I had never considered the sex appeal of a British female before. That is, until I visited XXBrits.com. Here, I found an amazing selection of videos that made me realize that British females are some of the sexiest women alive. I could not believe how intoxicating it was to hear one of their voices: it was like butter to my ears, and I could have basted in it like a delicious golden turkey for days.But then mother interrupted me, and the sweet sounds of a British lady giving a blowjob at a pizza shop suddenly came crashing down to mother’s screeching voicebox. I screamed at her for once pointed to the basement stairs, and told her to exit swiftly, ‘for I had business to attend to.’ This angered mother, and she threw her alcoholic drink in my face and screamed obscenities at me I would not dare to write here, friends!The cranberry of her mixed vodka drink got into the canker sores of my mouth! I began to convulse and foam at the mouth, all the while mother laughed at me. She said something about, ‘that’s wut you git,’ while I passed out from the anguish. I woke up in a hospital, and my nurse was, you guessed it, a British lady. She was older, had giant breasts, and wore a tight nurse outfit that, I won’t lie, made me tug at my johnson while bent over. If that sounds appealing to you, then visit XXBrits, my dear male feminist friends. You will not regret it!
Powerful search options
One of the things that spoke to me as a male feminist that currently has a hard-on for British females is the fact that XXBrits.com has powerful search options that will make you want to stand up and salute these beautiful beauties. I noticed that at the top of the homepage, there is a search window with a drop-down box where users can choose between videos, photos, models, and users.Type in whatever query you have in this field then choose the appropriate type of search you want to find. For example, if you know of a certain user who uploads specific pornography types, you can enter their name and search for their username. The same goes for models. As for videos, typing in a kind of kink or category of porn also works in this manner.I tried the search option here and there, and it works pretty darn good! I never had a problem with it. Especially when I wanted to find busty British ladies, I was able to find videos using this query, though finding pictures was trickier. That’s because there are only a few pages of pornographic images, so searching for the images does not make a lot of sense.
Browse photo albums and models – but add more of them, please
I love the fact that you can browse all kinds of photo albums and look at the stunning models that make me want to steal mother’s credit card, book a first-class ticket to Britain, and never look back. Unfortunately, there just isn’t that much to offer in these two sections. While your mileage may vary, as of this review, there are only two pages of photo albums and one page for models. And the good Lord knows that ThePornDude agrees with me when I say this: there needs to be more available for each section to make listing them worthwhile. If there are only a few pages tops for both the photo albums and models section, then I don’t see a point in having these sections to begin with. It feels like it’s too much trouble if there isn’t going to be that many new albums and models added.To XXBrits’ credit, there are a decent amount of views on the photo albums section. The number of views ranges in the tens of thousands in a lot of cases, so it isn’t like people are not looking at the content. Still, more albums and models need to be added in these sections first and foremost to justify their existence. If XXBrits does not add content to this section, they should remove it altogether.
Damn good site design
Even though the albums and models sections are lacking and leave some to be desired, that does not take away from the elegance of the overall site design on XXBrits.com. I would not say that the overall design of the site is colorful exactly, but the bold colors of red and black will grab your attention and entice you to look around on the site at least in the short-term. The site design is not exactly Earth-shattering by any measure, but it’s attractive and simple enough that it won’t make you puke from how crummy it looks.I would say that XXBrits feels like a red-light district, which is probably what they were going for when designing this free tube site. You know how when you see a website and it just looks like a porn site? That’s the kind of vibe you get from XXBrits.com. If you had no idea what the free tube site was all about, you would still think that you had landed on a porn site. And you know what, my dear male feminist friends? *Smooches on the cheek* You would be right!
Excellent video listings
Complimenting the excellent Web design is the outstanding video listings that make it ridiculously easy to find the kind of content you are looking for. While the categories make this happen as well (more on those in a moment), you will notice that the information found in each video listing is one way you are going to be able to find the kind of content you are craving. And if you are like me my dear male feminist ally, that’s pretty much every gosh darn video on XXBrits!The best way to see what kind of content you are going to be watching is to look at the key information in each listing on XXBrits.com. Look at the video listings, and you will notice that each listing shows a thumbnail, title, if the video is in HD, duration, title, view count, and rating. It has every piece of information you could ever want from a video listing. The only thing I can think of that would have been relevant is to include tags associated with the video. This site does not have that kind of feature though, so it’s not necessary.Thus, this British free tube site has all kinds of useful information that will make you jump up and say, “yes! I will uplift and praise amazing British women until I cannot open my eyes or even think just like you do, PornGeek!” Well, I am happy to hear it my white knight: visit this free tube site today, and you will be wondering where it has been your entire life!
Videos load quickly
When I noticed that XXBrits.com featured videos mostly in HD, I wondered if it would take forever for the content to buffer and load. On some free tube sites, when you try to watch the content in HD, it spins and sputters for so long that you start to wonder if the video is actually a loading icon to begin with. How humorous would that be as a practical joke? Oh, I will have to trick one of my anime watchers club members – they would get a real hoot out of that!But thankfully, I did not notice any buffering issues or woes of any kind. Even when I was looking at these videos on a mobile device, they loaded up almost instantly. The videos looked amazing and crystal clear. With fast loading times and videos that look amazing combined with British content that will make your mouth drool as you uplift and praise these beautiful gals, this is a website that will make you want to favorite it and come back time and again.Now excuse me, my white knight friends. I will visit XXBrits.com one more time to give more beautiful ladies the telepathic praises and good vibes they are hungry for. I only hope that another Chad demon doesn’t infect me and force me to jack off my own dingus. Oh goodness, I would feel like I had betrayed these beautiful ladies if I did something so obscene.Oh, Heavens! Too late! I already came in my tighty whities!
XXBrits.com has some of the sexiest British videos you will find on the Internet. Many of them feel spur-of-the-moment, like you are actually there as someone is recording themselves getting sexy. Unfortunately, there are not many categories, and the number of photo albums and models is severely lacking. These sections need to have more content added to them in the near future.