eFukt

Sometimes I review porn sites that have me cackling from ear to ear throughout, either because they feature funny content, or because the people that made it are completely insane. These types of sites are very rare, because, for the most part, people like to focus on the sexy aspects of pornography. It doesn’t matter whether a certain scene is humorous or deadpan, as long as you get to see a penis enter a vagina, you’re happy.I’m a lot like that too, especially since the chances of me ever entering a real vagina are comical in themselves, I appreciate the proper “normal” types of porn more than anything else. But I have to admit that sometimes I myself a little bored, in the mood for a pick me up. If I feel like kicking back and relaxing but I also happen to have a 2-inch boner between my legs, I channel the spirit of ThePornDude and I find something that I can jack off to that will also make me laugh.That’s when I hit up EFukt.Com

What’s the Deal with EFukt

EFukt is a very simple website that operates, for the most part, as a tube site. Except, unlike most tube sites, it’s organized like a video blog, where one lucky editor has the job of curating every video before it goes up on the site, including hard cuts and subtitles, with some memes mixed in for fun where appropriate.You see, EFukt is an adult humor site – literally. Whether they find a video because a fan-submitted it or they stumbled onto it themselves, they go out of their way to crop it for maximum humorous delivery and upload it to their site so that the world can laugh with an erection in their hands.There is no consistent genre and there are no rules. You can find damn near anything on EFukt including but not limited to double-takes from famous porn sites, to random ass videos from the deep web of amateurs doing things they’re probably going to regret. You’ll also find a ton of videos that feature celebrities with their pants down, in embarrassing sexual scenarios.What’s really interesting about EFukt is that they’re very devoted to keeping up the standard of mixing porn with humor, to the extent that they don’t post unless they find something that’s truly worthy to bear the EFukt name.

Back in Time

Way back when the internet was just starting off and porn was still a bit of a novelty, people used to come together in dark seedy forums to find and gawk at videos from third world countries that would make even the toughest of men like ThePornDude cringe and wince in disgust. It was the era of such classics as “2 Girls 1 Cup” and “1 Man 1 Jar”. It was back then that the internet made it clear that when the lights go out and no-one’s looking, people get really curious about weird pornographic content.It was never about finding the most sexually explicit videos, mind you. It was about finding fucked up shit that shocked and surprised, and ultimately made you laugh. Fast forward a decade and EFukt are sitting pretty on the top of this niche, as the single best place to find all the best surprising humorous porn clips on the web.Their editors find the absolute most depraved shit that exists on God’s green earth and they edit it up to legendary meme status before they slap it on the EFukt homepage for you to enjoy.

How To Jack Off on EFukt

I gotta admit, I’ve choked the chicken to EFukt videos before, and I feel no shame. There are tons of videos on here that, to me, feel like the one in a million video that you look for when you’re browsing through a regular tube site, just waiting to wrap up your next orgasm. The problem with regular porn is that it’s all the same, 99% of all videos will be identical, and then you’ll find that one secret gem of a video that redeems the whole website.Take Facial Abuse for example – a website that is famous for taking young, usually freshly 18-year-old wannabe pornstars and fucking them down the throat so hard that they regret every life decision they’ve ever made. It’s a very anti-feminist site, what can I say, but I’m sure ThePornDude approves.All of their videos are quality smut, but they get a little repetitive after a while. Well, one of them, by now legendary pornstar “Mayli”, went super viral, in part thanks to EFukt. In this video, the poor girl gets absolutely destroyed.I first saw the video on EFukt a few years back and I have to admit, I find myself coming back to it very often, because it is a work of art. The sheer level of sexual destruction that girl goes through is indescribable. And in the EFukt edit, you get a perfect cut right to the points where you can see her regret all of her life choices. As I said, it’s very anti-feminist, but I’ll be damned if it doesn’t get my peanut-dick hard at attention.So that’s the secret to EFukt’s success. They take the funniest, most unique, most fucked up parts of every and any bit of pornography, they edit it down to comedic perfection and post it on their site for freaks like you and me to jack off to. Truly they are doing Porn God’s work.

About the Design

It’s a very simple website that hasn’t changed in years and will probably never go out of style. They show you a dozen videos in a vertical list, and you can skip to the next page, like you’re looking at search engine results. You can check out the most viewed videos of the day, month, year, and all time. There are also a lot of categories that are properly tagged by the editors in case you’d like to check out something specific, like videos that specifically make fun of virgins having sex for the first time.Perhaps most importantly of all, there’s a neat and handy link of ThePornDude on top, with that familiar little avatar of his, and that’s how I personally know that this is a site that deserves respect and admiration.

Pics and Gifs

As a bit of a bonus, I should mention that the site also has a bunch of images and animations of fucked-up pornographic content as well. These aren’t nearly as popular as the videos section, but they maintain the same level of fucked up depravity.The bottom line is that EFukt really cares about their content, and they don’t seem to be dipping in quality over time. There’s always going to be fucked up shit out there and EFukt will always be around to gather it neatly in one place.

Conclusion

Whether you’re looking to have a few beers with the boys and share some laughs over some adult humor, or you’re in the mood to jack off to some fucked up shit, and you’re too much of a pussy to look up the kind of depraved smut you’re into, chances are you’ll find something properly fucked up on EFukt.They have always been and probably always will be the premier suppliers of fucked-up porn shit on the web, and they take their jobs very seriously. Their editors crop their videos with style, grace, talent and a general sense of macho badassery that would make ThePornDude proud. Their website is a staple of quality web design because they got it right the first time and there’s no need to ever update it.Hopefully, they’ll be around for a very long time, because with every porn video that gets made every day, there’s always a chance that some scene will end up a majestic fuck up that EFukt would be proud to cut and host on their site.Personally, I enjoy EFukt (often misspelled as "efuckt", "efucked", "efuket" and "efuct") both for the laughs and for the orgasms they’ve given me, and while I am a bit ashamed of the fact that fucked up shit turns me on, it’s a free country, and I have the right to enjoy any kind of smut that I see fit. So if I wanna watch a video of a girl being tied and bound, so that another girl can shoot thorns at her ass with a slingshot, I can and I will, and you should too.