you somewhere completely else. Is this the human trafficking business in India?! I have no idea why, but completely new things and fucked up means of paying always scare people that want to pay for something. But that's another story. The good thing is that ThePornDude already did this review before me, and it was an excellent one, he even addressed this issue, like better and stuff. I just added my 2 cents here..so yeah... Damn, now, I'm gonna jerk off my wiener to these hot models since I have nothing else to do.