Humor On! Whether you're like me and you like to touch your little stick too much, or you're a humorous person, it doesn't matter. Here, on Humoron.com, you can let yourself go and fulfill all of your fantasies. Unfortunately, I've let myself go, but not in a good sense. I'm still skinny as an Indian teenage boy, but I'm starting to grow a little belly, like some kind of a skinny-fat bastard. If I didn't know better, I'd say that I'm pregnant. So yeah, aside from being the biggest moron in the universe, my humor sucks too. But at least the passion for porn is there, right? Anyways, not to stall this for too long, Humoron.com is a great site that mixes porn with bizarre humor and other kinds of weird shit. And without further ado, let's just get right into it.
First impressionsConsidering the fact that this site stores bizarre and weird videos, it sure does look like it too. The ugly and bright yellow color doesn't look cool, it seems like a Sponge Bob hentai site for fuck's sake. The narrowness of the place reminds me of early 2008-2009 vlogs, back in the old days where anti-vaccination moms still didn't exist. All in all, even though the navigation tools seem okay, I'd personally say that Humoron.com looks like a real shit show. But what can you do? I live in a shit show too. Yellow bright color everywhere, every time my mother does a poo-poo in her diaper. The narrowness of my dad's throat whenever he swallows a pill and starts choking on it until he becomes blue... Those are just some of the things that I have to see on a daily basis, but, you get used to it with time, you know?
NavigationIgnore all of the upper options on Humoron.com. Instead of having any ads on their website, they decided to take a sneakier approach. Most of these so-called 'options' actually take you to a completely different site, which really fucking annoys me. It reminds me of all those times my dad told me he was going to take me outside. I always imagined the park, the trees, the birds, ice creams, all that kid stuff, you know? But in the end, what do you get?You sit with your dad on a bench next to the pharmacy in your city, while he's smoking his last cigarette. And he is begging people for money all the same time, complaining about how he doesn't have the money to feed his child. Luckily, people were generous enough to donate so that my dad can buy his drugs, plus we always shared a doughnut too.The top options on Humoron.com are weird as shit. They range from merely funny, to bizarre and shocking. Like from maybe like a picture of a cutie with a witty caption, all the way to two girls licking a dead pigeon. Yeah, that happens. So if you have a weak stomach, it probably isn't the best idea for you to be here. I personally have a weak stomach, but I'm getting paid for this. I'd even push through the whole birthing a child process if I have to, for money. But, even if that was somehow possible, I doubt that anybody would want to mix their genes with me. Making a baby with me would be like sentencing your baby to the constant torture and misery until it dies.Humoron.com also has categories, but we will explain those in detail later. Right now, we need to focus on the fact that these categories are stored in small bubbles. What is this, 2003? The last person to have that wacky of the design was the MTV channel, and they had some fucked up designs. I mean it reminds me of sixteen and pregnant, only nobody's sixteen nor pregnant. But the point of trashiness and cheapness still stands, that's a simple fact. People make their site look dead and then wonder why people act like it is - a.k.a avoid it, and only goth people sometimes come there.
The perksThe only good perk is the fact that you don't have to register on this abomination of a site. To be completely honest, we've yet to check out the content, but I just feel like it's horrible. Everything else has been so far, you know? It only adds another drop to the ocean of depression, that is my life. In fact, before I finish this review, I'll probably go and have a crying session. With a bit of luck, my parents will fall asleep so I can jerk off too. There's nothing better than the natural lubricant made of fresh male tears. That's my exclusive product, you know?But yeah, and all of the content is free as well. So, if you don't want to pay for the weird content, you just have to get used to Humoron.com and stay on it, and that's it. There's no philosophy and no bullshit here. I'm not my dad. I won't lie to you every day and secretly spend weekends in jail instead of with my imaginary child. No, fuck you, you're crying!
The categories that aren't categories plus the contentSo the categories on Humoron.com aren't really categories. It's like when you get something that's not really that, but it's something else. Kind of like how I ask my dad to buy me a slice of pizza when we're out, and he promises to do so but comes back with a loaf of dry bread instead. And he just lets me eat that. But what the fuck can you do already, you have to keep eating, right? I mean at least I do because if I didn't, I'd get the ever-loving fuck beaten out of me every single moment of my whole life. So yeah, the categories in the bubbles aren't really categories, but you'll see the reason why in just a short second.You see, when you click on any of these, it once again redirects you to another site. Humoron.com, that's such an asshole move. I get that you have money to make, but dude, at least give out a warning or something, this isn't fair. I'm not here to explain other sites, I'm here to review your website, and you're making it harder for me to do that- And for the first time in my life, I'm not talking about my penis.And if you keep digging, you'll find an even worse thing out. Even the videos on Humoron.com don't come from them. So what is the purpose of this site exactly? It's like my uncle, Jimmy. He's actually black and adopted. He knows he's not connected to us in any sort of way, but unlike Humoron.com, he doesn't act like he is.
All in all, this is the most massive dick move in the history of porn. I feel like I spent my time researching this site for nothing. As a distributor, maybe it's a little bit good, but all around, this is one of the worst places I've ever seen. This is even worse than my life. More pathetic than me, and you have to work really hard to achieve that.
Registration and conclusionThere's no registering option on Humoron.com. And I'm glad there isn't. There would really be no point in any of you paying or even doing it for free, simply because this site is a distributor. It takes content from another site and just scatters it around the globe for people like a charity organization. Only I hate charities because they have a nasty habit of avoiding my family and me. I mean, it is our fault after all, since my mom bit one of the workers because of an ice cream cone. I live surrounded by animals, and I can't thrive while I'm in these conditions.But, who knows, maybe one day I'll free myself? Or everything will stay the same? Stick to my site and read my reviews to find out. But yeah, back to my original point. As a distributor? This site can work. With some polishing, but it can work. As an independent site? Absolutely not. It has zero originality in terms of quality and content. So yeah, the creators better keep it the way it is right now, or just scrap it and start a whole new project altogether.