Dyked

I don’t care who you are, what kind of chicks you like, how old you are, whether or not you’ve been with many partners, where you come from, your ethnicity, your race, your socioeconomic class, how educated you are, what you do for a living, what you do in your spare time, or anything at all … one thing that I know, without a doubt, that is 100% true, 100% of the time is this: if you have a dong, you’re into dykes. Without exception. Well, except for gay guys. They like lesbians, but for very different reasons. That’s more about a shared plight kind of thing, I think, and less of a shared plowing fantasy or anything like that.Prove me wrong. Are you a straight guy who has zero interest in seeing some hot lesbian action? Are you honestly going to try and tell me that if two smoking hot lessies were to walk into your bedroom right now and start taking each other’s clothes off and kissing and licking each other’s nether regions, you would, what, walk out of the room? Be disgusted? Be offended? Try to put their clothes back on? Yeah, right. You are full of crap and you know it.This is the one thing that all straight guys share. We may not all love football and beer. We may not all go to the gym. We may not all get laid on a regular basis (like my hero, The Porn Dude does). But, at the end of the day, we’re all just guys, right? And we all, at one point or another, have fantasized about being involved in a hot lesbian sex situation. Either in our heads or by watching lesbian porn.

How I Converted to Lesbianism

I actually refused to watch lesbian porn for a long time, if you can believe that. It just wasn’t my thing I mean, don’t get me wrong, I had definitely had my share of lesbian fantasies in my day. But when it came to porn, when it came time to cum, I just wasn’t champing at the bit for lesbo porn. It was kind of hard for me to get into it. Porn, for me, has always been about the realistic potential of making the fantasy in question come true. So, for instance, a porno in which a male student is asked to stay after class by his older (and very hot) teacher one day and then has his wiener deepthroated and ridden until the cows come home. Now, that is the kind of thing that I could’ve gotten into (and I did, regularly … I have the search history to prove it).A lesbian sex scene, on the other hand, well, that is something that has no room for me in it. In no reality is a pair of super-hot lipstick lesbians ever pulling me aside and asking me to join them in the bedroom. Not even if they are bi. Now, that could have more to do with me being who I am, I suppose, being hideously unapproachable and unscrewable by pretty much everyone on earth’s standards. But I think it also has something to do with the fact that lesbians are, well, lesbians. Their whole thing is that they like vagina, not penis. So, what would be the point of me fapping to a fantasy that I have no place being in?Eventually, however, I came around (and I came around and around), and I realized that there is a potential spot for a male in a lesbian sex scene. And that is, of course, in corner. Watching. Jacking off to what these two beautiful women are doing before his very eyes. As soon as that occurred to me, I went on a freaking lesbian porn bender. It’s all I watched. For a good month straight. All I did was sit in my room, eat Doritos and Hot Pockets, and watch lesbians eat each other’s hot pockets. Oh, and obviously I fapped my dong off. Did I even need to say that? I figured it was just a given.

The Most Original Lesbian Porn on the Web?

I visited so many lesbian porn sites in that monthlong binge. And one of the lesbian porn sites that I keep returning to, time and time again, is Dyked. I can’t get enough. It’s one of those rare porn sites where even just the premise of the site is hot as heck. If you have never heard of Dyked before, allow me to break it down for you … basically, what Dyked is all about is providing scenarios in which, typically speaking, one girl is straight as an arrow (or just otherwise a virgin when it comes to lesbian bedroom play), and the other girl ends up seducing the more innocent one into raunchy, naughty, sensuous lesbian action. Pretty great porn site idea, isn’t it?Well, the quality of the videos totally backs up the quality of the premise. Dyked is a site produced and run by the incomparable porn pros, Team Skeet. I defy you to show me one bad Team Skeet premium pay porn site on their network. I don’t think you’d be able to find one. They have cultivated quite the reputation for themselves over the last few years for always putting out a quality product. I mean, for the price they charge, they better. It certainly isn’t cheap. But if you love high-quality porn, the convenience and safety of not having to track down illegal and free copies of the stuff, and have the money in your budget, a membership to any one of the Team Skeet sites will definitely be a worthy investment.

Quality over Quantity…

Dyked is set up just like every other Team Skeet site, too, so, no surprises here if you have been to any of their sites in the past. At the top of the page, you’ll find a large banner that is in promotion of one of the site’s newer titles. In the case of today’s visit, that was a little video entitled “Strap On Discipline Session,” in which it looks like two leather-clad mistresses are sitting in armchairs, resting their feet on their respective submissives, both of whom are on their knees, one of whom is eating the booty of the other, Human Centipede style.So, we already have established the fact that Dyked is going to be full of nothing but the highest quality lesbian pornos (not to mention some of the most original lesbian porn that you’ll find on the web), but how does this site stack up in terms of quantity and frequency of uploads. Well, unfortunately, that may be the only category in which Team Skeet, in general, tends to falter a bit. Dyked has a grand total of 69 videos (nice!). And it looks like, based on what I can see here, on average, I’d say they put out a new scene about twice a month.Those of you who are a little more well versed in the world of premium pay porn sites like this one know that these are not amazing numbers. There are, for example, plenty of membership-based high-quality porn sites out there that guarantee at least one new video each week. Sadly, though, Dyked is not one of them. And I am not even sure whether or not these numbers might get even worse in the near future. September is almost over at the time of this review and Dyked has not put up a single video this month yet … so, definitely something to keep in mind when you are making the decision as to whether or not you want to pay a monthly fee for Dyked.

Some Cool Features, Some Missing Ones

That being said, Dyked has plenty of great features to enjoy. Comment on videos, browse by tags, rate videos, add videos to playlists. Everything you could ask for in a site like this. One thing that they are noticeably missing, though (and they are far from alone in this when it comes to porn sites that you pay for, for whatever reason) is an advanced search function. I want to be able to search by vagina type, pubic hair type, boob size, eye color, hair color, etc. Especially if I’m spending money to use this site … it just seems like a basic feature that every porn site should have … the ability for a fap-happy sucker like you or me to really narrow down the parameters and find, potentially, the perfect porno for himself.All in all, though, you really cannot argue with the quality of Dyked’s videos. And, at the end of the day, isn’t that the most important thing? When you boil it all down, it’s all about which sites have the best videos, right? And if that’s the case, you certainly cannot go wrong with Dyked. Check it out today!