True Anal! Certain porn genres are more legendary than most modern religions are today. Ever since the days of the Ancient Greeks, mankind has known and celebrated the wonders of anal sex. That’s why it’s no wonder that we refer to anal as Greek nowadays. The Greeks were also into some other fucked up shit that’s a bit further south of anal than I’m willing to go in this review, but I appreciate their devotion to butt stuff nonetheless. They were on to something when they worshiped the backside pound and I’m very happy to say that in the 21st century we’re still very much on top of the best kind of penetration known to man.When I’m in the mood for some quality anal sex I try to combine my passion for Japanese porn in the mix and there will be a few JAV videos here and there that tickle my fancy. But for the real anal acrobats, we have to look further west. A lot further. We have to go all the way to the US of A.American girls are more willing to take entire goddamn flagpoles up their ass and remain so prolapsed that you could run a fleet of Volkswagens through their assholes and they’d still be standing there slack-jawed not having felt a thing.
Now, when it comes to western anal, there are a handful of websites that take their jobs very seriously. They specialize in nothing but the butt, and they’re very proud of it. You’re not gonna find quality anal on tube sites. For the real long term HD zoom in on properly destroyed anuses, you’ve got to go to the holy land of anal penetration. For me, that sacred place is TrueAnal.Com.
How Wide Can They Go?
TrueAnal is as far from an artistic site as you can possibly get, and yet there’s something really creative about the way that they film anal scenes. Their entire shtick revolves around getting the largest dicks in porn, hiding the dude’s face behind the camera, and showing you a very high definition close-up of the girl’s asshole while it’s getting stretched beyond belief. After a good hour on this site, you get a general idea of why girls that have been with ThePornDude have trouble sitting down for a few days after. It’s no joke. These girls are anal acrobats that really push the limits of what the human body is capable of taking. To me, they’re real war heroes.The videos themselves are all in extremely high quality, shot with really good modern equipment. You’re not going to see a half-assed blurry shot here. They really want you to be able to see every drop of cum oozing out of every girl’s assholes at the end of the 60-minute mark. Speaking of, the videos on TrueAnal are true, fully fleshed out movies. Most of them are hour-long flicks and they’re very well directed, that is, if you’ve got an ass fetish. Personally, I can’t wait for the day I get to eat my first ass, but for now, I’ll have to make due with playing pretend using my TrueAnal subscription.
As for the girls themselves, you’re going to find a shit-ton of famous recognizable faces on TrueAnal. There are countless triple-A girls on here that you’ll definitely have seen on other glamorous sites. However, they don’t just hire famous porn actresses across the board. There are a lot of quality newcomers as well, and what’s similar about all of them is that they’re all extremely talented at stretching their booties. And speaking of their booties, most of them have gigantic asses to go with their talented assholes, so you’re always going to feel like you’re under an ass eclipse. These girls’ posteriors are absolutely mesmerizing.Right off the bat, on the very home page, you’ve got Angela White, Lana Rhoades, and Mia Malkova. With that kind of welcome, you know you’re in for some shit. By the time these girls are done, you can literally see through their assholes up into their souls. I genuinely can’t believe how widely they manage to stretch their assholes, considering that I’ve heard that girls are usually really squeamish about that kind of thing. But looking on the bright side – if I ever find a hot chick that has had anal with ThePornDude in the past, I should be able to squeeze my 2-incher in there afterwards without her so much as batting an eye. I doubt she’d ever notice me.Another thing I really like about these girls, other than their anal acrobatics, is that they’re all really into the idea of getting fucked in the ass. I haven’t seen a single video where the girl isn’t absolutely overjoyed to be riding the cock for an hour straight. They’ve all got those irresistible sexy eyes staring right into the camera, making you believe that anal is really the only true way to satisfy a woman. Lana Rhoades, in particular, has this ominous stare that spins you for a loop. It’s just hard to imagine how these girls feel. But that’s not what you’re here for. You’re here to jack your dick off to quality ass smut, and TrueAnal is providing in droves.
The Website Design
TrueAnal is sporting a very standard modern look on their site, with a pure black design, where most of the screen is dedicated to seeing the various videos they have to offer. They’ve got a simple menu bar on the top of the screen, with a link to scenes, models and their own DVDs. I don’t much care for the DVDs personally, especially because I prefer my porn to be digital and streamable, but if you’re feeling a bit retro, they’re definitely worth checking out. The DVDs are a lot longer than the on-site videos, because they usually feature a handful of girls in stitched together scenes. They’ve also got some older DVDs as well, adding to the content.Beyond those menu options, there is, of course, the search bar, letting you look up videos by title and featured pornstar, though it’s better to sort by pornstar for the latter, as far as I’m concerned. Either way, you end up where you need to go.There are, of course, no ads on the entire site, short of a very tiny link to other sites in the network on the home page, but it’s very easy to ignore that teeny tiny button.
When you open up a video, you, of course, get the option to choose your preferred quality, with the default selection being HD. You also get a dropdown menu that lets you choose from all the available file sizes listing the quality of the video. Instead of offering 4K or even 2K video, they made an interesting decision I haven’t seen on other sites.They offer two different types of HD. Both of these are 1080, but the file size is double for one of them and they call this the “highest” quality. Presumably, their highest quality videos are meant for long term storage and download purposes and are not compressed. I couldn’t tell that much of a difference, but I could easily see that there is some compression in the “high” versus the “highest” file size. Either way, the choice is there. The site is fast enough to accommodate you online as well, so you could fap on the go. And of course, if you’re building up a porn collection, you’re free to and encouraged to download as many of their movies as you’d like.Although, at such a high price as $16.50 per month billed semiannually, I’d be very pissed off if I couldn’t download all the porn I wanted. I was a little disappointed with the price, but as far as I’m concerned it is not a deal-breaker, as long as you’re a hardcore anal fetishist.
Here’s where I was a tiny bit disappointed. Now, I’m not complaining; I’m aware that this is an anal destruction site dedicated to one specific genre of porn. Still, I would have liked to see some sort of variety within the anal genre, maybe with categories featuring nothing but female performers and strapons. Technically, that’s anal destruction too, and it would make for some quality content. And I’m sure they have a couple of videos like that on the site, but I personally couldn’t find them.There are no category tags on the site. It’s all per-model, and the direction appears to be exactly the same. That’s why I don’t believe that you’ll enjoy hopping from one video to another for the smut alone. It’s likelier you’ll care more about which pornstar is featured instead, because that way you get to see your favorite girl get absolutely destroyed by a large cock. But the scenario will remain exactly the same no matter which girl is in the deep end.