ParodyPass

Parody Pass! My life pretty much revolves around movies, TV and online pornography. I binge watch sitcoms and sci-fi shows when I’m not jerking off, which is a lot of downtime since I only last about 4 seconds a pop. I’m such a TV enthusiast that I have a deep ass groove I’ve carved into the couch over the years with my fatness, forever marking it as mine with a permanent brown stain and fecal odor. Yeah, I feel like I’m exactly the LCD-obsessed nerd ParodyPass is churning out smut for.ParodyPass.com has been creating X-rated versions of the series and films you’ve been beating off to for years anyway. I just about shit myself when I found out they had a porn version of X-Files so I didn’t have to keep shaking my dick at the TV version. Well, to be honest, I actually did push out a little turtle head, but you can’t blame me. That’s just what these guys do. Today I’m going to dig in deep and see how well they do it.

XXX Parody Porn for XXX Parody People

This morning my mom told me that I’m a parody of a son. That’s really mean and I don’t think it’s fair. What do she know, anyway? The old bag doesn’t spend her evenings watching porn parodies, studying the way they weave pop culture and comedy with filthy hardcore sex. I mean, fuck, is that what makes a parody? In that sense, maybe mom is right. My basement lair is covered in movie posters, comic books, and spank mags, so maybe I am a proud parody of something.The landing page at ParodyPass shows you some of the shit they’ve taken on with their satirical style of erotica. I always thought the True Blood vampires were too sexy to watch with mom, especially with how she moans and tweaks her engorged nipples during the blood-drinking, but ParodyPass’s version has Asians, Blondes and Latinas getting hosed down with hot cum. Mom’s just got ranch all over her blouse because she’s a sloppy eater with poor hygiene.Their Star Trek: The Next Generation porn parody has a full, freaky cast in the big banner for the film, and the Anchorman billboard looks like the real thing until I notice the cock-sucking and ass-eating. I love that they’ve put in the time, effort and money it takes to make real parodies. Some sites slap a wig on a bitch and call it a day, but these perverts really want to sell that Seinfeld sex fantasy.I’m such a dipshit I didn’t even notice the Play buttons tucked into the corner of each preview image. I clicked the one on their Flintstones parody and watched Fred slide down his work dinosaur’s tail, into his foot-powered caveman car, and finally dropped into a sexy, prehistoric sitcom house full of pornstars. They’ve even got a damn theme song happily singing me the setup, just like on the real thing. I got flashbacks to eating Cap’n Crunch while mom gave my scout leader a blumpkin.The feel is light and cheesy like you’d expect from a live-action version of The Flintstones, but the humping is fuck-movie filthy. The three-minute trailer gives us glimpses of Wilma sucking dick, Betty getting her twat covered in a creamy white sauce, and a teenage Pebbles getting stuffed with enormous, rock-hard, thrusting cock.

Your Moms Favorite XXX Parodies and Yours, Too

I almost didn’t get to sign up for ParodyPass. Mom told me I already spent my allowance this week on a big Naruto flag, but I bought that for the house, goddamnit! Anyway, once I told her they had pornographic versions of The Golden Girls and WKRP in Cincinnati, she relented. The old bitch loves that old shit! It sucks I have to share the password with her, but at least I can see Ashlynn Brooke taking it in a much better Big Bang Theory than they show on the tube.A month is 30 bucks, the same as everywhere else. Yearly breaks down to 10 bucks a month, with a couple of in-between options. They do take gift cards, but I’ve been hoarding them in case mom makes good on her threats to stop boiling hot dogs for me. A man’s got to eat.The sign-up page says membership includes access to 15+ Exclusive Sites. ParodyPass is part of the NewSensations network, which stretches the hell out of that membership dollar.

About That Network Membership…

It can be a real mixed blessing when you get a network membership included with the regular price. It fucking rules to get surprise access to more than a dozen porn sites when you thought you were just getting one. It fucking sucks when you realize that one site you really wanted is stale.The Upcoming Network Updates are displayed across the top of the screen. They’ve got something new coming out almost every day, including MILFS getting pearl necklaces and Asians getting titty-fucked. That’s really great, but the most recent ParodyPass flick is that True Blood parody. It was released nearly a year ago.

Just Like TV, but with More Explicit Fucking

The irregular updates suck, but at least there’s a lot of good parody smut to choose from. It almost feels like mom signed up for some secret new cable TV plan that gives you access to all the filthiest episodes that got banned from regular TV. They’ve got sexed up variations of Friends, Reno 911, the Office and Who’s the Boss?I have a lot of reoccurring fantasies about Scooby Doo, so naturally, I gravitated to the ParodyPass movie about the teenage mystery solvers getting their fuck on. The bad news is that the site doesn’t have any beastiality at all, which means my real Scooby Doo fantasies are still limited to my imagination and those scary darknet sites.The good news is that the porn version is truly full-length; Scooby Doo: A XXX Parody runs a good two hours. It’s times like this that I wish I had The Porn Dude’s sexual stamina. That guy can go forever, from what I understand. Not that I’m a creepy homosexual stalker or anything.The flick opens with Shaggy waking up from a night of drinking and smoking, confused that his doggy friend is missing. Oh no! The opening credits feel like this could be a family-friendly mystery adventure, with fun organ music setting the atmosphere.Shaggy gets the gang together and they interrogated him a bit, trying to figure out what the hell happened to Scooby. Watching good-looking people interact in a conversational way made me feel bad, so I skipped ahead a few minutes and found Shaggy with a mouth full of muff. It’s a long, hard fuck scene with a rock ‘n’ roll soundtrack and lots of animalistic grunting.I skipped ahead some more and found Daphne up on the bed wearing nothing but those pink boots, getting her asshole licked. I’m not sure how this is going to help them find the missing dog, but who am I to judge? I found my mom’s mummified cat last week under a pile of my used semen socks. She’s been missing for a few months.

How to Make Good Parody Porno

I watched the ParodyPass version of That 70s Show and found the same formula: long, dirty sex scenes intercut with some light comedy based on some shit from TV. It’s a simple recipe, but it works because they use really good ingredients. The porn stars are beautiful and fuck like gods and goddesses, and there is enough effort put into the funny parts to make you laugh. More importantly, they re-create the feel of your favorite TV shows well enough to make these clips feel like your actual masturbatory TV fantasies.The biggest problem with the site is easily the lack of regular updates. If you’re looking for a brand-new, fresh sex parody every week, the membership here ain’t going to cut it for you. You end up with regular new exclusives to jerk off to with the NewSensations network access, but new parody movies will be few and far between. What you’re really buying is a NewSensations pass, which includes the solid parody stash at ParodyPass.If the only thing that makes your cock hard is oversexed variations of the TV shows you watch while eating drive-through hamburgers from a greasy bag, you’ll probably want to sign up for parody pass every once in a while to save their collection. For normal perverts who also like parody smut, the NewSensations network access will round out the membership and make you feel like you’re not getting ripped off. The parodies you’ll find are done really fucking well, with hot talent and plenty of attention to detail.