Lesbian Porn Videos! Do you ever notice how the dudes in pornos always have a massive monster cock? It’s frankly a little bit intimidating to a Porn Geek with a sad little micropenis. I don’t understand why they have to load up the flicks with giant dong when guys like me are just going to feel bad about it and go all soft. That’s why today I’m beating off to the all-girl action at LesbianPornVideos.LesbianPornVideos.com, if you haven’t guessed from the name, is a free sex tube dedicated to showing the fairer sex having lots of really dirty sex. The domain has seen some different designs over its nearly 20-year history, but with a name like that, it’s not like they can start selling artisan cheeses or some bullshit. I just scraped my own fresh batch of fromunda cheese out of my drawers, so now my junk feels a little lighter and ready to enjoy these horny dykes.
A Free Tube without All the Giant DingdongsMy tiny little nub is at full two-inch mast as I load up the front page, and there’s nary an enormous penis to send me spiraling down in a vicious cycle of shame and self-abuse. Instead of hot bitches getting speared from every angle by aggressive flesh weapons, all the beautiful ladies on the screen are pleasing each other. It’s your standard free tube formula, only with an exclusively female cast.The default view shows their Most Popular movies first. Right now, the #1 fan favorite on the whole site features Autumn Falls, Lena Paul, and their enormous fucking tits. Thumbnails show a moving preview when you hover over, and I can’t help massaging my crotch-thumb as I watch the babes finger each other and eat hot muff.Other popular clips include a cheerleader threesome, a couple of bubble-butt sluts kissing, licking, tribbing, and some girls nailing each other with strap-on dildos. The simulated schlongs are a lot bigger than mine, but I don’t feel as bad as when I watch some lucky, well-endowed stud hammering away at a woman’s snatch.I switched the view to the Most Recent so I could see how often LesbianPornVideos adds new lesbian porn videos. These fuckers are updating the site a cool 20 times a day with new scissoring, pussy-eating and dildo-play dyke movies. Most of them run around 6 minutes, which tells me they’re sample clips, but there are usually a few full-length scenes per day. Earlier today, they added a 45-minute scene of Ebony lesbos sitting on each other’s faces and taking both ends of a double donger.If you’re looking for a true marathon wank session, you can sort the front page by Longest. They’ve got an Asian lesbian movie that runs nearly two hours and a handful of 90-minute girl-on-girl fuck fests. That’s the perfect amount of time for a good fap while mom is out getting fingered at the movies by my old gym teacher.
Jacking Off: The Ultimate WorkoutOne of the longer scenes on LesbianPornVideos is a 73-minute epic called Hot Babes Pound Each Other By Strap-On. It’s got a 91% rating from other users, which tells me it might be worth my time. I also really like the thumbnail, which features 5 beautiful girls doing unspeakable things to each other in a gym somewhere.My mom has actually been telling me to join a gym for years, or at least go for an occasional walk in the actual sun. I’ve always been afraid of getting beaten up by jocks and made fun of for being a huge, gross fatty with terrible hygiene. Watching this flick makes me even more afraid of working out at one of these places. They’re always full of hot bitches getting fucked. I’d probably walk in, immediately blow a messy load in my sweatpants, and then vomit from the anxiety and smell of sex.After a few seconds of buffering, the video starts playing in a smooth 720p HD. It doesn’t go up to 1080p, but it does go down to 360p if you’re jerking off on a toaster today. There’s a hot slut lifting weights in a brightly lit gym, and then another babe starts eyeballing her and making sexy faces. I use the playback speed controls to watch it at double speed for few minutes until the groping and making out starts.Is it typical to hit the gym in a sexy bikini? Goddamn, that really settles it: I am never going to a gym. I mean, I have a pair of swim trunks somewhere, but I think the general public would be horrified to see me in it. I have bigger boobs than these bitches and a corpulent gut that hangs nearly to my knees, not to mention all the accumulated dead skin, sweat, and grease that spills out like smegma from between my rolls.I guess I can still live vicariously through porno, though. I actually splooged my pants a few minutes into the scene, but I knew I’d want to enjoy this one again later. I hit the Download button, but it’s off-limits until I sign up for an account. I have to give them my email address, which I hate, but I’ll be able to save files, which I love. Being a member will also let me upload flicks, create my own Favorites list, and, according to the sign-up page, surf lesbian porn without any pop-up ads.
Where’s the Boner Pill Spam?I expected a fair amount of spam from the site. It’s a free tube, after all. When I find long videos like this on the free sites, they’re even more likely to be loaded down with invasive ads. Surprisingly, I haven’t had a single pop-up with my adblocker running.The LesbianPornVideos business model seems to rely mostly on referrals, which is good for the freeloading perverts fapping to the site. Beneath each video is a link to a paysite where you can see more of the same. As I watch this girl take a big pink dildo up the ass while getting her twat fingered doggystyle, I contemplate following the Twistys link and signing up. ThePornDude likes them, and there’s nobody who knows good porno better than he does.Then again, the price is really fucking right here. I’ve been flicking my little ding-dong, trying to get it hard again as I watch endless free all-girl orgies. I’m broke for the rest of the month since I already spent my allowance on a Sailor Moon mask. I put it on my anime princess body pillow girlfriend when I want to switch things up in the sack.
Horny Lesbians in Various Sexual AdventuresThe Categories page is like a picture menu of all-girl depravity. They’ve got over 5,000 Amateur lesbian videos, and more than 10,000 tagged with Babes. I should fucking hope the girls in these movies are babes! They’ve also got a few hundred BDSM and BBW flicks, 2,000 Groupsex movies, and a few thousand horny lesbian Teens.Keep scrolling for a list of video tags. It’s a little bit of a mess, which is just something that happens on any site with user uploads. I do really like what I see, though. They’ve got nearly a hundred Abella Danger movies where she bangs other girls and more than 5,000 with Skinny girls. Fuck yes!In real life, the only woman I ever really see is my mom, who is so fat she rides a mobility scooter and can’t reach her feet so I’m the one stuck massaging her bunions. That’s just one of the reasons I’m really into those petite broads. Also, I think they may be a better match for my teeny, tiny cock than a big broad. Ever throw half a hot dog down a hallway?My mom is yelling down into the basement, saying she’s going to change the WiFi password if I don’t bring some of the cereal bowls back upstairs and wash out the rancid milk and moldy Cap’n Crunch. Still, it’s been a good fucking morning. I got to touch myself and have a mildly satisfying orgasm without having to see any big, intimidating dicks on the screen.If you hate seeing wieners, or just really love watching girls fuck each other, LesbianPornVideos.com is going to be right up your alley. There’s really minimal spam, and they add 20 new scenes per day. It’s hard to complain about that.