Porn One, aka vPorn is one of the websites I rely on for fast-loading HD pornography - the kind of pornography that I can’t afford even on my best day because my mother only gives me 50$ as a weekly allowance. This site has all the HD videos you could ever need, and one of the things which I think make it stand out boils down to just how easy it is to use. Not only can even the most inept internet users get around this site with relative ease, but you can also find a video that will kick your sex drive into gear within seconds, even if your sex drive is permanently damaged from watching too much porn like mine is (I can’t even get an erection for a real girl, but my two-inch thing gets hard as a rock for a nice video).Now while this site may not contain my go-to porn genres such as ASMR, cuckolding and Hentai, it does contain full scenes or even full movies which are made by professional porn production studios that make them in an attempt to sell them and feed the ever-growing Western capitalist machine in the process. I’m not one to support that agenda, which is why I’ve refused to look for an occupation for 5 years in a row now, relying on what little money my mother hands out to me in the meantime.And when it comes to porn, I either purchase subscriptions using my mom’s credit card (which I’ve been caught using without permission several times and have been beaten for it as a result). Or sometimes I end up running into gems like these thanks to the Porn Dude’s ever-helpful list and manage to get my hands on grade-A premium material for 0$. VPorn’s main ‘shtick’ it would seem is handing out free high definition porn videos like they’re subpoenas, and I’d definitely please myself to its content day in and day out. But is it as good as it seems? Let’s find out.
Can’t Make a Choice? The All-Time Section Will Set You ‘Straight’
One of the things which I almost always run into when masturbating to content that’s not ASMR, cuckolding, cosplay of my favorite female video game character or babying is the inability to settle for one video which I’ll masturbate to. The problem with me is that I just love pornography too much - I’ve been masturbating to internet porn videos since junior high, so I can’t say that I’m an amateur in this. This, of course, means that my taste for pornography is much more refined than the average casual masturbator.When I choose to masturbate on a porntube-style website such as this one, I can’t easily find a video that’s worthy of my precious load, which only ‘comes out’ a few times per day. This leads to me searching for a worthy video to splurge to for at least 10-15 minutes while proceeding to fap to it for a total of 5-6 minutes (I never last too long when I masturbate, it must be because my sex drive is just so intense).But one thing I can always rely on to counteract this strange phenomenon that has me indecisive when it comes to choosing the right video is the ‘recommended’ or ‘most popular’ sections which appear on most popular porntube-style websites. VPorn here has plenty of them on its home page - the resident ‘popular’ section here (which can be fine-tuned to search for straight, gay, female or shemale content) certainly does the trick. All the videos it displays contain very attractive thumbnails which I’d go for even on my least horniest of days - the days when I only resort to masturbating just once.
HD Premium Videos…
There are few things better in this world than HD premium videos, especially when you know that they were made in order to be purchased but somehow ended up being uploaded on a free website. I’ve stolen my mother’s credit card a lot of times in order to pay for a porn website subscription or to buy in-game items for some of the MMORPGs which I play - this time, however, it would seem that the tables have turned, and this once ‘premium’ porn has now turned into a free video on this website. Rejoice!
As Well As Homemade Amateur Flicks
There is also a great deal of homemade amateur movies here which you can tell are authentic because their lighting is absolutely horrendous when compared to the professional videos. Also, you can tell that they’re real because I don’t seem to fancy them that much as well. The truth is that I like all pornography, but amateur pornography is really hard for me to get into because it works best for people who can relate to it, and I can’t, in all honesty, say that I’ve had intercourse with a female - I’m sure the Porn Dude can enjoy all the authentic amateur XXX content he wants.Me though, I’d choose a nice babying or Hentai video over an authentic video any day of the week, especially Saturdays when my mother goes out of town to visit my relatives and I have the house all to myself (sometimes I like to masturbate in rooms that aren’t my own, I wish I’d stop leaving semen stains everywhere though because they’re impossible to clean).
Videos Have a Little Written Synopsis Below Them
One thing about this site that’s hard to find on other porntube websites is the little synopsis for the video you’ve chosen - each video here has a little summary of it written right below it. It’s usually 1-4 sentences long and is a perfect description of what exactly goes down within the video. Not only is this great for seeing what you’ve gotten yourself into when you’ve opened a video, but it’s also ideal for that immersion which I look for when masturbating to internet porn. Nothing like a little prep-time consisting of reading through a short summary of the video you’re about to masturbate to in order to get you in the right mood for a nice ‘self-care session’.
Need Some Company For the Night?
I’d never spend what little money my mother gives me on real women, so when it comes to experiencing intimate romance, I choose to instead role play with one of the many, many virtual pornstars available to me. These girls are mine every night, which is more than what I can say for some dude who goes out and has sex with drunk women he picks up from clubs - talk about STD risk! Sometimes I’d to into a site’s pornstar section and check out all the girls it has on offer for me. I’d click the one I like the most and read up on her personal information, which is usually posted on her profile - luckily, VPorn here has profiles full of information for all of its women, regardless if they’re Lisa Ann, Gina Valentina or some relatively unknown girl that just started doing porn.This information really helps me role play and gets me into a self-induced hypnosis where I pretend that I’m her boyfriend - then we proceed to have sex, which is easily done via a POV video. If you’re a true connoisseur of pornography like me and can see yourself doing this, then you’ll be glad to know that it’s fully doable on VPorn (often misspelled as "Porn V", "vPorm", "vPron" or "PornV") here. As for getting a real girl, I’m not gonna chase any girl who doesn’t have elf ears like Belle Delphine - until I find one that does, it’s all virtual girlfriends for me baby! (so what if I cry sometimes at night?)
Works Absolutely Fine on My Phone
It took me months of saving up what little of my allowance I had left after constantly purchasing subscriptions to various porn websites as well as in-game items in order to be able to purchase an actual smartphone. That was back in 2017, and since then my life’s changed for the better because my nifty 75% Samsung can access this site (and others like it that are optimized for mobile) with relative ease so long as I’m connected to a Wi-Fi network. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gone down to the local library to ‘study’ and instead spent around an hour within its bathroom, masturbating to some succulent ASMR or cuckolding porn while connected to the free Wi-Fi.