X Art! Once in awhile a man feels the need to jack off to the absolute best pornography that he can find. Maybe he’s had a long day at work and he feels he needs the reward, or maybe it’s been a difficult week and he needs a pick-me-up. Whatever the case, there are those days when you’re thirsty for the absolute best fapping experience and you do not want to compromise one bit.Now me personally, I’m more of a manlet than a man – if you want real manly reviews, you go to ThePornDude. But my thirst for quality pussy is just as good as his, because I know how to recognize fine quality pussy. Now don’t get me wrong, I’ve never actually seen quality pussy. Hell, I’ve never seen what women look like below their necks because they cringe whenever I’m around, and usually, they call the police when they see me staring at them, but that’s beside the point.I know virtual pussy. I’m the second-best porn reviewer in the world after ThePornDude, so you know my word carries a lot of weight when I say that X-Art is the premier location for finding the absolute best porn for those days when you know you want to treat yourself.
A Bit of History
Believe it or not, X-Art started off as a mom-and-pop business all the way back in the very early 2000s, by couple Colette and Brigham Field. Usually, when horny couples get together to make content, their nudes end up on a cuck fetish site, but the Brighams are not your run-of-the-mill sex-crazed couple.In fact, they’re a couple of very tame westerners who enjoy making pornography in a way that they describe as artistic and creative. To them it’s not just about getting off, it’s about making a piece of art that will stand the test of time.I personally love their approach to porn making even though most of their scenes are a bit too tame for me sometimes, especially when I need to get some frustration off my chest by jacking off until my dick turns numb. But it doesn’t matter, because I respect that we agree that the feminine form is the most beautiful thing in the universe. In a way they are the biggest feminists in the porn industry – Like me, they understand that the female form is to be worshipped, respected, and most importantly, jacked off to three times a day, minimum. Coincidentally, they’re probably the only feminists that have anything in common with ThePornDude – fapping to gorgeous nubiles that is.
The Fields have long since established themselves as the best of the best in the porn industry. They’ve been making quality artistic, erotic movies for over a decade and they’ve made it clear that they have no intention of slowing down.In fact, because of their popularity and high class, tons of models flock to their roster every day, hoping to become an X-Art girl. I’m very grateful for this because it means that a ton of 10/10 girls will eventually wind up with cum on their faces and cocks in their snatches on camera for me to enjoy. Otherwise, I’d have to settle for passable pornstars who, while perfectly bangable, just don’t do it for me sometimes. I’d like my 10/10 waifu fantasy, and X-Art delivers hard.X-Art also goes through quite a lot of controversy, especially in recent years, in dealing with internet pirates who steal their porn and host it on the internet for people to enjoy for free. Now I’ll admit, I’ve seen some pirated porn in the past, and I don’t condone it – Just pay for the quality pussy, you cheapskates. Get a paper route or something, that’s what I do.Anyways, in dealing with online piracy, X-Art has filed thousands of lawsuits, most of which have fallen through. They’ve mentioned that the reason that they decided to sue was mostly to discourage people from pirating their videos in the future. So it was less about the money and more about setting a precedent.
Back to the Pussy
Personally I don’t give a shit. I have my X-Art subscription and I love it. I’m just here to cover the site in as much detail as possible, but if I keep talking about lawsuits and companies any more my erection will go down and my cum sock will dry, and I can’t have that, so let’s get back to the good stuff.The girls on X-Art could all be supermodels, and some of them actually were. X-Art gathers the hottest women from around the world, some of whom actually give up careers in modeling in order to get fucked on camera for X-Art.On top of that, all of these gorgeous girls do some kind of solo work on the site, so you can enjoy them as sexual works of art, if that’s your thing. I doubt that’s what ThePornDude would do – I think he prefers his girls penetrated and moaning, but if you’re the beta orbiter soy boy type like myself, you might prefer the solo stuff. To each his own.The sex scenes are all really slow and drawn out, oddly enough in a good way. You get to enjoy every angle of a girl’s gorgeous C-Cup tits, every part of her delicious juicy pussy and every sound she can possibly make while she’s slowly being rammed for over an hour at a time.
The lesbian videos are even more amazing. Imagine two supermodels who aren’t anorexic, but are instead the perfect amount of fit, eating each other out, with a perfect zoomed-in shot on the wet pussy. You can see them dripping and drooling all over the place, in glorious 4K.
Upscale, First Class
I believe that X-Art’s porn is in a higher class than most other porn, even though it bears some similarity to sites like Brazzers and Blacked. Like for instance, all of the porn is filmed at some mansion or beach house, with amazing gorgeous backdrops that sometimes have me looking away from the action, just to enjoy the view a little bit.There’s also the fact that there are no low-brow scenes filmed in public or a place that isn’t well lit and thoroughly clean. I know you probably don’t care that much, especially if you’re a buff alpha male like ThePornDude.The same rule goes for the dudes and the chicks that work for X-Art. These porn actors, if you can even call them that, all look like they could be in blockbuster cinema, but instead they’re doing cock blasting pornography. Chances are they’re getting paid as much if not more than the average regular actor. I’d love to get paid to bang X-Art’s girls, to be honest. Hell, I’d probably do it for free. But with my pizza face and asthma problems, I doubt I’m exactly what they’re looking for. Maybe ThePornDude could ask for an audition. He’d definitely get in.
A Bit on the Website Design
There’s not much to say about X-Art’s design, so I’ll keep it simple. They’re constantly uploading new shit to the main page, but you’ll be spending most of your time under the categories bar, looking for lesbian, 4K, and similar categories that are your favorites.
On the other hand, you could also hop over to the models' section, find a girl you’d like to fall in love with, and watch her get dicked for an hour. It’s absolutely heartbreaking, but it’s the best that losers like me can hope for.As for the visual parts of the web design, it’s a sleek and simple website that prioritizes porn thumbnails to get you jacking off as quickly as possible. No fuss.
If you are a male human being who is not gay or disabled and you do not have a paid subscription to X-Art, then you’re either dating a supermodel or lying to yourself – because everyone needs a little bit of female perfection in their lives.Personally, I know that the best chance I’ll ever have of seeing a 10/10 woman naked is to stick to X-Art. If you think that you’d fare better chasing women out in the real world, good luck to you. Let me just warn you, most of them carry pepper spray and that shit stings really bad. I should know.If however, you’d like to just accept your fate and consume as much naked female goodness as you can possibly cram into an 8 hour work day, you need X-Art in your life.