FTV Girls

First Time Videos Girls aka FTVGirls! Once in a while, I get to review a website that’s been around longer than I have and such is the case with FTVGirls. This is the home of the most beautiful women who have ever taken their clothes off for money. I remember back in high school I used to sneak off to the bathroom to go on this site, with my mom’s credit card and get a subscription for as long as possible, before she found out.It was risky and I ended up getting my ass beat, but it was absolutely worth it. That was the first time I ever saw what a real beautiful and young vagina was supposed to look like. These girls all look like angels that have resorted to doing pornography after they’ve been booted from heaven for giving everyone way too many boners.In other words, they’re the kind of women that only someone as attractive and successful as ThePornDude could ever really sleep with. Other than that, I suppose these girls don’t have any sex until it’s time to do another scene, because they look innocent as fuck.

What Nude Angels Do on Camera

FTV stands for first-time video, as in, these are the first times each of these girls has ever been naked on film, and it shows. Personally, I don’t really believe that every single video on the site is a first, but for most of them, it’s pretty easy to tell that these girls haven’t really been filmed before.The way FTVGirls works is: They find sexy and gifted nubiles with large tits and smooth skin and they pay them the big bucks to do a lengthy solo shoot. Then they get the same girls, if they’re willing, to do a lesbian scene with other FTV stars as well. That’s why the site is rampant with tons of solo and lesbian vids and there’s no cock in sight.I really love that there isn’t any guy on girl action because that would just remind me of how much of a virgin I am, and looking at those buff 12 inchers makes me feel very self-conscious about my 2-inch mess of a dong. I’m sure that when ThePornDude watches hardcore giant cock action he really sees himself in the male pornstars, but not me – I prefer to watch lesbian porn because I relate to it more.

What Goes Into a First Time Video

You might think that first time videos would have the girls be very gentle and respectful and even a bit shy, and I guess they kind of are, but not all the way through to the end. One photo and video shoot with one girl lasts many hours – presumably, they shoot over several days. So, if you check out one particular title, there will be several hours of footage with several different scenes.Most of the scenes start off very innocent – a couple of girls will be talking to each other about how they’ve never had lesbian sex before, or never kissed a girl before – I really relate to statements like that because I too wonder what that might feel like when I’m lonely at night.But then the next scene will have those same girls just start taking each other’s clothes off in public and licking each other’s nipples. This is roughly where my asthma starts acting up and I need my inhaler, because these are the most beautiful girls in the world and it all feels very real. They look like they’re really enjoying each other’s taste.Then for another ten scenes or so, the girls will perform increasingly impressive lesbian sex acts with each other. Again, you’d think that video virgins would be very coy and bashful, but these girls go all out. In an average video, you’ll see hardcore pussy eating, squirting, fingering, anal fingering and even full-on fisting. A video will start off very innocent and end up an absolute masterpiece of porn.

What the Site is Like

Here’s where it gets interesting. FTVGirls has been around for many years, so they’ve inherited a lot of the old-timey web design standards, to the point that their website just doesn’t make any sense in 2019. I mean it’s an absolute nightmare, and quite possibly the worst website I have ever reviewed in terms of design and manageability.First of all, when you log into the site, you get bounced off to a weird and completely untextured browser window that asks you to log in with your user and password. It looks so ridiculously low-brow that it reminds me of RuneScape back in the late 90s, and even had decorations around the login screen.But it’s all well and good because login screens don’t matter much. However, once you actually get in the site, you’re completely lost. Sure, there’s titties on the screen, but you have no idea how to get to the actual good stuff. If you go to models, for instance, you can sort the models by breast size, age, et cetera, which is a very nice touch, but you can’t actually look for a particular breast size. So you’re stuck with jacking off either to planks of wood or sub-human freaks of nature with gigantic melon breasts.Now I know I’m not one to talk – I’m a 110-pound twig man with a hard case of pizza face, but I’m kind of upset that I can’t choose what I want to watch when I already paid for the site. It’s really quite sad.On top of the crappy sorting and inability to search properly, once you actually find a video you want to watch, that’s when the real trouble begins. You’ll remember I mentioned that one session with one girl has over 10 different scenes. Well, FTVGirls had the brilliant idea of breaking these up into different pages all together. So if you find a video you want to watch you have to then choose the link to the specific scene you want to see, and they don’t even show what you can see in those scenes. So if you’re looking for the good stuff you have to load each and every one and see what they have individually before you can get to jacking off.You might be wondering why I’m so upset about the sorting and the clips and honestly, it takes me all of 30 seconds to cum so when I spent 10 minutes getting to the video and 30 seconds on the good stuff, I feel a bit cheated. The site is a nightmare to navigate and I feel like I paid to be dicked around. I could have bought another fleshlight with that money and had a lot less trouble navigating that instead.Unlike the design, the website’s speed is immaculate. This is where the money shines. FTVGirls have really good servers so if you want to watch a fully fledged 4K masterpiece of pornography, you can. It won’t lag and it won’t complain if you scroll around. Downloading clips is also a really good idea because you can enjoy them for the rest of your life and in my opinion they have a lot of replay value. You can pick your favorite FTV girl and pretend that she is your waifu. That’s what I do and it gets me through the day. I’m thinking of getting her printed on a body pillow.

The Glorious Pics

And speaking of printing, FTVGirls puts a lot of love into their photography as well. Whenever they are recording a video, they have a photographer snapping high quality stills at the same time. And I have to say, the photos on FTVGirls rival those of Playboy. What’s even more amazing is that they take shots during the porn sections as well, so you can get an ultra-high quality still of two girls fisting each other and make it your wallpaper. I tried that once, but my mom saw it, freaked out and refused to feed me until I promised I wouldn’t do that again. So now I stick to anime waifus on my wallpaper instead. I bet ThePornDude’s mom lets him put up whatever wallpapers he wants. I bet he doesn’t live with his mom to begin with…