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Shemale Z! As you all may know, from all the years of masturbation, my dick does not work correctly. That means that I am unable to have sex. And even if I stopped touching my meat, it still does look ugly, and it's somewhat small, I don't want to lie to you. So, for the reasons that I'm about to explain, Shemalez.com is touching my heart. You see, for a while, I thought that transvestites are going to be the solution to my problems. It's a girl, and it smells like a girl, talks like a girl, and walks like a girl. But she has a penis too, meaning that she can plow me, which I wouldn't have any problems with as long as it means that we will cuddle and hold hands together.That's because, even though I gave up the idea of getting laid, it doesn't mean that my body and brain do not cry and demand comfort from other people, I want to shut down this crippling loneliness sound inside of me, man, it's killing me. Well, now that I've already bored you with my problems... We can go on to the fun part of this. Which is, of course, the review. It's not as good as ThePornDude's, but you can still enjoy it. If, of course, you like sob stories and that type of crap.
The homepage
The homepage does not have anything special going on for it. At least not for you. For me, it's full of unrealistic hopes and dreams that will probably never come true, and I will stay lonely together. Who knows, maybe my parents are right. They always say that I'm a failure and that they are feeling pretty well. I do know that I'm a failure, there's no question about it. But maybe I should get addicted to something else besides porn so that I could feel some emotions at least. Anyways, before I get someone worried and someone calls the cops on me, let me tell you that, besides the options and videos, the homepage has absolutely nothing. Their color of choice is hideous, and I cannot fathom the logic behind choosing it. I mean, you have a shemale porn site, and you want purple? What is this, a 3rd-grade girls' diary or what? The design may be horrible, but at least the thumbnails look attractive.Navigation
The navigation is okay. By the looks of it, Shemalez.com is a free shemale porn tube site, which means that the navigation options at the very top are just other sites. Maybe they are a part of the same network, or perhaps they have some advertisement deal for the money, I have no idea. But the options below those are useful, and something that we are going to discuss. They are also different from me, because I'm not very useful, and nobody will discuss anything with me, because people find me repulsive. But, even though that has its disadvantages, it also has its perks too. My life is very peaceful and quiet. Some people wouldn't complain about it, probably because they think it's chill time. But when you're lonely and pathetic, your 'chill opportunities' stop having any meaning whatsoever.Now, the first couple of options on Shemalez.com are the videos, models, and the categories. The categories we will discuss further in another section of this review, but the first two are generally significant. The videos, you can sort out by length, popularity, whether they're new, the most commented, and whatnot. And same goes for the models, except you can sort these out alphabetically, or by popularity and views. And that's it, you know, the same as life. In school, they sort you out by popularity, and after that, they pretend they don't care about it anymore. But people are generally addicted to popularity. And what that makes me? That makes me the only junky at a party without any drugs in his system, if you know what I mean.Next up, you have the playlists, which give you a series of videos with specified themes. For example, solo transvestites, with girls, with guys, with big cocks, small cocks, everything you can imagine. So yeah, Shemalez.com did an excellent job on that. And the rest is just community and channels crap, which are real people and porn networks that host some of their videos or video previews there. All in all, nothing exciting. It's the same as every other free porn tube site. That's kind of similar to me, since I also don't have anything exciting in my life, and I'm just pure and everyday average human. But yeah, we can't control our destiny. Shut up, I know we can, I'm just now willing to do it since I'm stuck in my whining cycle.The perks
The only perk is that you get all of these videos for free. It's an open tube, and the videos are generally excellent and exciting, and you don't have to pay for them. Maybe the streaming and downloading options aren't the best. But if you don't have the money to pay for something better, then you don't get to complain. That's the same as my mom complaining about her disability checks and welfare. Well, you're not even disabled, you're just too fat to move, you stupid cunt! And you don't want to be like my mom, trust me.The only thing she does is eat unhealthy foods and reminisce about the days when she was hot. That was in high school, of course, where she met my dad. But lucky for them, though, at least they got some wild ass stories from high school. All I have are stories about me being ridiculed and bullied. That's how my brain got fucked up so bad that I'm writing reviews for sites like Shemalez.com.The categories
As far as the categories on Shemalez.com go, they're pretty good. You can find some excellent stuff here. From blowjobs to Asian ladyboys, and whatnot. They are all neatly lined up, like some list, and that helps you find what you need. And at a much faster rate than that! Meaning that you can waste even more time on the actual content, instead of on technicalities. And spending your life away by watching porn may seem pathetic to some people, but for us that have nothing else going on for us, it's heaven-sent. All in all, I'm sure you'll love the categories because Shemalez.com did a perfect job on them.If you enter a particular category, you will also find videos lined up as well. Then, you can choose a video, and that's it. Watch the video, blow a load, and then quickly get the fuck out before anyone sees what kind of fucked-up shit are you watching. At least that's my recipe because my mom has that awkward habit of entering my room without knocking like I'm a thirteen-year-old boy. I mean, I am her handsome little boy still, but there's no need for barging in. Knock, let me turn off Shemalez.com, and then you can enter.And the video player in these videos/categories is the same as every other. The only difference is that half of their ads are from Youtube, leading me to believe that there's some hypocrisy in the air. The Youtube is trying so hard to be a politically correct platform for children, and yet they advertise their content on porn sites. That's the reason why great creators are now leaving the platform, and also another reason why porn is better than the mainstream shit. At least porn is honest in its disgusting form. But when you play a video, you can choose the quality that you play it in, and then you can also comment on the video, but only if you have an account, which is fair. Excuse me for derailing for a second there, I know that you're here for porn, not Youtube, but I just needed to complain for a second there. As usual.Registration and conclusion
Even though you don't need to make an account to view the videos, you can do so if you want. And Shemalez.com has a straightforward registering process. For example, you can click on the sign-in button. Then, you type in your username, your password, and your email. And that's it. You're finished. After you confirm that you're not a robot, of course. But I don't know. I'm so dead inside that I sometimes feel like I am. All in all, if I have to conclude this shit, let me do it properly. For example, you have a great set of videos. The design is horrible, but the practical site is cool. Shemalez.com's got me confused, but if I had to rate this site, then I'd say that it's on a higher scale. Maybe something like 7 out of 10, which is generally a great thing.- Good content
- Easy to browse
- Interesting playlists
- Design
- The disgusting colors
- Some boring options
