DaftPorn

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The type of porn I consume varies greatly depending on my mood. Sometimes I’m feeling romantic after spending a nice night cuddling my pillow, and I want something gentle. A pretty girl, lots of kissing, and a genuine loving relationship. Something just sweet and sexy enough for me to jerk off to, but not so authentically loving that I realize how devoid my life is of genuine emotion and feel the unbearable urge to sob. On other nights I feel like an animal. I have a primal urge to fuck. Not to make love, but to brutally and violently destroy a pussy, ass, and mouth. Unfortunately, nobody is willing to have sex with me, so I have to fulfill this need with porn instead. When I’ve got this urge, I tend to go towards more extreme porn sites like DaftPorn. DaftPorn isn’t illegal or immoral per se, but it prides itself upon treading that line wherever possible. You won’t find any snuff videos or rape porn here, but you will find plenty of porn that comes as close as it gets without prompting an FBI investigation. You’ll also find funny porn, public porn, disgusting porn, violent porn—pretty much anything but your garden variety standard sex tapes. And hey, that’s not for everybody, I get that. But for guys like me, sometimes it’s just what we need to hit the spot.

Finding Your Niche

DaftPorn doesn’t offer extensive navigational options, but what you can do with the site works well enough. By default, you get a listing of the most recent videos. When you consider the fact that the site only hosts the type of porn that most sites won’t touch with a ten-foot pole, there’s a surprising amount of new content that shows up every day: I’d estimate that there’s an average of five to ten new videos uploaded each and every day. There are two types of videos on DaftPorn. Some are hosted on DaftPorn itself, while other videos listed are actually just links to videos on third-party websites. There isn’t any obvious way to tell them apart, but thankfully, it doesn’t really matter. In both cases, the type and quality of the content is about the same. We’ve been over how the site works: now let’s discuss the types of videos that DaftPorn has. If you’re some kind of overly moral do-gooder, or if you’re the type to get scared off by any kind of porn that strays from the norm, this might be where you back off. If, on the other hand, you’ve been masturbating for so long that you’ve become desensitized from anything but the most extreme, fucked-up, and strange shit, then this is exactly where you’ll fall in love with DaftPorn. You can scroll through that list if you’re not sure what you’re looking for, but seasoned fans of fucked-up porn can jump straight to the categories listing. It’s actually under a tab called “Videos” right up top. Click on that and you’ll be brought to a listing of every single niche that DaftPorn has available. Some of this is fairly standard stuff: you’ve got anal videos (though these usually involve a bit more pain than most anal porn), sucking videos (but again, these differ by usually involving gagging and choking), and cumshot videos (which, surprise surprise, end up being a bit more extreme in volume of cum than most videos). But then there’s the sort of stuff that brings people to DaftPorn. On the (slightly) more tame side is porn of couples getting caught in the act, girls losing their virginity, and premature orgasms. You know, the type of stuff that most porn sites don’t have much if any of, but nothing too wild. Things get a bit more extreme with categories like insertions (not insertions of normal body parts, believe me), menstruation, and rough sex. Again, these things can be found elsewhere, but they’re rare and usually frowned upon by the audience of a typical porn site. One step beyond that is where things get lazy. There’s porn featuring anorexic girls, which I don’t personally see the appeal of, but hey, if you want to watch a skeleton get fucked, I’m not here to judge. There’s a category that focuses on hermaphrodites—I’ve never wanted to watch a video of a person with a dick and a pussy before, but it’s actually better than I expected. On that same note, the category that has handicapped porn is hotter than I expected: I guess people in wheelchairs need to get laid too, and they certainly seem excited when it happens. Possibly the most polarizing category is the torture section. Please, if you’re even a little bit squeamish, steer clear of this part of the site. Even if you’re just curious, even if you just want to check out the thumbnails and descriptions to see what kind of fucked-up shit DaftPorn will host like some deranged tourist, be very careful before going into this section. To be perfectly honest, I won’t watch any of these videos: but still, just from spending a minute scrolling through the list of videos, I’ve seen several things I’ll never forget. Highlights include a man getting his dick nailed to a table, a guy putting a metal bar right down his dickhole, and some deranged lunatic slicing his dick in half. After looking at that section, I had to go back to the tamer stuff. I promise that DaftPorn isn’t only for absolute deviants into stuff like that: even if that is a portion of the site, there’s plenty of porn on tap for your garden-variety fucked-up asshole who wants to see something somewhere in between your garden-variety missionary sex and violent torture porn.

The Best Of Porn And The Worst Of Porn

DaftPorn combines some of my favorite things about porn with some of the worst things that any porn site can do. On one hand, the variety of categories is incredible. The videos are hot, and you’ll be able to find a video for just about any fetish. Yes, even things that I’m into. On the other hand, there’s absolutely no sorting or filtering within categories. There aren’t any tags, so the search function is practically useless since it only searches titles and video descriptions. And, worst of all, since so many of these videos are amateur (and truly amateur, not like the semi-pro girls that populate a lot of the bigger tube sites), the video quality is pretty bad more often than not. It’s easy to get in the general direction of what you’re looking for, but nearly impossible to quickly separate the best videos from the worst once you’re there. Still, on the whole, DaftPorn is great for what it is. It fills a unique niche that pretty much no other porn site can match. Yes, it’s got flaws, but so do I. I’m charming and debonair and polite, but I’m also a bit chunky (only 350 pounds), a bit short (a respectable 5’4), and my penis is only average (it’s at least three inches on a good day). Just as nobody is perfect (well, maybe except ThePornDude), no porn site can be perfect. The good outweighs the bad on DaftPorn, so I’m willing to accept these drawbacks.

Persistent Ads

I have one other major grip with DaftPorn: the advertising. I haven’t come across any pop-up ads, which are the absolute bane of my existence as somebody who watches porn so much that it should be my full-time job, but the site has loads of banner ads and sidebar ads. Which, hey, I shouldn’t complain about that—they’ve got to make money somehow, right? But the issue I have is that they don’t seem to get blocked by any adblocking software that I try. Everyone has to make a living, I get that, but I think it’s my right to be able to download software to have an ad-free experience. I don’t know what kind of magic they’re using to get by my ad-blocker, but I really don’t appreciate it. Although, now that I think about it, maybe I shouldn’t be complaining. $0.67 for a pill of Viagra is pretty reasonable, that might help me with… I mean. Ignore that. I don’t have any problems there, not at all. I’m a perfectly functional man, I just get nervous sometimes. It happens to everybody. Right? That’s what mommy says, at least.

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